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39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

If she claims she didn't know he was a professional footballer for Sunderland it would be hard to disbelieve her tbh. :cuppa:

"I'm getting bucked by a footy player tonight"

 

"Eeeeeeee you're gonna be a wag, marra"

 

*Turns up - kid in a Sunderland trackie opens the door*

 

"Please don't touch me."

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Let's not forget the 172 men and women we don't know or what they were accused/guilty of. Let's also wipe out any moral integrity you think have the second you call the place of the execution "chop-chop square", thus making light of everything you have just said you are morally outraged by.

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Absolutely tremendous. If this keeps going there won't be a mackem in the ground, they'll all be stood outside their club shop protesting with badly spelled sarnie boards.

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

What a divvy, everyone knows fuck the mags in Thai is เพศสัมพันธ์แม็ก - not whatever nonsense he's had etched onto his skin.

 

Even that translates back as "sex mag" which would have been even funnier to see tattooed on his skin :lol:

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Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so....

 

The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so....

 

The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heads will roll for that tweet. Not because the Saudis have brought their guillotine over for the match but because they will be falling clean off mackem shoulders all over wearside.

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