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6 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Really, when you think about it, they've absolutely imploded and nobody has done a fucking thing at our end. :lol:

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I'm not so sure, KLD is a mag agent apparently (per an ITK on RTG)

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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

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I'm not so sure, KLD is a mag agent apparently (per an ITK on RTG)

Whatā€™s a latch-key billionaire meant to do though?Ā 
His mam wonā€™t give him any more pocket money to flush down the bog, so heā€™s had no option but to take handouts from the murderous, camel-shagging paedophiles to desecrate the Holy of Holies with sex mag paraphernalia.Ā 
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And now theyā€™ll have to shell out twice over, once more to change it back before tomorrow*, and then again to downgrade it back to its former state.Ā 

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* Iā€™ll be very interested to know if theyā€™ve actually done this @PaddockLad

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16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Whatā€™s a latch-key billionaire meant to do though?Ā 
His mam wonā€™t give him any more pocket money to flush down the bog, so heā€™s had no option but to take handouts from the murderous, camel-shagging paedophiles to desecrate the Holy of Holies with sex mag paraphernalia.Ā 
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And now theyā€™ll have to shell out twice over, once more to change it back before tomorrow*, and then again to downgrade it back to its former state.Ā 

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* Iā€™ll be very interested to know if theyā€™ve actually done this @PaddockLad


The tickets to get in that bar are apparently between 200-600 quid a throw depending on who you listen to so am highly unlikely to be able to find out first hand šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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This from the clubā€™s email yesterday. Most of us will be on a shuttle of shitty double deckers but the corporate hospitality crowd appear to have other arrangements. Derby day apartheid. šŸ˜‘

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7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

might be worth giving safc a call and suggesting they put a 1955 fa cup shirt on the bob stokoe statue.

you never know, they might go for it.

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Is it too late for them to agree with Michael Oliver being ref?

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Yeah, itā€™s Amanda, look, you know it, I know it, this Beale character is not the man for you, is he?Ā 
Why donā€™t you get rid of him this afternoon and weā€™ll help out with our extensive contacts to get you a replacement more suited to your status by, oooh, letā€™s say Monday morning?Ā 
Deal?

Ok , great ,see you in your new Keegan suite on Saturdayā€ā€¦

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Shouts through to Mehmetā€¦

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ā€ Get John Carver on the line sweetie, once heā€™s done the lawn and front path, Iā€™ve got some work for him!ā€

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1 hour ago, ewerk said:

TBF if I spent Ā£600 on a ticket Iā€™m going to want a helicopter to deliver me directly to the open bar.

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Fuck off man!! Can you imagine the litter that'd blow up !!!

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He's right tbf - there is a huge difference between hoying a strop over a few signs in your hospitality suite and celebrating a cup final and champions league run.

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Nelford would be ironing his mams best tea towels ready to storm the stadium if a gulf state ever came in for Sunderland - but for now, he gets to pretend to be a righteous man.

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Years of the mackems saying theyā€™re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol:Ā 

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There are some fucking classics on here like:Ā Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows:

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Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

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4 minutes ago, Tom said:

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Years of the mackems saying theyā€™re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol:Ā 

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Does it come with subtitles? I can't understand a word of what the host says over the sound of literally every speech impediment in known existence coming out of his mouth hole.

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2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

There are some fucking classics on here like:Ā Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows:

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Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

Thatā€™s because theyā€™re thicker than whale spunk.Ā 

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6 hours ago, Tom said:

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Years of the mackems saying theyā€™re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol:Ā 

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Got to admit, I like that Sunderland Mr Beanie chap. He's like their version of CT, except he's slim.Ā 

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56 minutes ago, Renton said:

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Got to admit, I like that Sunderland Mr Beanie chap. He's like their version of CT, except he's slim.Ā 

Him and Pearson together on video.Ā :lol:
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Its like Pacino and De Niro in Heatā€¦

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ā€¦ if Al and Bob both still lived with their mams, were both virgins, and massive retards.Ā 

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