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[Monkeys Fist 42444]

9 hours ago, t00nraider2 said:

Spending a little too much time with this obsession, saddo 🤣

[Tom 14011]

 

 

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[Renton 21625]

I know it's been a shit day/week/month as an NUFC fan but fuck me, I have never seen the Mackems as upset as they are now, including when they were relegated. They are fucking fewming tonight, and now absolutely bricking it over the derby. 

 

They want to lynch their owner, manager and half their players just a few weeks ago they thought were worth 100 million quid. The "model" is shit apparently too. Oh well, never mind, boo hoo. 

[Gemmill 44880]

Didn't they want shot of Mowbray though? And today they're chanting his name?! Or am I just wrong about that?

[Kid Dynamite 7027]

Booing your manager at his first game is good going even for the Mackems. 
 

Bruce, Carver and Kinnear got a few months grace before the fans got fed up here 

[Renton 21625]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't they want shot of Mowbray though? And today they're chanting his name?! Or am I just wrong about that?

 

Naah, most wanted him to stay, which makes it even more funny. 

[Alex 35082]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't they want shot of Mowbray though? And today they're chanting his name?! Or am I just wrong about that?

Give them a little while (I’m thinking a geological period or 3) and they might suss out that the ownership and its ‘model’ is the actual issue. Although they’ll have a problem opposing it whilst not displaying mag-like behaviour 

Edited December 23, 2023 by Alex

[Renton 21625]

This lad used to be their cult hero. He does seem like a canny lad, performed CPR on a dog iirc, but fucking hell he is shite at that level. Seems like they are turning on even Mr onion. 

 

[Dazzler 9750]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Naah, most wanted him to stay, which makes it even more funny. 

Aye, most of the mackems at work were all behind him, and thought he'd been shafted by the owners. I'm not sure RTG is representative of all the mackems. However, it is where the most mental ones reside and it provides endless amounts of entertainment, which is especially useful when we're playing away from home, as was the case today 

[Howmanheyman 33209]

 

 

This actually happened.  Here's some old footage of that incident at the monument just before the 15 year old MLF kicked the shit out of the NME which lead to two of them freezing in shock.

 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

This actually happened.  Here's some old footage of that incident at the monument just before the 15 year old MLF kicked the shit out of the NME which lead to two of them freezing in shock.

 

 

I wonder what these people are like to meet in real life. It has nothing to do with them being Mackems either. It reminds me of the IT bloke off The Office. I didn't think people like that actually existed. I don't think I would be able to talk to someone like this without laughing at them. Unless they only save their tales for Internet forums.

[Tom 14011]

 

 

 

 

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[Howmanheyman 33209]

1 hour ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I wonder what these people are like to meet in real life. It has nothing to do with them being Mackems either. It reminds me of the IT bloke off The Office. I didn't think people like that actually existed. I don't think I would be able to talk to someone like this without laughing at them. Unless they only save their tales for Internet forums.

Probably your last sentence.

[Howmanheyman 33209]

27 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Renton 21625]

There's a thread here which is oozing with vitriol towards us. Really extreme stuff, the stuff were it not about football would get them added to a terrorist watch list. 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/a-long-time-since-we-played-the-scum.1622782/

 

I don't want to talk for anyone else, but seriously wtf man. I don't hate anyone based on their football allegiances. Some of the best people I've ever met have been mackems. There was piss taking, but it never got in the way of friendship. But then, I've also encountered real life MLFs like on the SMB who literally start slavering like a rabid dog when NUFC comes up. Offered me out for a fight based on nowt. 

I like looking on the SMB not because of hatred, but purely because I find them hilarious. The way they are so bipolar, constantly flip flopping, desperate for affirmation (which they accuse us of - wrong - I couldn't give a shit what people think of us).   They are also the personification of the David Brent of football clubs. Sunderland till I die could only have been made about that club. I still laugh when I watch it.   But hate them, naah, I don't think so. 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

My brother is married to a Mackem and I enjoy taking the piss and I also enjoy her family taking the piss. It is funny and the real fun behind a local rivalry.  

 

I cannot imagine 'hating' a football club or a bunch of people, let alone a bunch of people for the team they enjoy, or suffer,  watching. 

 

It is just bizarre. 

 

I put Sunderland till I die on our of curiosity and ended up glued to it. It was just nuts. I have recommended it to friends who don't have any interest because it is about Sunderland and they 'don't care' about them. I have tried to explain that it is fascinating car crash TV but they don't bite haha. I would have been gutted if it had been about NUFC under the Ashley era and I imagine some of the things that went on were probably equally as painful to observe. 

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

I’ve had dealing with plenty of mackems over the years tbh. 
 

 

I can honestly say, hand-on-heart, I fucking despise the inbred, racist, retarded, six-fingered cunts. 

[safcforever 75]

18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't they want shot of Mowbray though? And today they're chanting his name?! Or am I just wrong about that?

There’s always a small amount of fans that don’t like the current manager. most fans wanted him to stay. 

[safcforever 75]

18 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Naah, most wanted him to stay, which makes it even more funny. 

It doesn’t make any sense. If the roles were reversed I’d be laughing at you like 

[safcforever 75]

3 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I wonder what these people are like to meet in real life. It has nothing to do with them being Mackems either. It reminds me of the IT bloke off The Office. I didn't think people like that actually existed. I don't think I would be able to talk to someone like this without laughing at them. Unless they only save their tales for Internet forums.

Come on man, nobody acts like that really

[Howmanheyman 33209]

Longshot like, but that wasn't you body popping the mags at the monument a few years ago so was it, @safcforever?