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[Kid Dynamite 7601]

10 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Howe has just started the GNR and is high fiving runners as they go past.

 

Stand by for some tales of mackems leaving Eddie hanging and looking/feeling like a mug, probably never getting over the embarrassment.

 

 

[Meenzer 16399]

6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

 

7 in a row marra

[Gemmill 49697]

Their real beef with Howe is that he singlehandedly turned Bournemouth into a bigger club than them with a 10k capacity stadium.

[Howay 12496]

 It’s very odd that a manager they’ve told us is fucking shite since he got the job gets so much obsession and hate from them. Has the bloke even mentioned them yet? They genuinely just hate him for doing his job well, and yet again proving they don’t have a fucking clue who is a good manager and who isn’t (see their hatred for Moyes and obsession for fat Sam as another example). 
 

Imagine if he went on about them the way their managers and owners quite regularly bleat on about NUFC  

[Alex 36651]

10 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

Funniest bit is that he thinks he’s come out of that looking good  

[Howmanheyman 36432]

16 minutes ago, Alex said:

Funniest bit is that he thinks he’s come out of that looking good  

 

What does he say? Only thing I can vaguely make out is 'come on' but I'm not sure? 

[Alex 36651]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

What does he say? Only thing I can vaguely make out is 'come on' but I'm not sure? 

It’s a coded message letting people know he’s a mag agent provocateur 

[Howmanheyman 36432]

Just seen another clip, 'Sunderland till I die! Cmon.'  

 

What a hero as he runs away from Howe.

[thebrokendoll 10231]

24 minutes ago, Alex said:

Funniest bit is that he thinks he’s come out of that looking good  

 

imagine having hair that colour and not dying it.

the stupid ginger mackem cunt.

[Renton 23584]

Was trying to work out what anniversary the Mackems were banging on about today (loads of them, even normally sensible ones) cos iirc the takeover happened in October 2 years ago. Then it struck me 9/11, 22 years ago. What a bunch of sick cunts these are, using this disaster to try to score points in a regional football rivalry. I'm sure the relatives of those who died are delighted with this. They really are sad Mackem bastards descending to this. Type of stuff that makes me hate them. 

 

 

[Alex 36651]

Roker Mackem doesn’t care about us in the same way a then 16 year old MBS orchestrated 9/11. 
I suppose it’s an improvement for that place though, i.e. not bringing the subject up on 9th November 

[The Fish 11313]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Was trying to work out what anniversary the Mackems were banging on about today (loads of them, even normally sensible ones) cos iirc the takeover happened in October 2 years ago. Then it struck me 9/11, 22 years ago. What a bunch of sick cunts these are, using this disaster to try to score points in a regional football rivalry. I'm sure the relatives of those who died are delighted with this. They really are sad Mackem bastards descending to this. Type of stuff that makes me hate them. 

 

 

That thread man, I haven't seen a bigger disaster since 2001.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

They’re just fucked off that since the region-famous air show has been cancelled, the chance of some cunt crashing a few planes in to sunderland and causing millions of pounds of improvements is virtually nil, given their lack of an airport. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4244]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

They’re just fucked off that since the region-famous air show has been cancelled, the chance of some cunt crashing a few planes in to sunderland and causing millions of pounds of improvements is virtually nil, given their lack of an airport. 

How much of Sunderland would they have to level to get to millions of pounds?

[Monkeys Fist 45063]

12 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

How much of Sunderland would they have to level to get to millions of pounds?

Two planes- do it twice. 

[The Fish 11313]

Some absolutely true and 100% devastating owning of Mags in this thread.

 

[Alex 36651]

34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Some absolutely true and 100% devastating owning of Mags in this thread.

 

Once again providing a selection of anecdotes where they’re almost certainly made up. But they’d be equally tragic if they’d actually happened 

[The Fish 11313]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Once again providing a selection of anecdotes where they’re almost certainly made up. But they’d be equally tragic if they’d actually happened 

As soon as I read the one about wasting a store assistant's time, I thought of you. Especially as it's been reacted to like it's a prank worthy of the English Mercurie.

[Howmanheyman 36432]

Eeeee, we woulda been top dogs of the north east if it wasn't them meddling, great looking, nails MLFs putting us in our places on a regular basis. Sad.

[Alex 36651]

31 minutes ago, The Fish said:

As soon as I read the one about wasting a store assistant's time, I thought of you. Especially as it's been reacted to like it's a prank worthy of the English Mercurie.

I preferred the wedding DJ tale as it was one of their identikit stories where absolutely none of the elements within it rang true  

[The Fish 11313]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I preferred the wedding DJ tale as it was one of their identikit stories where absolutely none of the elements within it rang true  

Wouldn't be surprised if the lads behind Sunderland til I Die bought the rights for that story, it's a real page turner.

[thebrokendoll 10231]

39 minutes ago, The Fish said:

As soon as I read the one about wasting a store assistant's time, I thought of you. Especially as it's been reacted to like it's a prank worthy of the English Mercurie.

 

the funniest thing about the shop assistant story is the bit where he said he could hardly breathe.

would've been far funnier though if he'd actually stopped doing so.

[Howmanheyman 36432]

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

[The Fish 11313]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

 

There are some Sunderland fans who cannot give credit to any player, any manager connected to Newcastle. I've no problem saying Reid was a good manager for them, or that ... well I thought I might have 2 or three examples of good players or managers, but honestly I can't. Not because they were Sunderland affiliated, but because they just haven't had that many truly good players for, or managers in charge of Sunderland in my lifetime.

[Alex 36651]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

 

 

Thats a big looking kid.  Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts  👍🏻