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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Looking forward to some Still Ill based chants.

 

A load of MLFs going to the match with daffodils in their back pockets. And being racist too.

Not much different to now. Except flowers instead of dairylea singles 

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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

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"Just send him a video of the netflix series on us, he'll be tearing the head off it in no time and gagging to be the lads manager. Get O'Nien to do a welcome tweet or something. Our global fanbase will love owt like that. FTM."

"Send him a picture of the bridges marra. The mags do it all the time."

 

"Aah dinnit think a picture of a 'shopping  centre' will dee the trick, yi na"

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14 hours ago, NJS said:

How about a golf course dossier? 

Didn't they bid for Capital of Culture (or something) where most of the 'attractions' were Newcastle or Northumberland?

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51 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Didn't they bid for Capital of Culture (or something) where most of the 'attractions' were Newcastle or Northumberland?

Part of their bid was a promise to clear up any resident’s shits from the town centre within 24hrs of its deposit, unless it rained first. 
 

Cultcha. 

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2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Erm, what ????
 

 

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"Hello, you're through to the office of Belgium physicians, how can I help?"

 

"Belgium did ya say? Sorry marra, no offence but it's the Swiss lot am after eeya."

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