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[Sonatine 11892]

13 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

 

"Don't you know I'm still shittin' better than I ever did?
Lookin' like a blue pop drinker, wipin' off the skids
And I'm not standin' after all this time
Pickin' up the turds  of my life without you on my mind"

[Howmanheyman 36270]

14 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Ignoring the fact it’s a surprise to learn Elton John is a mackem, it’s fucking mental that they’re carrying on like they’re heading for promotion - the only thing that’s kept them away from relegation this season was Mowbray getting the squad to overperform early on in the season. It’s more likely they’ll be battling the drop tbh. 

 

If

 

If you can lose your head when all about you

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on the Mags

If you can't trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too:

If you can't wait and b sick and tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated don't give way to hating,

    And yet don't look too good, nor sing too much wise men say; 

 

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;

    If you can't think—but make make imagination your aim,

If you can't meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same:

If you can't bear to hear the truth about Athletic Bilbao being 

  twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the seats you got on a good deal being broken,

    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools for a free pint and a free ticket 

 

If you can make one heap of all your shit in the premeya concourse 

    And risk it on one turn of Joelinton's cross

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    ⁠And never breathe a word about your loss:

If you can't force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after another manager's gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    ⁠Except the Will which says to them: 'Fuck off and go!''

 

If you can talk with sparse crowds and lose your virtue,

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much:

If you can't fill the unforgiving staydeyum 

    With sixty seconds' worth of a Luke O'Nien run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

    ⁠And—which is more—you'll be a MLF, my marra!

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

You think he'd be used to the circle of life by now?

Hakewna Matata marra, Hawkewna Matata. 

[Renton 23506]

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

[Howay 12496]

 Won’t be long and he will be trying to sell whatever bit he owns. 

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 Won’t be long and he will be trying to sell whatever bit he owns. 

FOR SALE- 1 Large Toilet. 

[Dazzler 11527]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

I’m unclear. Do they think the frat boy lacks class?

[Kid Dynamite 7559]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

Never knew you could get £1500 season tickets in the championship  

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Never knew you could get £1500 season tickets in the championship  

 

It was £400 but an extra £1100 per ST holder in January to pay for the decorators to come in and do out the Black Cats Bar ahead of the derby.

[Dr Gloom 23403]

We took the black cats bar. Took the bastard good and proper 

[Dazzler 11527]

19 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We took the black cats bar. Took the bastard good and proper 

They gave it to us tbf, even rolled out a black and white carpet for our arrival. That's even more embarrassing for them than us taking it, good, proper or otherwise

[The Fish 11307]

19 hours ago, Renton said:

They've really turned on the Frat kid, haven't they? Fucking hell, why would any sane person want to own that club, manage them, or even play for them? Never knew you could get £1500 notes mind. 

 

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

[Renton 23506]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

 

Because it's filtered on that website I think. The stupid cunts aren't fucking trusted to be grown ups.  

[The Fish 11307]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Because it's filtered on that website I think. The stupid cunts aren't fucking trusted to be grown ups.  

Oh, will it scare off advertisers? More so than, say, bigotry and glamorising hooliganism?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

40 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Oh, will it scare off advertisers? More so than, say, bigotry and glamorising hooliganism?

 

 

And of course. 

[Dougle 3674]

8 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Completely unimportant, but I've never understood why people post in faux-swears. Fugging, fecking and the like, unless it's to mock the potato botherers. 

 

Fuck off.

 

Farkin

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

It’s a bit daft that they have to put an R in anal …

 

 

 

 

… as well. 

[RobinRobin 12371]

14 hours ago, Dazzler said:

They gave it to us tbf, even rolled out a black and white carpet for our arrival. That's even more embarrassing for them than us taking it, good, proper or otherwise

[Tdansmith 3260]

This thread has all the potential to become "gold"  😂

Lets hope they don't move it when it becomes too embarrassing.

 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/england-vs-bosnia-st-james’s-park.1633183/page-3

[Alex 36586]

Nice to see Roker Mackem still getting annoyed about everything and nothing 

[Dazzler 11527]

That one lad making out that we've been slagging off the concerts at the SOL as if we didn't have a massive private bus service on for Coldplay years ago because the metros were on strike. Or as if there wasn't a tonne of geordies at the concerts for Rihanna or Beyonce the absolute helmet  but of course they were entirely supportive of both the ACDC and Sam Fender concerts at SJP because they are not petty like we are.

[Renton 23506]

The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36270]

47 minutes ago, Renton said:

The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco.

 

 

 

Some place full of Mags ✅

 

Help for heroes ✅

 

FTM ✅

 

Sunderland shirts ✅

 

Mag shirts ✅

 

 

 

🎵

Is this the real life?

Is this just parody?

Caught in a leyague slide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the Mags and see

 

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Cos I'm not easy come, easy go

Little high, very low

Any way the crisp packet blows doesn't really matter to me (to me)

 

Marra

Just saw a mag

Put a gun against my head, pulled my trigger

Now I'm dead

Marra, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

 

Marra, oo-oo-oo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if

nothing really matters

 

Too late, our time has come

We've got no deycent spine, getting beytan all of the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the trewth

 

Marra, oo-oo-oo (the wind blows)

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?

 

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me

Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell

Gary Rowell, Gary Rowell

,Gary Rowell Fat Marco and Gary Bennoo oh-oh-oh

 

I'm just a poor MLF  nobody loves me

He's just a MLF, even Bilbao dint want to know him

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

 

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Exile says! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Keyth says, We will not let you go

(Let him go!) Lewk O'Nien says We will not let you go

 

(Let me go) will not let you go

(Let me go) never let you go

(Let me go) (never) let you go (let me go)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

 

Oh, marra mia, marra mia (marra mia, let me go)

That Kyril kid has a devil put aside for me, for me

For me

 

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can give the black cats bar to the swine?

Oh, kyril, can't do this to me, kyril

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

 

Oo-oo

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

 

Nothing really matters, anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

 

Any way the crisp packets blows

🎶

 

Edited May 13, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Tdansmith 3260]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

The SMB is strange ebven by their standardsa today. Lots of hate directed against us. Mags have even been spotted in Sunderalnd Tesco.

 

 

From that thread.

 

"It's getting ridiculous now like.

Definitely wasn't happening even a few years ago.

As pointed out earlier in the thread, it's madness how it goes unchallenged too."  

[Renton 23506]

It's great that some of them are advocating braying bairns for wearing a football top they don't like and nobody bats an eyelid.