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[Howmanheyman 36431]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

Thats a big looking kid.  Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts  👍🏻

 

[Gemmill 49697]

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

[Tom 14078]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

He’ll have probably had to have returned it to the first team after the race as well.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14628]

That’s a grown man  

[Renton 23584]

Might have been a member of the first team tbh. 

[Howmanheyman 36431]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

He’ll have probably had to have returned it to the first team after the race as well.

 

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'

[Alex 36651]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'

That deal they’ve struck makes the ones Ashley negotiated look good 

[Meenzer 16399]

18 minutes ago, Renton said:

Might have been a member of the first team tbh. 

 

Nah, they're all wonderkids with a future value in the tens of trillions

[thebrokendoll 10231]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

 

infinitely more generous than me.

I hope his lungs, knees and hamstrings were.

[MMXXVIII 1296]

13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

infinitely more generous than me.

I hope his lungs, knees and hamstrings were.

 

The herring gulls of South Shields were praying for similar.

[Howay 12496]

 They can’t be serious like. The fucking clip of that bloke doing that to Howe, at a charity run with kids around too never mind it’s sad as fuck regardless of the setting. 
 

Those stories are brutal as well, the one about £20 for the DJ was so pathetic even the other mackems were calling it out. Shows how little they have going on I suppose if they have so much free time they can go into a shop and have a random lass look for a dvd with a fake name, by himself no less . Mint fucking banter lads. 

[Renton 23584]

8 minutes ago, Howay said:

Those stories are brutal as well, the one about £20 for the DJ was so pathetic even the other mackems were calling it out.

 

Twenty quid is a fortune to them man. You're talking about a population who smuggle cheese slices into football matches and have a whip round to buy a packet of crisps. 

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Twenty quid is a fortune to them man. You're talking about a population who smuggle cheese slices into football matches and have a whip round to buy a packet of crisps. 

This amoeba posted this , twice, in response to that subject. 

 

 

If you’re going be wrong, be wrong twice. 
 

Premier Inns charge about £6 for a pint of cooking lager. 
 

 

[Rayvin 5918]

What is particularly impressive about that double post is that they're an hour apart, with several replies in between. Too much £6 premier inn cooking lager...

[Howay 12496]

 He clearly can’t afford the drip tray pint, it’ll be cans of Kestrel extra strong and a nice bag of glue to sniff for Qwerty. 

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

He’s got Abbot Ale as his avatar/wish list. 
 

 

[Renton 23584]

 

Do you think marra? 

 

Let's post it anyway, why aye. 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 36431]

20 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Do you think marra? 

 

Let's post it anyway, why aye. 

 

 

 

'Ah waz telt years ago a load of shite about the greyat north run being a Mag hayatred of Sunderland, it was another MLF who told me as we sat and wanked each other off spinning conspiracy theories about the mags. It might be bollocks but ah think he came first when ah mentioned ah heard from someone else that ponteyaland airport was originally going to be at the Washington air museum until Newcastle council overruled something and demanded they got it instead. Actually, ah might have squirted me sarce fust...... canna remember, marra? FTM etc'

[Meenzer 16399]

And then the whole bus clapped

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Actually, ah might have squirted me sarce fust...... canna

 

 

( it’s got nowt to do with the fact the shortest road route to sunderland from Newcastle is over 14 miles either, bit more than a half marathon) 

[NJS 4557]

I suppose they could turn right at Marsden instead of left but I'm not sure where on the seafront that would make the end. 

 

 

 

 

[NJS 4557]

1 minute ago, NJS said:

I suppose they could turn right at Marsden instead of left but I'm not sure where on the seafront that would make the end. 

 

 

 

 

Actually refreshing my memory with a look that would be Souter lighthouse/Whitburn at a push which is still South Tyneside. 

[Alex 36651]

12 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

And then the whole bus clapped

And ate crisps that looked like lions 

[Renton 23584]

I think there may be a way to Seaburn within distance by running down the A184 but this poses two issues. First, it goes through industrial parks and farmland so not good for spectators at all, with no way of getting there. Second, it would have resulted in a fantastic chicken run across the A19 at Testos cos no way would they close the A19. 

Honestly, these mackems are so full of shit it's unreal. 

[Alex 36651]

53 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Do you think marra? 

 

Let's post it anyway, why aye. 

 So - let’s get this right. The bloke that devised the race - Brendan Foster - was originally going to have the race from Newcastle to Sunderland. That bitter mag bastard, Brendan Foster, got involved and objected. At this point Brendan Foster relented and agreed it should end at South Shields. Was that how it went down or have I missed something?