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[Monkeys Fist 43115]

10 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6785]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Tubby Mong. Perfect.

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

22 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Tubby Mong. Perfect.

Sounds a bit like an old Bluesman or a Chicago gangster. 
 

“ Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Tubby Mong and the Gibbering Spaz band”. 

[Howay 12496]

Why are the mackems even saying they’ll be in Europe soon? Don’t they want proper football? Away from places like Milan, Paris, and Dortmund. 
 

I imagine there’s a lot of lads in Milan right now that will see the below and wish we were involved in proper football. 
 

https://x.com/roverscarpark/status/1703689731614052371?s=46&t=ytLiTTx5wmuNZJztyLjiJg

[Howmanheyman 33916]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sounds a bit like an old Bluesman or a Chicago gangster. 
 

“ Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Tubby Mong and the Gibbering Spaz band”. 

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14013]

 

There are no words. Simply sublime.

 

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

 

It’ll be bad enough being a mackem, but whoever Crackney and Lacey’s kids are must feel extra shite by now. 
 

 

#imagine. 

[Gemmill 46093]

"Eeeeeey shurrup Harv Jewnya, am a fuckun celebriteeeey!"

 

[The Fish 10972]

It's been merged with their Uber thread, but on what I can only assume is the 15th page I saw this;

 

So, tunstallhill here, is so not bothered about Newcastle United, he's watching our U21s play against Milan on UEFA.tv, and having an opinion about it all. 

[Howay 12496]

https://x.com/_fantasyed/status/1704078527794975121?s=46&t=ytLiTTx5wmuNZJztyLjiJg

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

Proper lager-kite filling his top there. 

[RobinRobin 11604]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Proper lager-kite filling his top there. 

We can't all be buffed like y..... 

[Renton 22015]

19 hours ago, The Fish said:

It's been merged with their Uber thread, but on what I can only assume is the 15th page I saw this;

 

So, tunstallhill here, is so not bothered about Newcastle United, he's watching our U21s play against Milan on UEFA.tv, and having an opinion about it all. 

 

This tit also reckons second tier SAFC could beat last year's CL semi-finalists. Why aye! 

 

[Gemmill 46093]

They're mentally ill, man. Our transition in the last 18 months has completely broken them. This is genuine alternative reality, psych ward shit.

[The Fish 10972]

Sunderland wouldn't have beaten their U21s, man.  

 

God, the more I see their delusion, the more I want to face them in a cup and fucking humiliate them. Jacob Murphy memeing them from the first minute to the last.

[Alex 35616]

Crewe Alexandra must be shit hot 

[The Fish 10972]

 

You never get "Newcastle's a shithole" patter for a fucking reason. 

People for Newcastle wouldn't go to Sunderland for a fucking reason.

 

What could you get in Sunderland that you couldn't get in Newcastle? Besides the plague?

[thebrokendoll 9466]

every owner of a football club in europe would love the money playing in the champions league generates.

every owner of a football club in europe would welcome the prestige playing in the champions league brings.

every footballer probably in the world would love the opportunity to play football in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love to see their club playing in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love the opportunity to visit some of the continents stunning, vibrant cities.

 

except the mackems.

 

 

 

[MMXXVIII 1295]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

You never get "Newcastle's a shithole" patter for a fucking reason. 

People for Newcastle wouldn't go to Sunderland for a fucking reason.

 

What could you get in Sunderland that you couldn't get in Newcastle? Besides the plague?

 

Spunk thrown on your face by Multiple Miggs.

[Renton 22015]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

You never get "Newcastle's a shithole" patter for a fucking reason. 

People for Newcastle wouldn't go to Sunderland for a fucking reason.

 

What could you get in Sunderland that you couldn't get in Newcastle? Besides the plague?

 

You can tell your mackem mates I do occasionally go for the theatre productions. 👍 Maybe once a decade. Otherwise as you say it's got nothing I can't more easily access elsewhere. 

He's a fucking moron like. The shear vitriol for "mags" there is unprecedented. As 99% of the population of Newcastle and surrounds at least nominally support NUFC, the term is enitrely synonymous with being from the city. On a literally minute by minute basis, they call us scum, murderers, etc. Yesterday they were blaming an oldish man for getting stabbed in Milan for just wearing a top. 11k posts like that on that thread alone, and then the dipshit tries to take the moral high ground and wonders why we don't go there? I don't think so. 

[Renton 22015]

7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

every owner of a football club in europe would love the money playing in the champions league generates.

every owner of a football club in europe would welcome the prestige playing in the champions league brings.

every footballer probably in the world would love the opportunity to play football in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love to see their club playing in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love the opportunity to visit some of the continents stunning, vibrant cities.

 

except the mackems.

 

 

 

 

Well, there was one opining the Northern League is the best and fastest in Europe the other day. It must be their ambition to go down the pyramid, not up. 

 

[The Fish 10972]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

You can tell your mackem mates I do occasionally go for the theatre productions. 👍 Maybe once a decade. Otherwise as you say it's got nothing I can't more easily access elsewhere. 

He's a fucking moron like. The shear vitriol for "mags" there is unprecedented. As 99% of the population of Newcastle and surrounds at least nominally support NUFC, the term is enitrely synonymous with being from the city. On a literally minute by minute basis, they call us scum, murderers, etc. Yesterday they were blaming an oldish man for getting stabbed in Milan for just wearing a top. 11k posts like that on that thread alone, and then the dipshit tries to take the moral high ground and wonders why we don't go there? I don't think so. 

 

It's like choosing between going to Manchester for something, or Bolton. Unless it's closer and what you need is pretty commonplace, why would you?

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

 

You never get "Newcastle's a shithole" patter for a fucking reason. 

People for Newcastle wouldn't go to Sunderland for a fucking reason.

 

What could you get in Sunderland that you couldn't get in Newcastle? Besides the plague?

When was the last time Newcastle City Council asked its residents to stop shitting in the street? 
I forget. 

[Toonpack 9987]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

every owner of a football club in europe would love the money playing in the champions league generates.

every owner of a football club in europe would welcome the prestige playing in the champions league brings.

every footballer probably in the world would love the opportunity to play football in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love to see their club playing in the champions league.

every football supporter in europe would love the opportunity to visit some of the continents stunning, vibrant cities.

 

except the mackems.

 

 

 

 

What!!! The former President of Bolivia is compromised, he looks happy enough !!!

 

[The Fish 10972]

15 hours ago, Renton said:

Enjoying @The Fish taking on those mackem ruffians. Slightly bemused one of them has got a video of me going shopping mind. (It's still funny).

 

Some of them have become quite unhappy.

 

That Binxy saying that this 11yr old thread proves we're obsessed with them, when their last 3 threads about us have more posts in it, and it started in January 2023