The Fish 11307 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Bet you didn't know Ferry across the Mersey is really a County Durham classic? Original went "Ferry, across the shit stream" Same as Sweet Home Alabama, which was originally Sweet Home Pelaw Marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 (edited) Durham's child 🎵 Athle-tic Bilbao, We formed them The Blay-don races We made it Football documentaries We rocked it 'Cause we depend on fantasy If I wanted the striker that you bought We'd buy him The staydeyum we play in We wreck it The coach we brought in We sacked him We depend on fantasy (I depend on fantasy) All the marras, fucking spannas Throw your hands up at me All the hard cunts sparking Magpies Throw your hands up at me All the amnesty who never heard of me Throw your hands up at me All the Sunlin who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that.... 🎶 Edited April 30, 2024 by Howmanheyman 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 So on the day there's news we might be expanding SJP, safc have to release their own plans as well? Tut, tut.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: So on the day there's news we might be expanding SJP, safc have to release their own plans as well? Tut, tut.... That’s a parody account taking the piss out of the group with the same name, which was definitely not a copy of Wor Flags. Which then folded 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Durham's child 🎵 Athle-tic Bilbao, We formed them The Blay-don races We made it Football documentaries We rocked it 'Cause we depend on fantasy If I wanted the striker that you bought We'd buy him The staydeyum we play in We wreck it The coach we brought in We sacked him We depend on fantasy (I depend on fantasy) All the marras, fucking spannas Throw your hands up at me All the hard cunts sparking Magpies Throw your hands up at me All the amnesty who never heard of me Throw your hands up at me All the Sunlin who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Marra I didn't know you could make something up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that Marra I didn't know you could make something up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that.... 🎶 Genuinely laughing out loud at this btw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 1 minute ago, Alex said: That’s a parody account taking the piss out of the group with the same name, which was definitely not a copy of Wor Flags. Which then folded I know Alex. Alex. I expected better from you. I'm not angry with you, just, just disappointed. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I know Alex. Alex. I expected better from you. I'm not angry with you, just, just disappointed. I did wonder like 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 8 minutes ago, Alex said: I did wonder like I was going to say, I'm not fucking CT, you know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44917 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I was going to say, I'm not fucking CT, you know? He wishes you were. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49438 Posted May 2, 2024 Share Posted May 2, 2024 🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11527 Posted May 2, 2024 Share Posted May 2, 2024 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: 🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 This fella gets it (kind of) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1769 Posted May 3, 2024 Share Posted May 3, 2024 (edited) Imagine Will Still coming in as our manager in a few years once Eddie goes off to manage England and lifting the CL The fewm would be off the charts Edited May 3, 2024 by RobElliott 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23506 Posted May 3, 2024 Share Posted May 3, 2024 8 hours ago, RobElliott said: Imagine Will Still coming in as our manager in a few years once Eddie goes off to manage England and lifting the CL The fewm would be off the charts ☝️ MACKEM LIKE BEHAVIOUR KLAXXON. Ban him mods. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14559 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 This Will Still chap is going to have plenty of suitors tbf. I’d suggest the mackems don’t get ahead of themselves but I can already see the 50 duplicate threads on RTG calling him a mag ginger cunt when he takes over at a Championship side with an actual transfer budget 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 Aye. It’s unlikely he’ll choose a struggling championship club with fuck all to spend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23506 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 9 minutes ago, Alex said: Aye. It’s unlikely he’ll choose a struggling championship club with fuck all to spend Also the most toxic home atmosphere (not in a good way) and by far the shortest managerial half life. Although the latter would personally appeal to me if I got the contract right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44917 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 Have a look at his wiki page just now. They’re desperate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44917 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 As I understand it, he’s enrolled on the course but doesn’t yet have a Pro Licence. Surely such a massive club as our sister loving chums wouldn’t even entertain someone with such lowly status? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 How the fuck does this have 98 replies? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 "Ah watched the lads when ah was in Beni. It was on the telly. Wa fucking massive, marra." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36586 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 Most of the threads on there are like random thoughts from the pub bore. Also, we better watch out next season if Ipswich’s luck continues. As it stands they’re 40 points ahead of a Sunderland team who are just as good as them 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32903 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: How the fuck does this have 98 replies? They’ve had Cardiff and Swansea away this season. Two massive European adventures, marra. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 Get into em by name, not getting into em by nature. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3394 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 There's more than one way to get into 'em. This is not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36270 Posted May 4, 2024 Share Posted May 4, 2024 "Make sure all the stewards at the stadium of light are Mags. Any away fans in the home end to be giving cuddles and hugs before taking their addresses for later in the year when we can send them a nice Christmas card. Order the stewards to tell the home fans to sit down and shut the fuck up. Make sure the invisible barrier stops them from getting to the away fans." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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