Howmanheyman 33130 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 "I'm truly sorry father, I have no more tears to weep." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: "Why don't we have threads dissing U12 girls teams winning the league against boys, Reg?" "Because why would we? We're a football board having a laugh, taking the piss, talking about football. Leave it to RTG for that shite " "Don't oppress me! It's my right as a man to discuss U12 girls teams!" "I'm not oppressing you, but you're not an MLF?" "I want to be one." "What?!" "I want to be an MLF and talk shite about U12 girls teams." "But why? You're a Mag on a NUFC forum, we don't do that shite?" "Why don't we agree that CT, as a man from boldon, has the right to talk shite about U12 girls especially as he's dangerously close to Sunderland even though he's a Mag on a NUFC forum." "But what's the point?" "I want to invest in crypto currency as well!" Was having a fairly shit morning, logged in here, read this and had my first proper laugh of the day. Cheers mate 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 880 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: "I'm truly sorry father, I have no more tears to weep." I just do not understand that. What is the entertainment value there? I really don't like/understand when people put people with a high level of needs on a stage to make a fool out of themselves but this is not even that. Those two probably have no level of needs, don't look drunk but still willing to make themselves look like that. Why? Why would anyone want to watch two people who can't dance do that? Why would you put yourself on a floor of a pub, especially if you can't even do 'the worm'? I know that there are always a mixture of people in each area (The Hoppings is always an eye-opening experience) but Sunderland seems to have such a massively different demographic to Newcastle/ Northumberland etc. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44809 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I think when he first lay down he was 100% confident he could do the worm. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Tbf, all the other punters in that pub are just as weird for choosing to go there 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9387 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 6 hours ago, The Fish said: Irony is that if that was the limit of his ambition, he'd 'not be good enough' for the Man City of Mordor. Orkward situation 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10854 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 28 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Orkward situation 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Has anyone got the Jimmy Hill over the SOL picture? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/crystal-palace-rename-arthur-wait-stand-to-the-jamal-khashoggi-stand-for-wednesday’s-fixture.1632140/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21585 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 (edited) Parody account and quite funny, but what I want to know is - who the fuck is Arthur Wait? This lad apparently, definitely nothing dodgy about him, sure he's never been involved in any construction of concrete motorway supports or anything like that. Wonder if Steve Wraith knew him? Edited April 23 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42384 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, Renton said: Parody account and quite funny, but what I want to know is - who the fuck is Arthur Wait? This lad apparently, definitely nothing dodgy about him, sure he's never been involved in any construction of concrete motorway supports or anything like that. Wonder if Steve Wraith knew him? That picture reeks of stale cigars and whisky breath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Give over man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44809 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Let's start with "who the fuck is Dodds?!" and go from there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9722 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Let's start with "who the fuck is Dodds?!" and go from there. If we can follow that up with "and who the fuck is Charlie Hurley?" that would be great. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33130 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 RIP to a man I honestly thought was already long dead. That's a good innings as they say. I loved David Kelly amongst others yet in reality, as massive a cult hero he is, he was usually a lower league player. I'm pretty sure most of Hurley's seasons are Sunderland were in division two but they loved him and there's nothing wrong with that. His first ever game for Sunderland was in a seven nil defeat so it's good to know they've always been a basket case of a club. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42384 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Hurley was old enough to have heard first hand tales of Sunderland’s record victory against us, in 1908… … when we won the title, again. RIP MLF MARRA! and of course 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21585 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: RIP to a man I honestly thought was already long dead. That's a good innings as they say. I loved David Kelly amongst others yet in reality, as massive a cult hero he is, he was usually a lower league player. I'm pretty sure most of Hurley's seasons are Sunderland were in division two but they loved him and there's nothing wrong with that. His first ever game for Sunderland was in a seven nil defeat so it's good to know they've always been a basket case of a club. This is true but Hurley was from the black and white era before the world turned colour and was a centre back which makes his veneratio less explicable to me, fair does though. Whereas most of us will have seen David Kelly play, he was centre forward, and also a part-time arms inspector befor Blair murdered him. RIP. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42384 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 11 minutes ago, Renton said: and also a part-time arms inspector befor Blair murdered him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 One of the best central defenders to have ever played the game. For Sunderland in the 60s 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 So he never won anything in his time there, they were massively mediocre and is considered part of the best defence they ever had. Seems about right for makems. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33130 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, Alex said: One of the best central defenders to have ever played the game. For Sunderland in the 60s In the second division FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21585 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I do love how they make the SoL seem like such a lovely place. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33130 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Infiltrated by mysterious mag fans once again! Will it never end? Secretly drifting in and out when they know the MLF one punch hard cunts are visiting their relatives out of town. Damn you all!! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42384 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 The lads were just after a pint in the Black and White bar. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21585 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 22 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Infiltrated by mysterious mag fans once again! Will it never end? Secretly drifting in and out when they know the MLF one punch hard cunts are visiting their relatives out of town. Damn you all!! But Whickham and West Auckland are both in county Durham marra. Must have been a fifth column of fans of massive lads with a grudge against toilets. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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