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[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

SMBs. Only dipped into ready to groom for a few minutes earlier. What a bunch of bull’s knackers.

[Alex 36586]

 

[Renton 23511]

Love a good thread about the disgusting state of the mackem's bogs.

 

 

Land of the damned. 

 

 

 

[The Fish 11307]

12 hours ago, Howay said:

 So KLD isn’t a brilliant owner now? Hard to keep up with those dozy cunts. 
 

Aye the mackems have this very weird view of themselves as a bunch of loyal to a fault super fans. Meanwhile basically every player that leaves them leaves on horrible terms and rarely want anything to do with the place again (see Bent after they racially abused his mother, Grabban, etc). They hound out every single manager aside from fucking Sam Allardyce , which is why they average about 2 managers a season. They legitimately fell out with the prior owners due to the toxic atmosphere of the stadium, the documentary showed those owners trying to drown them out with Ibiza tunes, while the inside stadium images of the doc showed them assaulting the cameraman. They also hounded and abused Short despite the bloke bankrolling them for his entire ownership, then digging them out a financial hole when he did leave. 

Inherently classy.

[Monkeys Fist 44918]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Love a good thread about the disgusting state of the mackem's bogs.

 

 

Land of the damned. 

His last line- did he 

a) Leave?

b) Urinate somewhere other than the receptacle provided?

c) Become vexed? 
d) All of the above?

[thebrokendoll 10185]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

His last line- did he 

a) Leave?

b) Urinate somewhere other than the receptacle provided?

c) Become vexed? 
d) All of the above?

 

think it was a shit he was after mate, probably just went back to his seat in the stands.

[Anth 113]

14 hours ago, Howay said:

 So KLD isn’t a brilliant owner now? Hard to keep up with those dozy cunts. 
 

Aye the mackems have this very weird view of themselves as a bunch of loyal to a fault super fans. Meanwhile basically every player that leaves them leaves on horrible terms and rarely want anything to do with the place again (see Bent after they racially abused his mother, Grabban, etc). They hound out every single manager aside from fucking Sam Allardyce , which is why they average about 2 managers a season. They legitimately fell out with the prior owners due to the toxic atmosphere of the stadium, the documentary showed those owners trying to drown them out with Ibiza tunes, while the inside stadium images of the doc showed them assaulting the cameraman. They also hounded and abused Short despite the bloke bankrolling them for his entire ownership, then digging them out a financial hole when he did leave. 

You can add trying to set about Chris Coleman to that list as well 

[ewerk 32909]

If that’s 42,000 then they’ve increased their capacity to 100,000 on the sly.

[Alex 36586]

Even if it’s 42,000 sold seats including season tickets, they should be worried about how few actually bother turning up at the minute. Hasn’t the personalised (from Luke Onion) renewal email just gone out too? Presumably after the stunning win against Cardiff. Where Jobe gave the complete centre forward performance (because there’s never any middle ground with them lot). Although now the timing doesn’t look so clever after another home loss makes it 7 defeats out of the last 8 league games, if my maths is correct. Plus a caretaker manager in place until the end of the season and reports their ‘billionaire’ owner has gone cap in hand to the USA for a loan that wouldn’t buy Isak’s left foot. 

[thebrokendoll 10185]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Even if it’s 42,000 sold seats including season tickets, they should be worried about how few actually bother turning up at the minute. Hasn’t the personalised (from Luke Onion) renewal email just gone out too? Presumably after the stunning win against Cardiff. Where Jobe gave the complete centre forward performance (because there’s never any middle ground with them lot). Although now the timing doesn’t look so clever after another home loss makes it 7 defeats out of the last 8 league games, if my maths is correct. Plus a caretaker manager in place until the end of the season and reports their ‘billionaire’ owner has gone cap in hand to the USA for a loan that wouldn’t buy Isak’s left foot. 

 

was reading in one thread over there that of late when the attendance figure has been announced on the tannoy it's been greeted with howls of laughter. 

anybody who admits to laughing at the grossly inflated number is rounded on as being obsessed and what does it matter anyway. this despite the fact they run a ticket sales tracker for every home game where they all universally pat each other the back for being the best supported club on the planet.

all very odd really, is it 10,000+ season ticket holders not bothering showing up each match or are these 10,000 non attenders picking up tickets at such incredibly discounted prices they don't mind writing the £5 or whatever off at the last minute?

anywhere as one of the more reasoned over there states, why don't the club just not bother announcing an attendance rather than have embarrassment of having their own supporters rolling about the deserted aisles doubled up in side splitting hysterics?

[Howay 12496]

 

 It’s exactly the same aye. 

[RobinRobin 12371]

Like this?

[Ayatollah Hermione 14560]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

 It’s exactly the same aye. 

Are they claiming the Millennium Bridge now?  or at least the bit outside the Baltic?

[Alex 36586]

They’re so hung up on boundaries. Particularly ones which are 50 years or more out of date*  Also have to love how a photo taken in Newcastle, showing the river the city sits by and the town on the other side of the river (part of the same urban conurbation) is the same as taking a photo of Sunderland and claiming it’s New York  

*Gateshead falling within the historical county of Durham. Meaning it belongs to Sunderland, despite being overwhelmingly black and white for as long as anyone can remember. 

 

[NJS 4553]

Gateshead Durham mags -  the worst. 

[The Fish 11307]

26 minutes ago, Alex said:

They’re so hung up on boundaries. Particularly ones which are 50 years or more out of date*  Also have to love how a photo taken in Newcastle, showing the river the city sits by and the town on the other side of the river (part of the same urban conurbation) is the same as taking a photo of Sunderland and claiming it’s New York  

*Gateshead falling within the historical county of Durham. Meaning it belongs to Sunderland, despite being overwhelmingly black and white for as long as anyone can remember. 

 

 

Maybe he means the New York near the Silverlink?

[RobElliott 1769]

On 02/04/2024 at 10:55, Renton said:

Love a good thread about the disgusting state of the mackem's bogs.

 

 

Wonder if he was a stander or a sitter?

[thebrokendoll 10185]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

They’re so hung up on boundaries. Particularly ones which are 50 years or more out of date*  Also have to love how a photo taken in Newcastle, showing the river the city sits by and the town on the other side of the river (part of the same urban conurbation) is the same as taking a photo of Sunderland and claiming it’s New York  

*Gateshead falling within the historical county of Durham. Meaning it belongs to Sunderland, despite being overwhelmingly black and white for as long as anyone can remember. 

 

 

same photo taken with a special mackem lens...

 

[ewerk 32909]

52 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

same photo taken with a special mackem lens...

 

 

[Alex 36586]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

 

Maybe he means the New York near the Silverlink?

 I did think about that one near Shiremoor but even that comparison doesn’t work 

[Alex 36586]

1 hour ago, RobElliott said:

 

Wonder if he was a stander or a sitter?

They’ve got their own category (seater) 

[RobinRobin 12371]

1 hour ago, RobElliott said:

 

Wonder if he was a stander or a sitter?

Hopefully the former

[Howmanheyman 36273]

 

Is this the same Sunderland who put a bid in for the potential Euro games and showed pics of Newcastle in the bid? Or the same Sunderland where in their TV documentary, (which captivated the world and made safc everybody's global second team), they showed their (briefly) manager, Chris Coleman, (when he wasn't getting threatened by one of their fans), wax lyrical about how beautiful it was was up in Sunderland as the camera panned out showing Tynemouth priory and King Edwards bay? That same Sunderland? 

[Alex 36586]

The other thing is Newcastle and Gateshead actually have a joint initiative to market themselves and attract tourism, business etc. 

[Dazzler 11527]

21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Is this the same Sunderland who put a bid in for the potential Euro games and showed pics of Newcastle in the bid? Or the same Sunderland where in their TV documentary, (which captivated the world and made safc everybody's global second team), they showed their (briefly) manager, Chris Coleman, (when he wasn't getting threatened by one of their fans), wax lyrical about how beautiful it was was up in Sunderland as the camera panned out showing Tynemouth priory and King Edwards bay? That same Sunderland? 

"Tyne and WEAR, marra. What's your is ours, and what's ours yiz dinnit want. Wuh dinnit like yews mags until wey neeyd ti yews yi much better arkeytectural triumphs to get peypal inta sun'lin. Penshaw monument just doesn't have the same impact, marra"