Dazzler 11892 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23734 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Â Â Â Â 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 They are allegedly being fined by the FA too because the tickets have the wrong branding on and state that it's a league one game 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36748 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Looks to me like they’ve sold their souls, albeit for free, and it’s no longer their club. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36748 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 22 minutes ago, Dazzler said: At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy. Sat next to Sam Fender 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Sat next to Sam Fender He's standing in the centre circle with the saxophone lad playing local hero whilst we crack on with the traditional Saudi stoning of someone coerced into confessing they aren't a Muslim (as we do before every match). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14692 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Â At everything that has transpired there today. Nothing like making our lives easier and massively aggravating your fans in the process 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Â 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45221 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 32 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:  Protest? Sex Mag behaviour. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7333 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Sex mag sex mag Yewra sex mag divvent shag wor seagull while uz castergate Riyadh  4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16449 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 45 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: Â Â Time for a bewwwwwwwcuott 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45221 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end.  Good and proper.   Thanks for reading my post. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024  Result aside this is very funny  4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 680 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 I had a few things to do but fuck it, I think I’ll just head over to Ready to Groom for the comedy value instead 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19034 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 😀   7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36748 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end.  Good and proper.   Thanks for reading my post. You heard it here first 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45221 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: 😀    This flip flop  just adds to the comedy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23654 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4704 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 (edited)     Almost feel sorry for them. On hand they absolutely hate NUFC's guts and want nothing to do with such an unethical club, and yet at the same time the fixture is their biggest in years and they've no idea when or if they'll have such an occasion again so you might as well celebrate it. The internal conflict must be hilarious   Edited January 4, 2024 by aimaad22 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: 😀   Ewps sorry marras. Wuh didn't meyn to turn the black cats Bar into a pewr replica of bar 1892. Pleyse keyp spending your universal credit on our merchandise. Cheers. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36669 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Renton said: They seem a bit cross. Â Â Personally I'd slightly adjust the lyrics for better effect and change the tune. How about; Â You traitorous cunt, You fucking traitorous cunt. Fuck off Kyril Dreyfus You fucking traitorous cunt. Â (To the tune of 'Star Trekkin' by The Firm). Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Watch our fans smash the fuck out of the place now it no longer has black and white stuff everywhere. The chameleon move was ingenious TBF, it's getting SMB smeared on the walls in shit now. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 "No blood on our hands"  Just black and white paint 😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 1172 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 17 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:     Almost feel sorry for them. On hand they absolutely hate NUFC's guts and want nothing to do with such an unethical club, and yet at the same time the fixture is their biggest in years and they've no idea when or if they'll have such an occasion again so you might as well celebrate it. The internal conflict must be hilarious   You have it all wrong. It is like a cup final for NUFC. Like a cup final for NUFC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36669 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024     Misery loves misery hardman company.   13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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