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[Monkeys Fist 44035]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

massive lads with a grudge against toilets. 

[Howmanheyman 34959]

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! 

 

 

Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news. 

 

 

Unbelievable, Jeff!!!

 

 

 

[Alex 36047]

They’re spending the rest of the season concentrating on the Mags. And so are Sky

[The Fish 11173]

"I know we're in a nothing game"

 

"Wonder what the issue is?"

 

He's so close to figuring it out.

[Howmanheyman 34959]

4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

"I know we're in a nothing game"

 

"Wonder what the issue is?"

 

He's so close to figuring it out.

 

It's a conundrum, like. 

[Renton 22888]

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

 

Edited April 27, 2024 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 44035]

9 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

Fyp 

[Alex 36047]

There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one  

[GrahamTaylor5 1141]

19 hours ago, Renton said:

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

 

All joking aside, this does kind of make a lot of sense.

 

I am assuming that, as a forum about NUFC, we are all NUFC supporters.

 

If any of us were billionaires, we would definitely prioritise buying Sunderland. What else would we want to do with the money? 

[Howmanheyman 34959]

Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is?

 

 

'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha'

[Monkeys Fist 44035]

4 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

What else would we want to do with the money? 

I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia. 
 

The entertainment value though- priceless. 

[ewerk 31991]

World class, just not at football.

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7125]

Could easily have been a red. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4113]

38 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Could easily have been a red. 

Should have been a red

[Dazzler 11103]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

World class, just not at football.

 

 

Seems like a canny volleyball player though.

[Toonpack 10696]

That should have been a red

[Howmanheyman 34959]

🎶

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

Him playing football is a crime,

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

He's a duck egg all the time 

Down the left, down the right 

Doesn't matter he's still shite,

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

🎵

 

[Monkeys Fist 44035]

37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

He's a duck egg all the time 

That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 

[Dazzler 11103]

41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

 

Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf

[Alex 36047]

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 

[Monkeys Fist 44035]

Just now, Alex said:

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 

Aye, unlike his highly versatile vegetable namesake, there’s only layer to him- shite. 

[Toonpack 10696]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

🎶

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

Him playing football is a crime,

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

He's a duck egg all the time 

Down the left, down the right 

Doesn't matter he's still shite,

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

🎵

 

Fuck me, it’s Stock Aitkin and Howmanheyman

[Tdansmith 3260]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 

It's good. But it's no "wind your neck in" 

[BobHopeandNoHope 648]

It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s.

[Gemmill 48013]

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. 

 

Very different song.