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[Renton 23507]

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

 

Edited April 27, 2024 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

9 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

Fyp 

[Alex 36586]

There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one  

[GrahamTaylor5 1163]

19 hours ago, Renton said:

 

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines".

"Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

 

All joking aside, this does kind of make a lot of sense.

 

I am assuming that, as a forum about NUFC, we are all NUFC supporters.

 

If any of us were billionaires, we would definitely prioritise buying Sunderland. What else would we want to do with the money? 

[Howmanheyman 36271]

Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is?

 

 

'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha'

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

4 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

What else would we want to do with the money? 

I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia. 
 

The entertainment value though- priceless. 

[ewerk 32904]

World class, just not at football.

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7478]

Could easily have been a red. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4232]

38 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Could easily have been a red. 

Should have been a red

[Dazzler 11527]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

World class, just not at football.

 

 

Seems like a canny volleyball player though.

[Toonpack 11214]

That should have been a red

[Howmanheyman 36271]

🎶

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

Him playing football is a crime,

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

He's a duck egg all the time 

Down the left, down the right 

Doesn't matter he's still shite,

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

🎵

 

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

He's a duck egg all the time 

That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 

[Dazzler 11527]

41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

 

Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf

[Alex 36586]

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 

[Monkeys Fist 44917]

Just now, Alex said:

He’s a bang average championship player. Ordinary is precisely what he does on a regular basis 

Aye, unlike his highly versatile vegetable namesake, there’s only layer to him- shite. 

[Toonpack 11214]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

🎶

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

Him playing football is a crime,

Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien

He's a duck egg all the time 

Down the left, down the right 

Doesn't matter he's still shite,

His only claim to fame 

Is kicking a 17 year old up a height.

🎵

 

Fuck me, it’s Stock Aitkin and Howmanheyman

[Tdansmith 3260]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults. 

It's good. But it's no "wind your neck in" 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s.

[Gemmill 49439]

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. 

 

Very different song. 

[Alex 36586]

The County Durham thing again!  What fucking convoluted point are they making now? It’s a Tyneside folk song in which all of the people and events in it take place on Tyneside. The whole of my life and for a long time before it’s been associated with NUFC (and no other football club, bar altered versions). The only County Durham things to do with the song are the bloke who wrote it being from Gateshead (which used to be in that county) and the destination of Blaydon (ditto). But both of those places are overwhelmingly black and white anyway. Do they not think it’s significant that they’re travelling from and through Newcastle (as opposed to say, for example, Sunderland)? They are absolutely tapped, man 

Edited April 30, 2024 by Alex

[Meenzer 16330]

Flew to the County Durham Races from Ponteland Airport, marra

[Alex 36586]

It’s also the classic mackem cycle of make something up, start believing it and then get annoyed about it  

[Howmanheyman 36271]

 Just never stop, marras.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

“The Roker Aces” always makes me laugh. Not only is it a desperate attempt to copy us but it’s a fucking laughable attempt that sounds absolutely shite no matter which way it tries to scan