Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 I was once on the Munich stadium tour and the guide asked me and my mates who we supported. Told him Newcastle and he went “ah, big club, big stadium” but just with a German accent. I can’t recall stopping the tour in its tracks so I could fire the beacons up and inform the rest of the Geordie Nation that a bloke in Munich thinks we’re a big club 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I was once on the Munich stadium tour and the guide asked me and my mates who we supported. Told him Newcastle and he went “ah, big club, big stadium” but just with a German accent. I can’t recall stopping the tour in its tracks so I could fire the beacons up and inform the rest of the Geordie Nation that a bloke in Munich thinks we’re a big club Not my experience unfortunately. I did a tour of the San Siro recently. The tour guide asked which club I supported. I said "Newcastle" with a grin on my face. He just looked puzzled. "Kevin Keegan, Bobby Robson, Alan Shearer". He was still not getting it. "Oh ffs, Sandro Tonali, we've just played Milan in the champions league? " He was Still scoobied, and asked me whereabouts Newcastle was. I told him the NE of England. "Ahhhh" he says "Vicino Sunderland?L'argomento di Netflix? Il black cats! Jack Ross, Phil Parkinson, Simon Grayson? Il Loch Ness Drogba! Founders of Athletico Bilbao! Mamma Mia! Il Sunderland è una squadra di calcio enorme. Forza Sunderlando!!! Gutted, tbh. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 22147 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 It’s bizarre that they always have a match thread for our games. I don’t recall us ever having one for one of theirs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 That’s because most of us have no idea when they’re playing or who their opponents are. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Just had a look through the first few pages of their match thread for our game and they’re all hammering Burn and asking why Tino isn’t starting too. Now I’m starting to question my judgement 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Average day on the SMB, perfectly normal behaviour. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Wasn't Clough born in Boro? I suppose his name is Irish and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 44 minutes ago, NJS said: Wasn't Clough born in Boro? I suppose his name is Irish and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. He played for the mackems as well as Boro, which appears to be the reason the six fingered ones granda started supporting the tramps, it’s the only way I can make sense of his ramblings. And if watching us on the telly has that effect, I’d say the simple answer is to …STOP WATCHING THEN YOU GORMLESS TWAT! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, NJS said: Wasn't Clough born in Bilbaoro? I suppose his name is Irish-Basque and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. It's starting to make sense now. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Imagine how fucking angry he was watching our lot stroll through their shite team. “Ah just aaahhyut them marra” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 9 hours ago, Renton said: Average day on the SMB, perfectly normal behaviour. Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface. Well, this was on the member forum. Difference between us is, I rarely if ever see any posts on here hating them or their city. As per the name of the thread, 90% of it is just laughing at their daft threads about us. No anger, bitterness. No mention of hate, scum, smashing tellys. Just a mixture of bemusement and amusemsent. Hardly even a mention of their tragic matches unless it's their other yearly play off games. Think most wouldn't even mind if they are promoted, as we know it is a guranteed source of more amusement. Of course, they know this and it makes them even more livid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 27 minutes ago, Renton said: Well, this was on the member forum. Difference between us is, I rarely if ever see any posts on here hating them or their city. As per the name of the thread, 90% of it is just laughing at their daft threads about us. No anger, bitterness. No mention of hate, scum, smashing tellys. Just a mixture of bemusement and amusemsent. Hardly even a mention of their tragic matches unless it's their other yearly play off games. Think most wouldn't even mind if they are promoted, as we know it is a guranteed source of more amusement. Of course, they know this and it makes them even more livid. Spot on. We all have a laugh if they get beat but I don't actively watch their games and if they do win then so what? They're shite. Most of the laughs I get from them these days are the many highlighted posts like the one you mentioned. There's a raysun they hide their stuff and has been mentioned, it has to be embarrassment plus denying us more giggle material. Even the normal ones must see they've got some borderline Abby Normal brain donors amongst them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Last month, we exposed the massive gap between the two teams and, had one Joelinton not got injured, 2-0 after 46 minutes would have been a mere prelude. No amount of “hatred” can ever soften the knowledge that we played with them like a lion with a dead gazelle 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3386 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Big night for the MLFs tonight. A sunderland supplied shirt derby. Wee do we wint to win marrows? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10370 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 22 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT. That's me convinced. (Just got to convince the likes of Pep, Ange, Eddie and co. Good luck Mr Andy78!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 32 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT. Everyone else can pack up and go home, Sunderland have won the Carries into the Penalty Area cup. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 They must be gutted he wasn't available for selection against us. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Adam Armstrong has more goals and more than twice as many assists from less appearances this season. Which puts Clarke’s absolutely incredible numbers for 2023/24 into some context 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 It's carries into the Premier league they need to worry about, and he's fucking SHITE at that. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: It's carries into the Premier league they need to worry about, and he's fucking SHITE at that. the way they go on about him, man. The next Chris Waddle and all that shite. You’re genuinely talking about the sort of player who’ll do very well to have a career anywhere near as good as someone like Wayne Routledge. Which isn’t a dig at either player. Just highlighting how batshit crazy a fair proportion of RTG are. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 hours ago, Alex said: Adam Armstrong has more goals and more than twice as many assists from less appearances this season. Which puts Clarke’s absolutely incredible numbers for 2023/24 into some context Exactly. The same Adam Armstrong who managed a whopping 2 premier league goals last season. Clarke against Ben White, Trippier, Walker, Reece James, TAA, Porro etc is lucky if he gets carries past the half way line 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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