Howmanheyman 36258 Posted May 31, 2024 Share Posted May 31, 2024 45 minutes ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. "He turned and looked but said nothing." These mags always saying fuck all when pulled, looking embarrassed or looking down at their feet The story's may get tweaked but the patter remains the same. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3674 Posted May 31, 2024 Share Posted May 31, 2024 1 hour ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. It’s the details in these flights of fantasy that get me. “6th avenue” Do these cunts carry around a note pad 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14051 Posted May 31, 2024 Share Posted May 31, 2024 I know Newcastle fans in New York & there’s also a fan club in New York. Although that story is made up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 2 hours ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. “have you not got any other clothes?” ”no doubt had the black and white kit with him also” basically answered his own question there. No wonder the Mag didn’t answer him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10175 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 6 hours ago, Renton said: Another Mag shirt story. Why aye. i think the bloke in the green away kit just needs to thank his lucky stars he wasn't in rome and new york is lacking in replica gladiator swords. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32897 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 5 hours ago, Tom said: Although that story is made up. Nah, troo story marra. He even has the photo to prove it. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 They were headed to Backworth Club at the time. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14559 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 Like how he’s just heard “6th Avenue” in a film or something and decided to set his tall tale there 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 The equally funny alternative version of these fables is when someone is wearing a Sunderland top at JFK Airport/the Pyramids of Giza/Hanging Gardens of Babylon and they are accosted by people who tell them they saw STID and are now MLFs. Which is, of course, completely different because they are MASSIVE 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12365 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 'ah was walking down Madison, (ah swear ah never had a gun) and ah saw a ninetayn ninetey Marco lads shirt. I shouted over 'Gerrin! FTM!' and the new yorka turned around and said, 'hey man, I hate the mags toooo but I loved the Netflix Sunderland till I die show, I watched all the seasons and bought this shirt on eBay, buddy." Then a cop on a horse who overheard clapped and give us a backa on his horse back to my hotel like Crocodile Dundee and we passed maceys and al that and a cafe where a lush lass was fayaking an orgasm or she'd seen my lads top, hard to tell, marra.' 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44908 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 I’m just stunned that amongst their millions of STID worldwide fans there isn’t some bored billionaire ready to spunk his money away on them.… … that is, one who doesn’t need to ask his mam first. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10175 Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: It was almost like a whirlwind how fast they rushed our takeover through, marra. the 18 months or so the premier league spent kicking the can down the road was literally the happiest period in their tragic lives. absolutely pure, unadulterated joy that we'd been deprived of wealthy owners without a single solitary mention of human rights or amnesty international. fucking fantasists. 1 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23499 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10175 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 50 minutes ago, Renton said: Apparently Seaburn has fallen. Cue several hundred pages on the Land Lady being a slag. Classy. they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23499 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: they got that thread hidden away in the secret bit mate? Naah, this one is public. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7475 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 30 minutes ago, Renton said: Naah, this one is public. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-long-has-the-bluebell-been-a-mag-pub.1634327/ That is amazing. I'd think it was pretty funny if it was the other way around but not these mutants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23499 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 Just watching C4 build up to the England game there. They had a bit of the usual football build up bigging up the NE and Newcastle as a football hot bed. Clichéd but, you know, quite normal. Thought I'd check what the fans of massive lads made of it. Yep. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 The amount of raging hard ons down wearside way in fevered anticipation of getting wound up by something someone might've said tonight was always going to happen. Presenter: "And welcome to our England game here on channel 4 at St. James' Par....." MLF: "Ah fucking knew it!! Right up theya mag arses alreddy!!!!" 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36258 Posted June 4, 2024 Share Posted June 4, 2024 (edited) Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other? Edited June 4, 2024 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4230 Posted June 5, 2024 Share Posted June 5, 2024 Inevitably Will Still whi was the best young manager in the world has suddenly become overhyped shit since joining another club. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/will-still-rumours.1632992/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11525 Posted June 5, 2024 Share Posted June 5, 2024 On 04/06/2024 at 08:48, Howmanheyman said: Mags getting chinned as usual, this time from West Ham fans pissed off at us for something or other? I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview ) Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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