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[Alex 36586]

What an inspirational charity challenge though. Peddling an exercise bike in Tesco  

[Renton 23507]

No idea if he's the next Gazza as the fans of massive lads are suggesting, but it would it would be very funny if Chris Rigg signed for us. 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12371]

15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Some place full of Mags ✅

 

Help for heroes ✅

 

FTM ✅

 

Sunderland shirts ✅

 

Mag shirts ✅

 

 

 

🎵

Is this the real life?

Is this just parody?

Caught in a leyague slide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the Mags and see

 

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Cos I'm not easy come, easy go

Little high, very low

Any way the crisp packet blows doesn't really matter to me (to me)

 

Marra

Just saw a mag

Put a gun against my head, pulled my trigger

Now I'm dead

Marra, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

 

Marra, oo-oo-oo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if

nothing really matters

 

Too late, our time has come

We've got no deycent spine, getting beytan all of the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the trewth

 

Marra, oo-oo-oo (the wind blows)

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?

 

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me

Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell

Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell

,Gary Rowell Fat Marco and Gary Bennoo oh-oh-oh

 

I'm just a poor MLF  nobody loves me

He's just a MLF, even Bilbao dint want to know him

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

 

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Exile says! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Keyth says, We will not let you go

(Let him go!) Lewk O'Nien says We will not let you go

 

(Let me go) will not let you go

(Let me go) never let you go

(Let me go) (never) let you go (let me go)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

 

Oh, marra mia, marra mia (marra mia, let me go)

That Kyril kid has a devil put aside for me, for me

For me

 

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can give the black cats bar to the swine?

Oh, kyril, can't do this to me, kyril

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

 

Oo-oo

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

 

Nothing really matters, anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

 

Any way the crisp packets blows

🎶

 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

[Gemmill 49438]

What about De Zerbi? 

[NJS 4553]

Or Tuchel... 

[Meenzer 16330]

Bill Shankly's not been in a job for a while

[Dougle 3674]

Klopp?

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

Would be interesting to see if there’s any threads on there asking for Howe when he was taking time off. I’m sure they’ve been nuked though 

[Alex 36586]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-the-best-supported-shit-club-in-the-country.1633700/
They definitely meet part of the criteria 

[The Fish 11307]

22 hours ago, Alex said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/are-we-the-best-supported-shit-club-in-the-country.1633700/
They definitely meet part of the criteria 

shocked that this only got one like

[Dazzler 11527]

16 hours ago, The Fish said:

shocked that this only got one like

They don't like common sense and honesty on RTG - sonsofthewear and Bald King will be requested to provide their ticket stubs and labelled mags.

[Tdansmith 3260]

There's a bit of a debate who is the most obsessed...on two match threads about our friendly v Spurs 🤔

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/haway-spurs.1633778/

 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/spurs-mags.1633783/

[Dazzler 11527]

 

This gadgy needs to understand that all of those things are set up because the takes on RTG are so bat shit insane that they have to be shared across multiple platforms so that they can be mocked on a scale that their insanity deserves. It's not just toon fans that tear RTG to shreds. It's a national laughing stock.

[Renton 23507]

25 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

This gadgy needs to understand that all of those things are set up because the takes on RTG are so bat shit insane that they have to be shared across multiple platforms so that they can be mocked on a scale that their insanity deserves. It's not just toon fans that tear RTG to shreds. It's a national laughing stock.

 

The SMB is just a genuinely funny board to me. I find the paranoia in particular fascinating, with reference to HMHM's shadowy cabal posts. A couple of examples. In their Bruce Springsteen thread today, there is the usual stuff about how the Magedia are ignoring the concert today, particularly Look North. Then there is this. Anybody see anything wrong with this signage from Park Lane interchange in Sunderland?

 

 

I kid you not, there were several posters going apoplectic about it being a deliberate plot from Nexus to spread mag propaganda because it's a white font against a black background. One has pursued it further abusing nexus staff there in person (apparently they called him a sad mackem bastard  ) and demanding meetings etc. Now this is just not normal behaviour but is highly amusing. 

 

Then of course we are football rivals. The decline in SAFC has been hilarious from our perspective. Unlike them, who celebrate every goal we concede, there is almost never a match thread or posts on here for them, despite them often being on Sky, because at the end of the day they are just a funny distraction. I for one am going to continue enjoying their meltdowns for many years to come. 

 

[Dazzler 11527]

18 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

The SMB is just a genuinely funny board to me. I find the paranoia in particular fascinating, with reference to HMHM's shadowy cabal posts. A couple of examples. In their Bruce Springsteen thread today, there is the usual stuff about how the Magedia are ignoring the concert today, particularly Look North. Then there is this. Anybody see anything wrong with this signage from Park Lane interchange in Sunderland?

 

 

I kid you not, there were several posters going apoplectic about it being a deliberate plot from Nexus to spread mag propaganda because it's a white font against a black background. One has pursued it further abusing nexus staff there in person (apparently they called him a sad mackem bastard  ) and demanding meetings etc. Now this is just not normal behaviour but is highly amusing. 

 

Then of course we are football rivals. The decline in SAFC has been hilarious from our perspective. Unlike them, who celebrate every goal we concede, there is almost never a match thread or posts on here for them, despite them often being on Sky, because at the end of the day they are just a funny distraction. I for one am going to continue enjoying their meltdowns for many years to come. 

 

The lad saying N-O having a mackem thread with 800+ pages proves how obsessed the mags are with them was a belter for me, as was the one sane mackem in the thread pointing out that it was set up years ago, and 800 pages isn't that much over that time frame. I wonder how many collective pages dedicated to the mighty mags they've parsnipped over the years. Bet it eclipses 800 pages

 

Getting mad at a sign is hilarious though, it's been a while since I went on a metro but once upon a time the metro signs for stops were in red font so I wonder when nexus changed their allegiances .

 

 

[ewerk 32904]

15 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I wonder when nexus changed their allegiances .

 

Saudis paid them off with their dirty oil money obvs.

[Dazzler 11527]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Saudis paid them off with their dirty oil money obvs.

Paid for their new trains under the condition that all metro and bus stop signage is changed to black and white.

[ewerk 32904]

And written in Arabic.

[Dazzler 11527]

Just now, ewerk said:

And written in Arabic.

And south hylton metro station is demolished and replaced with a massive mosque / gay and lass stoning station.

[Meenzer 16330]

St. Peter's station renamed Allah, The Most Beneficient, The Most Merciful

[Dazzler 11527]

"For all stations to South Shields please change at the next station, Khashoggi was a grass."

[Toonpack 11213]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

"For all stations to South Shields please change at the next station, Khashoggi was a grass."

 

[The Fish 11307]

Have they spelled Dazzler wrong?

[Dazzler 11527]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Have they spelled Dazzler wrong?

Or I have....