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[Dr Gloom 23652]

Just had a look through the first few pages of their match thread for our game and they’re all hammering Burn and asking why Tino isn’t starting too.
 

Now I’m starting to question my judgement 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

[Renton 23728]

Average day on the SMB, perfectly normal behaviour. 

[NJS 4568]

Wasn't Clough born in Boro? 

 

I suppose his name is Irish and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

44 minutes ago, NJS said:

Wasn't Clough born in Boro? 

 

I suppose his name is Irish and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. 

He played for the mackems as well as Boro, which appears to be the reason the six fingered ones granda started supporting the tramps, it’s the only way I can make sense of his ramblings. And if watching us on the telly has that effect, I’d say the simple answer is to …STOP WATCHING THEN YOU GORMLESS TWAT!  

[Howmanheyman 36663]

1 hour ago, NJS said:

Wasn't Clough born in Bilbaoro? 

 

I suppose his name is Irish-Basque and he could have ancestry there but don't get the "Came from Ireland and loved Clough" connection. 

 

It's starting to make sense now. 

[Howay 12496]

 Imagine how fucking angry he was watching our lot stroll through their shite team. “Ah just aaahhyut them marra”

[Howmanheyman 36663]

9 hours ago, Renton said:

Average day on the SMB, perfectly normal behaviour. 

 

Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface. 

[Renton 23728]

15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface. 

 

Well, this was on the member forum.

 

Difference between us is, I rarely if ever see any posts on here hating them or their city. As per the name of the thread, 90% of it is just laughing at their daft threads about us. No anger, bitterness. No mention of hate, scum, smashing tellys. Just a mixture of bemusement and amusemsent. Hardly even a mention of their tragic matches unless it's their other yearly play off games. Think most wouldn't even mind if they are promoted, as we know it is a guranteed source of more amusement. 

Of course, they know this and it makes them even more livid.

 

[Howmanheyman 36663]

27 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Well, this was on the member forum.

 

Difference between us is, I rarely if ever see any posts on here hating them or their city. As per the name of the thread, 90% of it is just laughing at their daft threads about us. No anger, bitterness. No mention of hate, scum, smashing tellys. Just a mixture of bemusement and amusemsent. Hardly even a mention of their tragic matches unless it's their other yearly play off games. Think most wouldn't even mind if they are promoted, as we know it is a guranteed source of more amusement. 

Of course, they know this and it makes them even more livid.

 

 

Spot on. We all have a laugh if they get beat but I don't actively watch their games and if they do win then so what? They're shite. Most of the laughs I get from them these days are the many highlighted posts like the one you mentioned. There's a raysun they hide their stuff and has been mentioned, it has to be embarrassment plus denying us more giggle material. Even the normal ones must see they've got some borderline Abby Normal brain donors amongst them?

[Ayatollah Hermione 14689]

Last month, we exposed the massive gap between the two teams and, had one Joelinton not got injured, 2-0 after 46 minutes would have been a mere prelude. No amount of “hatred” can ever soften the knowledge that we played with them like a lion with a dead gazelle

[Dougle 3686]

 

Big night for the MLFs tonight. A sunderland supplied shirt derby.

Wee do we wint to win marrows?

[Dazzler 11884]

 

Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36663]

22 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT.

 

 

 

That's me convinced.

 

(Just got to convince the likes of Pep, Ange, Eddie and co. Good luck Mr Andy78!)

[ewerk 33241]

32 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT.

 

 

 

Everyone else can pack up and go home, Sunderland have won the Carries into the Penalty Area cup.

[Meenzer 16449]

They must be gutted he wasn't available for selection against us.

[Alex 36747]

Adam Armstrong has more goals and more than twice as many assists from less appearances this season. Which puts Clarke’s absolutely incredible numbers for 2023/24 into some context

[Gemmill 50038]

It's carries into the Premier league they need to worry about, and he's fucking SHITE at that. 

[Alex 36747]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

It's carries into the Premier league they need to worry about, and he's fucking SHITE at that. 

 the way they go on about him, man. The next Chris Waddle and all that shite. You’re genuinely talking about the sort of player who’ll do very well to have a career anywhere near as good as someone like Wayne Routledge. Which isn’t a dig at either player. Just highlighting how batshit crazy a fair proportion of RTG are. 

[Kid Dynamite 7645]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Adam Armstrong has more goals and more than twice as many assists from less appearances this season. Which puts Clarke’s absolutely incredible numbers for 2023/24 into some context

Exactly. The same Adam Armstrong who managed a whopping 2 premier league goals last season. 
 

Clarke against Ben White, Trippier, Walker, Reece James, TAA, Porro etc is lucky if he gets carries past the half way line 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

To be fair I get where they are coming from when watching us play. The last time I watched Sunderland play on the telly,  I really wanted the other team to beat them. Luckily we did. Since then, I have had no interest in watching them. 

[Howay 12496]

7 hours ago, Dazzler said:

 

Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT.

 

 

They have the fucking brass neck to accuse others of being deluded, meanwhile here they are comparing Jack Clarke to Vinicius Jr without any mention of the level of competition each play at  

[aimaad22 4698]

Vini Jr  

 

I'd read till Doku and Kulusevksi hadn't gotten to Vinicious yet  Anybody checked how he stacks up against Garrincha's carries into penalty area?

[aimaad22 4698]

Tells you how tough the championship is like, you could have a Vini Jr standard player and still struggle to get into the playoff spots. 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

Surely, at some point, some of these people need to understand that there are levels. I am sure most of us have played 5-a-side. We have all played with that lad who is just a cut above us (it was never me, I have always had zero ability) who manages to score 7 goals and make it look effortless. I have never thought to myself, 'wow, he has better stats that Haaland'.