mackem messageboard gold

[Meenzer 15716]

St. Peter's station renamed Allah, The Most Beneficient, The Most Merciful

[Dazzler 10368]

"For all stations to South Shields please change at the next station, Khashoggi was a grass."

[Toonpack 9927]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

"For all stations to South Shields please change at the next station, Khashoggi was a grass."

 

[The Fish 10963]

Have they spelled Dazzler wrong?

[Dazzler 10368]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Have they spelled Dazzler wrong?

Or I have....

[Howmanheyman 33829]

"For top flight football, St. Peyter's Metro Station ISN'T your destination."

 

Nexus VII Bewk IV

[The Fish 10963]

29 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Or I have....

You sir, can do no wrong.

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

And written in Arabic.

Someone should ask them to write “3-0” in Arabic numerals, see if they protest. 

[RobinRobin 11550]

14 hours ago, Renton said:

 

The SMB is just a genuinely funny board to me. I find the paranoia in particular fascinating, with reference to HMHM's shadowy cabal posts. A couple of examples. In their Bruce Springsteen thread today, there is the usual stuff about how the Magedia are ignoring the concert today, particularly Look North. Then there is this. Anybody see anything wrong with this signage from Park Lane interchange in Sunderland?

 

 

I kid you not, there were several posters going apoplectic about it being a deliberate plot from Nexus to spread mag propaganda because it's a white font against a black background. One has pursued it further abusing nexus staff there in person (apparently they called him a sad mackem bastard  ) and demanding meetings etc. Now this is just not normal behaviour but is highly amusing. 

 

Then of course we are football rivals. The decline in SAFC has been hilarious from our perspective. Unlike them, who celebrate every goal we concede, there is almost never a match thread or posts on here for them, despite them often being on Sky, because at the end of the day they are just a funny distraction. I for one am going to continue enjoying their meltdowns for many years to come. 

 

I assumed it was for the person who will take over from the next coach they hound out. 

[Dazzler 10368]

Will Still is in talks with Norwich and likely to end up there. After all of that 

[Alex 35571]

On 22/05/2024 at 11:54, Tdansmith said:

There's a bit of a debate who is the most obsessed...on two match threads about our friendly v Spurs 🤔

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/haway-spurs.1633778/

 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/spurs-mags.1633783/

Does that ex-pat Everton fan just go on there to make the mackems feel slightly less needy and tragic? He’s like a fucking parody of a parody. I bet there’s a collective groan goes round the every time he walks in his local. 

[Andrew 4857]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Does that ex-pat Everton fan just go on there to make the mackems feel slightly less needy and tragic? He’s like a fucking parody of a parody. I bet there’s a collective groan goes round the every time he walks in his local. 

We didnt even have a fucking match thread for that one

 

 

[Dazzler 10368]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We didnt even have a fucking match thread for that one

 

 

Aye @wykikitoon you lazy cunt.

[Howmanheyman 33829]

 

 

 

Shewally not? A NE based Stoke fan with no axe to grind against either club seeing more MLF shirts than NUFC shirts at the airport? Although he hasn't mentioned it I'm sure there was no fevered discussions with Mags about how they could just walk about with them on and everybody just letting them as that would just be silly. 

 

 

[ewerk 31195]

Isn't in obligatory though for Sunderland fans to travel in their shirts and then wear them every single day of their holiday in Benidorm?

[Gemmill 46023]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Isn't in obligatory though for Sunderland fans to travel in their shirts and then wear them every single day of their holiday in Benidorm?

 

Aye, that's the weird thing. That Sunderland fans lay out their travelling outfit the night before a holiday and it's ALWAYS one of their shitty strips. 

 

And then they arrive and make a point of exploring the hotel and walking round the pool area in them, so everyone can mark their cards that the bamps have landed. 

[NJS 4411]

As I've mentioned before, I went on Keith Barratt"s plane to Kiev in 2003 which was in September and it was hilarious to see all the MLFs heading on holiday, scrambling to change their shit tops after clocking a few daft lads wandering around the airport. 

[Howmanheyman 33829]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Isn't in obligatory though for Sunderland fans to travel in their shirts and then wear them every single day of their holiday in Benidorm?

 

It's obligatory for them to be louder in the presence of non NE people, exaggerate their accents, trying to come across as sewper pally and over friendly before informing the unfortunate passer by that they're '....from Sunderland' when the unfortunate passer by never asked them where they were from in the first place.

[Dazzler 10368]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's obligatory for them to be louder in the presence of non NE people, exaggerate their accents, trying to come across as sewper pally and over friendly before informing the unfortunate passer by that they're '....from Sunderland' when the unfortunate passer by never asked them where they were from in the first place.

And go berserk when someone asks them if they are from Newcastle despite the accents sounding pretty similar to anyone not from the north east (or at least familiar with both). They’ll go full blown nuts at the notion they are a geordie instead of saying “hahaha na, mate…” which is the appropriate response to something so minor

 

Luckily Newcastle is the famous part of the region so we never have to find out how we’d react to being asked if we’re from sun’lin. However, I think the laugh seems more likely.

[Alex 35571]

31 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Isn't in obligatory though for Sunderland fans to travel in their shirts and then wear them every single day of their holiday in Benidorm?

Apart from that short period when it was ‘Mag-like behaviour’. Which, by pure chance, coincided with them not being able to get hold of them, due to a tinpot operation in Co Durham having the contract for supplying the kits to fans. 

Edited May 29 by Alex

[Alex 35571]

9 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

He 100% smokes Monster flavoured vapes. 

How fucking corny is that feral hipster-look now, man? 

[thebrokendoll 9454]

35 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Shewally not? A NE based Stoke fan with no axe to grind against either club seeing more MLF shirts than NUFC shirts at the airport? Although he hasn't mentioned it I'm sure there was no fevered discussions with Mags about how they could just walk about with them on and everybody just letting them as that would just be silly. 

 

 

 

the mackems have a bitter, bitter hatred for the staffordshire minnows since alex neil walked out of their massive club to join the potters in '22.

also, it's rumoured at around about the same time a stoke fan was heard to innocently remark that his club played in the same colour shirts as athletic bilbao and its spiralled out of control ever since.

[Renton 21983]

They've predictably produced a thread several thousand posts long about us not qualifying for Europe. Apparently we are in meltdown rather than being - in my view - mildly disappointed. And of course the world needs another thread obsessing about county Durham mags and the proportion of Mags/MLFs by postcode, to add to the several hundred others. 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-term-geordie-…-they-aren’t-all-skunks.1633940/

 

Edited May 29 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 33829]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's obligatory for them to be louder in the presence of non NE people, exaggerate their accents, trying to come across as sewper pally and over friendly before informing the unfortunate passer by that they're '....from Sunderland' when the unfortunate passer by never asked them where they were from in the first place.

 

4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

And go berserk when someone asks them if they are from Newcastle despite the accents sounding pretty similar to anyone not from the north east (or at least familiar with both). They’ll go full blown nuts at the notion they are a geordie instead of saying “hahaha na, mate…” which is the appropriate response to something so minor

 

Luckily Newcastle is the famous part of the region so we never have to find out how we’d react to being asked if we’re from sun’lin. However, I think the laugh seems more likely.

 

ABREORDIE

 

a-bror-dee    

 

The accentuated, raised decibel pseudo Geordie/mackem accent an MLF puts on outside his country's borders to people not from his region.

 

eg;

 

'EE-AH, IT'S CANNY HOT, MARRA, ISN'T IT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YAV BEYN CHUCKING THE MORETTEY DOWN AT PONTEYLAND AIRPORT BUT AM NOT PISSED OR OWT BECAUSE AH CAN TAK MY DRINK UNLIKE THE MAGS. IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED NEWCASTLE AIRPORT BUT IT'S NOT RAYLLEY IN NEWCASTLE AND SUNDERLAND COUNCIL HELPED PEY FORRIT. WHEYE DO YA SUPPORT, MARRA? I'M SUNLIN TILL AH DIE JUST LIKE THE NETFLIX SHOW, DID YA WATCH IT? WENT GLOBAL, MATE. SUNDERLAND FANS AL OVER THE WORLD NOW, GENUINE FANS ANAARL NOT LIKE THE 92 BANDWAGON JUMPERS UP THE ROAD AT SID JAMES PARK! DO YOU HATE THE SAUDI MAGS ANAARL?'

Edited May 29 by Howmanheyman

[Toonpack 9927]

He's a good lad is Rockford Files tbh