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[RobinRobin 10770]

[Howmanheyman 31841]

 

 

 

Summer project back garden official attendance:  42,836

 

 

 

 

[trophyshy 7065]

Put them inside and stop sitting on the floorboards.  

[Gemmill 42933]

Next series of STID we'll get introduced to this prick. He'll have put these seats in his living room in front of the telly. 

 

[Alex 34210]

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

[Monkeys Fist 41418]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

No. 2 ? 

[RobinRobin 10770]

10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Summer project back garden official attendance:  42,836

 

 

 

 

@Christmas Tree  has entered the conversation  

[ewerk 29583]

9 hours ago, Alex said:

Shouldn’t they have numbers on the seats if they are meant to be from Roker Park? 

They’re not nearly pink enough.

[Tdansmith 3014]

Newcastle United never have to worry about Eddie Howe leaving the club as we have a ready made replacement.

 

 "I think I could put a half decent team together with 8 x £50M players and the likes of Wilson, Almiron, Joelinton (another £100M) and others already at the club"

 

 Keith will no doubt bring in the superstar Excile to replace Bruno.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/eddie-howe.1634980/page-3

[Tdansmith 3014]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-kit-clowns.1635000/

😂

I wonder if this is yet another mackem fib ? 

 

If it isn't well done those two Mags for ruining the sad mackem bastards holiday. 🤣

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Newcastle United never have to worry about Eddie Howe leaving the club as we have a ready made replacement.

 

 "I think I could put a half decent team together with 8 x £50M players and the likes of Wilson, Almiron, Joelinton (another £100M) and others already at the club"

 

 Keith will no doubt bring in the superstar Excile to replace Bruno.

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/eddie-howe.1634980/page-3

 

 

Yes. Fabio Capello, who won titles as a player at Roma, AC Milan and Juventus, and later went on to win more league titles and Champions Leagues in an illustrious managerial career spanning almost two decades at Real Madrid, Milan, Juve and Roma and managing at World Cups with Russia & England will always be remembered for one thing: telling Darren Bent to leave Sunderland.

 

 

 

[Dazzler 8658]

"Howe's teams deploy high pressing and basically he'd only pick players that play that way" followed closely by:

 

"I'd love to see an England in his style" - Referring to Klopp, a manager who's teams adopt high pressing and would only pick players that play that way. Fucking morons

 

Also, the same cunts crying that Howe has won nowt despite spending an alleged fortune are wanking themselves daft over Klopp who has won one of each trophy despite spending considerably more than Howe

[Alex 34210]

4 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

"Howe's teams deploy high pressing and basically he'd only pick players that play that way" followed closely by:

 

"I'd love to see an England in his style" - Referring to Klopp, a manager who's teams adopt high pressing and would only pick players that play that way. Fucking morons

 

Also, the same cunts crying that Howe has won nowt despite spending an alleged fortune are wanking themselves daft over Klopp who has won one of each trophy despite spending considerably more than Howe

Howe’s formation with this set of players would work really well imo. I’ve thought a few times the ‘double pivot’ is too cautious, especially against teams looking to sit deep and hit England on the break. I could elaborate but I can’t be arsed / don’t care enough 

[ewerk 29583]

20 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-kit-clowns.1635000/

😂

I wonder if this is yet another mackem fib ? 

 

If it isn't well done those two Mags for ruining the sad mackem bastards holiday. 🤣

 

On 10/06/2024 at 20:39, ewerk said:

 

 

[Dazzler 8658]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Howe’s formation with this set of players would work really well imo. I’ve thought a few times the ‘double pivot’ is too cautious, especially against teams looking to sit deep and hit England on the break. I could elaborate but I can’t be arsed / don’t care enough 

I think Howe would be class for England. His tactics alone would scare the shit out of most teams considering international games a played at such a slow, boring pace. That's why I hope Germany don't appoint Klopp as we'll just end up having to deal with them dominating for the next 4-6 years - and the hivemind masturbation sesh from the football community would be unbearable.

[Holden McGroin 6320]

37 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I think Howe would be class for England. His tactics alone would scare the shit out of most teams considering international games a played at such a slow, boring pace. That's why I hope Germany don't appoint Klopp as we'll just end up having to deal with them dominating for the next 4-6 years - and the hivemind masturbation sesh from the football community would be unbearable.

Doesn’t  it take ages to get used to playing under Howe? I don’t think he’ll have the time on the training ground to drum that into to the players.

[Dazzler 8658]

8 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Doesn’t  it take ages to get used to playing under Howe? I don’t think he’ll have the time on the training ground to drum that into to the players.

It would but considering most elite players now are in high pressing teams so anyone from us, Spurs, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City would probably slot straight in as they all play a variant of that style. Not sure as much on lads overseas but certainly Kane will be used to it in Germany. I think it would be a pretty immediate improvement in that sense.

[The Fish 10500]

Howe needs regular training sessions to get his methods across. 

 

Who the fuck would be the England manager? Massive expectations from the media and a subset of the fans, no time to work with the players and a country that is years behind others in terms of financing coaches and young players. 

 

Fuck. That.

[trophyshy 7065]

My mackem marra says the current name in the frame is Frank Lampard. 

[The Fish 10500]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My mackem marra says the current name in the frame is Frank Lampard. 

[Howmanheyman 31841]

It's alright, they didn't want him anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 14 by Howmanheyman

[Howmanheyman 31841]

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[trophyshy 7065]

Puff 

[BobHopeandNoHope 586]

7 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/full-kit-clowns.1635000/

😂

I wonder if this is yet another mackem fib ? 

 

If it isn't well done those two Mags for ruining the sad mackem bastards holiday. 🤣

[Ayatollah Hermione 13625]

19 hours ago, Alex said:

Howe’s formation with this set of players would work really well imo. I’ve thought a few times the ‘double pivot’ is too cautious, especially against teams looking to sit deep and hit England on the break. I could elaborate but I can’t be arsed / don’t care enough 

Southgate panics if he goes over the recommended serving size with his morning cereal, you’ll get caution and you’ll like it