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  On 05/01/2024 at 06:03, Toonpack said:

 

I'm not so sure, KLD is a mag agent apparently (per an ITK on RTG)

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What’s a latch-key billionaire meant to do though? 
His mam won’t give him any more pocket money to flush down the bog, so he’s had no option but to take handouts from the murderous, camel-shagging paedophiles to desecrate the Holy of Holies with sex mag paraphernalia. 
 

And now they’ll have to shell out twice over, once more to change it back before tomorrow*, and then again to downgrade it back to its former state. 

 

 

* I’ll be very interested to know if they’ve actually done this @PaddockLad

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  On 05/01/2024 at 08:02, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s a latch-key billionaire meant to do though? 
His mam won’t give him any more pocket money to flush down the bog, so he’s had no option but to take handouts from the murderous, camel-shagging paedophiles to desecrate the Holy of Holies with sex mag paraphernalia. 
 

And now they’ll have to shell out twice over, once more to change it back before tomorrow*, and then again to downgrade it back to its former state. 

 

 

* I’ll be very interested to know if they’ve actually done this @PaddockLad

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The tickets to get in that bar are apparently between 200-600 quid a throw depending on who you listen to so am highly unlikely to be able to find out first hand 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

This from the club’s email yesterday. Most of us will be on a shuttle of shitty double deckers but the corporate hospitality crowd appear to have other arrangements. Derby day apartheid. 😑

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“ Hi Kyril 

Yeah, it’s Amanda, look, you know it, I know it, this Beale character is not the man for you, is he? 
Why don’t you get rid of him this afternoon and we’ll help out with our extensive contacts to get you a replacement more suited to your status by, oooh, let’s say Monday morning? 
Deal?

Ok , great ,see you in your new Keegan suite on Saturday”…

 


Shouts through to Mehmet…

 

” Get John Carver on the line sweetie, once he’s done the lawn and front path, I’ve got some work for him!”

 

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He's right tbf - there is a huge difference between hoying a strop over a few signs in your hospitality suite and celebrating a cup final and champions league run.

 

Nelford would be ironing his mams best tea towels ready to storm the stadium if a gulf state ever came in for Sunderland - but for now, he gets to pretend to be a righteous man.

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Years of the mackems saying they’re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol: 

 


 

 

 

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There are some fucking classics on here like: Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows:

 

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Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

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  On 05/01/2024 at 10:58, Tom said:

 

Years of the mackems saying they’re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol: 

 


 

 

 

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Does it come with subtitles? I can't understand a word of what the host says over the sound of literally every speech impediment in known existence coming out of his mouth hole.

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  On 05/01/2024 at 11:01, Dazzler said:

There are some fucking classics on here like: Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows:

 

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Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

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That’s because they’re thicker than whale spunk. 

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  On 05/01/2024 at 10:58, Tom said:

 

Years of the mackems saying they’re going to flatten Pearson & he walks straight outside of the stadium of light in his toon shirt :lol: 

 


 

 

 

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Got to admit, I like that Sunderland Mr Beanie chap. He's like their version of CT, except he's slim. 

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  On 05/01/2024 at 17:55, Renton said:

 

Got to admit, I like that Sunderland Mr Beanie chap. He's like their version of CT, except he's slim. 

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Him and Pearson together on video. :lol:
 

 

Its like Pacino and De Niro in Heat…

 

… if Al and Bob both still lived with their mams, were both virgins, and massive retards. 

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