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2 minutes ago, NJS said:

Who the fuck is he? 

 

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".....And so I'd like to introduce our new manager, his is a name you've probably never heard of but he's absolutely everything we at Sunderland desire in a manager, his attributes are many and varied including being available, being cheap, desperate and with no contract to buy out. He's also not that old so hopefully he's hungry and desperate enough to put up with whatever limits we give him and won't cost a fortune when you hound him out and we've got to sack him. Ladies and gentlemen...... I give you Ian Beale!!!.......(what?).....err..... Michael Beale!!!!"

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He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Why did they sack Mowbray? He got them to the playoffs last season 

The "model".

 

Mackems at work always do finger quotations when talking about it, as even they think it's a load of bollocks and their owners are just making it up as they go.

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Can't believe they sacked a half decent manager to replace him with someone with 18months experience and has just been sacked :lol: 

 

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So from a highly regarded young manager that they would’ve had to pay a lot for, to that fucker! …..and I take it Potter said no as well, and Lampard…and Pep……so they did the data checks. “Have you fed all of the suitable criteria into the ZX Spectrum?” ..cheap as fuck and unemployed basically.

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This is grade A, prime, undiluted, pure as fuck, top notch mackem comedy gold. :lol:
 

 

We all knew it was coming, but they still managed to confound our already subterranean expectations and dug some fucker out of the Marianas Trench. :lol:
 

I hope he’s every inch the utter disaster they all think he’ll be. 
 

I’m going to live dangerously and say that the New Manger Bounce they were clearly hoping for will be as flat as a witches tit by the time we play them. :lol:
 

Outstanding 

 

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9 minutes ago, BobHopeandNoHope said:

So from a highly regarded young manager that they would’ve had to pay a lot for, to that fucker! …..and I take it Potter said no as well, and Lampard…and Pep……so they did the data checks. “Have you fed all of the suitable criteria into the ZX Spectrum?” ..cheap as fuck and unemployed basically.

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They already sold loads of seyson cards by giving us a high allowance for the derby game, thus restricting capacity (whilst fleecing us),  and then incentivising half seyson cards to guarantee them a seat for their decade long cup final. Not daft this KLD, you don't become the heir to a billionaire without a training in the arts of the grift. 

Only problem is marra its blood money.

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On 07/12/2023 at 20:35, Tom said:

 

 

:lol: 

 

 

This genuinely funny, from their mega thread about the display they are going to have at SoL against us. The one the frat kid donated 10k of his pocket money to.

 

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14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

They already sold loads of seyson cards by giving us a high allowance for the derby game, thus restricting capacity (whilst fleecing us),  and then incentivising half seyson cards to guarantee them a seat for their decade long cup final. Not daft this KLD, you don't become the heir to a billionaire without a training in the arts of the grift. 

Only problem is marra its blood money.

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Very true, they’ve made a lot of money through a club that doesn’t exist anymore according to them, although on RTG they seem to spend every living moment talking about us. I honestly thought their fewmin rights would have deterred them from wanting to go, surely they know we get nearly half of the gate receipts….oh the irony. Their half seyson tickets won’t be used much after our match…not with the backshifts, wedding seyson costs, cold weather, coming up, but they can continue to count them in their lies about attendances. 

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Six thousand seats apparently for the game but only granted by NP on condition it's a 'bubble' game? How the fuck do you get six thousand fans to only go by club travel? :lol: buses leave Newcastle at eight o'clock in the morning and travel very slowly in a large convoy getting there at 12.15 or something? 

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17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Six thousand seats apparently for the game but only granted by NP on condition it's a 'bubble' game? How the fuck do you get six thousand fans to only go by club travel? :lol: buses leave Newcastle at eight o'clock in the morning and travel very slowly in a large convoy getting there at 12.15 or something? 

Decent allocation after rumours of only 3000 but ffs the bus part is shiiiiiiite 

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