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[Dougle 3384]

It's cold and the wedding seeyason marra. FTM. etc

[Dougle 3384]

By the way did the cheap skate cunts run out of new red seats for the MLFs to fit and just let the pink ones in the corner finish fading?

[Howay 12496]

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

[Howmanheyman 33829]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

 

You think he'd be used to the circle of life by now?

[Gemmill 46023]

"Nobody wants to stay, and we'll lose the good players we've got, but if we can get some good players we'll get promoted."

 

Backwards. 

 

[Sonatine 11542]

13 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

 

"Don't you know I'm still shittin' better than I ever did?
Lookin' like a blue pop drinker, wipin' off the skids
And I'm not standin' after all this time
Pickin' up the turds  of my life without you on my mind"

[Howmanheyman 33829]

14 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

 

If

 

If you can lose your head when all about you

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on the Mags

If you can't trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too:

If you can't wait and b sick and tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated don't give way to hating,

    And yet don't look too good, nor sing too much wise men say; 

 

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

    If you can't think—but make make imagination your aim,

If you can't meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same:

If you can't bear to hear the truth about Athletic Bilbao being 

  twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the seats you got on a good deal being broken,

    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools for a free pint and a free ticket 

 

If you can make one heap of all your shit in the premeya concourse 

    And risk it on one turn of Joelinton's cross

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    ⁠And never breathe a word about your loss:

If you can't force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after another manager's gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    ⁠Except the Will which says to them: 'Fuck off and go!''

 

If you can talk with sparse crowds and lose your virtue,

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much:

If you can't fill the unforgiving staydeyum 

    With sixty seconds' worth of a Luke O'Nien run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

    ⁠And—which is more—you'll be a MLF, my marra!

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

You think he'd be used to the circle of life by now?

Hakewna Matata marra, Hawkewna Matata. 

[Renton 21983]

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

[Howay 12496]

 Won’t be long and he will be trying to sell whatever bit he owns. 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 Won’t be long and he will be trying to sell whatever bit he owns. 

FOR SALE- 1 Large Toilet. 

[Dazzler 10368]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

I’m unclear. Do they think the frat boy lacks class?

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

Never knew you could get £1500 season tickets in the championship  

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Never knew you could get £1500 season tickets in the championship  

 

It was £400 but an extra £1100 per ST holder in January to pay for the decorators to come in and do out the Black Cats Bar ahead of the derby.

[Dr Gloom 22143]

We took the black cats bar. Took the bastard good and proper 

[Dazzler 10368]

19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We took the black cats bar. Took the bastard good and proper 

They gave it to us tbf, even rolled out a black and white carpet for our arrival. That's even more embarrassing for them than us taking it, good, proper or otherwise

[The Fish 10963]

19 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

[Renton 21983]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

 

Because it's filtered on that website I think. The stupid cunts aren't fucking trusted to be grown ups.  

[The Fish 10963]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Because it's filtered on that website I think. The stupid cunts aren't fucking trusted to be grown ups.  

Oh, will it scare off advertisers? More so than, say, bigotry and glamorising hooliganism?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

40 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Oh, will it scare off advertisers? More so than, say, bigotry and glamorising hooliganism?

 

 

And of course. 

[Dougle 3384]

8 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

 

Farkin

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

It’s a bit daft that they have to put an R in anal …

 

 

 

 

… as well. 

[RobinRobin 11550]

14 hours ago, Dazzler said:

They gave it to us tbf, even rolled out a black and white carpet for our arrival. That's even more embarrassing for them than us taking it, good, proper or otherwise

[Tdansmith 3259]

This thread has all the potential to become "gold"  😂

Lets hope they don't move it when it becomes too embarrassing.

 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/england-vs-bosnia-st-james’s-park.1633183/page-3

[Alex 35571]

Nice to see Roker Mackem still getting annoyed about everything and nothing