Toonpack 11391 Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 39 minutes ago, Gemmill said: M'Villa is what CT shouts when the pop van turns up on the estate too. He runs down the street shouting it like Sloth off the Goonies apparently. My dad was saying... It’s also what he calls his camper van 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33241 Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 14 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Hotdogs in burger buns have entered the chat 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11882 Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 The first thing I noticed was "Sauage". Did they let the mackem apprentice knock the scran list up on derby day? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 27 minutes ago, Alex said: What has really upset me is them telling us we’ve got a far better team and a lot more money than them. That’s the last thing any fan wants I really like this new discovery of theirs. Context, I think they call it. I wish we had it back when they beat us, y'know before they swandived out of the footballing spotlight. Back then the only thing that mattered was the result, not the bigger picture. End of the day the only reasons we won were; PR gaffes, the flag display being underfunded because it's the Christmas period, the flag display group pocketing the money and then fucking off to Benidorm, and of course our owners paying off the refs and their players to gift the win to our more expensively assembled team of better players. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 7 hours ago, The Fish said: I really like this new discovery of theirs. Context, I think they call it. I wish we had it back when they beat us, y'know before they swandived out of the footballing spotlight. Back then the only thing that mattered was the result, not the bigger picture. End of the day the only reasons we won were; PR gaffes, the flag display being underfunded because it's the Christmas period, the flag display group pocketing the money and then fucking off to Benidorm, and of course our owners paying off the refs and their players to gift the win to our more expensively assembled team of better players. We also had ITV put the microphones in our [their] end so that it sounded like we outsung them at times to sportswash the nation. The mackem and ex-Sunderland manager in the studio were there to make minds think that The Learned Elders of the Protocols of Magedia had fuck all to do with the whole psy-op. 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36656 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 Life imitating art.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36743 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jack-clarke👏👏.1623787/ best in Europe 👍🏻 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33241 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23721 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 14 minutes ago, Alex said: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jack-clarke👏👏.1623787/ best in Europe 👍🏻 That poster is a striker so not even one of us on a wind up. Mind, to be fair, what the stats show to me is how one dimensional Sunderland are and how fucked they are if he leaves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4568 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 You'd think they'd be more aware of the fact they aren't in the top division after Saturday but apparently not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36743 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 (edited) Incredibly you still have people spouting nonsense about his potential worth after Saturday’s game too. Edited January 9, 2024 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 Was he playing? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 5 minutes ago, Tom said: Was he playing? I don't think any of them were. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16448 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 11 minutes ago, NJS said: You'd think they'd be more aware of the fact they aren't in the top division after Saturday but apparently not. Since they're not hurting anyone, at this stage I think it's kinder just to treat them like mildly bewildered dementia patients. "Is that right, you're a mid-table Premier League side and your teenage 25-year-olds are all worth £30m? That's lovely dear, now let's get you into bed." 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 “Nurse! He’s trying to phone Pep about Jack Clarke again!” 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36743 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 To be fair though, they’ve all had the last laugh as we’re happy we beat them when we shouldn’t care. Or something 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11922 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 "Nurse! Quick, Exile has been on twitter again!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 Quote “Its been THREE days since Newcastle United beat Sunderland, 0 in a row marra” @amnestyinternational 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Aye their careers are uncanny, by the same point in his career Hazard had won Ligue 1 player of the year twice (the youngest player to do so) on his way to a league and cup double before a £32m transfer to Chelsea (a decade ago so that fee would be far higher), winning a Europa league with Chelsea as he took the PL by storm. In contrast, and their own admission, Clarke has bounced around a bunch of clubs and scored 44 goals in the championship. Are they going to compare Hume to Cafu next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16448 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 2 minutes ago, Howay said: Are they going to compare Hume to Cafu next? Well they do both have four letters in their name. #uncanny 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33241 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 3 minutes ago, Howay said: Clarke has bounced around a bunch of clubs and scored 44 goals in the championship. Are they going to compare Hume to Cafu next? You overestimate him. He has 23 goals in the Championship over six seasons. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 1 minute ago, ewerk said: You overestimate him. He has 23 goals in the Championship over six seasons. So the same as Hazard had in his first two Premier League seasons, uncanny as Meenz says 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11391 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 7 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Well they do both have four letters in their name. #uncanny It's equates to the number of fingers they use to establish if their sister/cousin is ready for marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4269 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 20 minutes ago, Howay said: Aye their careers are uncanny, by the same point in his career Hazard had won Ligue 1 player of the year twice (the youngest player to do so) on his way to a league and cup double before a £32m transfer to Chelsea (a decade ago so that fee would be far higher), winning a Europa league with Chelsea as he took the PL by storm. In contrast, and their own admission, Clarke has bounced around a bunch of clubs and scored 44 goals in the championship. Are they going to compare Hume to Cafu next? He hasn’t scored 44 he has scored 21 and assisted 14 if I read the stats right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 9, 2024 Share Posted January 9, 2024 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: He hasn’t scored 44 he has scored 21 and assisted 14 if I read the stats right Aye I’d read their original poster as 44 goals in 97 games, which I agree would be impressive (although like they always ignore you have to factor in the level), 44 goals and assists in 97 games is good but I don’t see it as something to start acting like he’s some CL talent , I think that’s why I misread it. For comparison at a similar age Isak has 21 goals and assists in 29 PL starts, albeit most games are central but fucking hell that lot need to learn the levels of the game. Edited January 9, 2024 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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