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[t00nraider2 41]

[ewerk 33086]

8 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

 

 

[Renton 23585]

Our match thread today., Currently 1844 posts, less than 5 hours after k.o. This only just short of their own match thread against Coventry, which kicked off 30 hours ago. Sad Mackem Bastards. 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

59 minutes ago, Renton said:

Our match thread today., Currently 1844 posts, less than 5 hours after k.o. This only just short of their own match thread against Coventry, which kicked off 30 hours ago. Sad Mackem Bastards. 

 

Not that sad, to be fair- it has been a great weekend for SAFC. On an unrelated note,  how did they get on against Coventry?

[RobinRobin 12433]

13 hours ago, t00nraider2 said:

[Renton 23585]

This is a new one. The EU are going to ban us. Nice name and avatar btw, sure Amnesty would be proud. Meanwhile their matchday thread on us has exceeded 2100 posts. When we lose, they leave them open. When we win, they are hidden.

 

[Alex 36661]

No need for them to apologise, given something they just made up is unlikely to have been reported elsewhere already 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

So, not sure which logic they are going on here, would that also impact PSG due to their funding or would it impact Arsenal as well because they play in a country that is not in the EU? Or is it just us and Manchester City, because the story doesn't make sense because it is not real?

[NJS 4557]

It would be funnier coming from Spain if it mentioned state funding considering Real Ma-fucking-drid. 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

Fuck me, they're absolutely desperate.  

[Alex 36661]

32 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

So, not sure which logic they are going on here, would that also impact PSG due to their funding or would it impact Arsenal as well because they play in a country that is not in the EU? Or is it just us and Manchester City, because the story doesn't make sense because it is not real?

I particularly like how not one single aspect of the story rings true 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

The amnesty logo as well.   

[Dougle 3677]

fucking "maghater"

[Howay 12496]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12449237/amp/Manchester-City-Newcastle-fear-new-probes-European-Commission-official-complaints-owner-state-subsidies-MONEY.html
 

Here’s the actual story btw, no idea why maghater had to make up that he was some ITK regarding this it’s been in the news for a few days now . Also seems completely frivolous so isn’t worth them all getting excited for, not that it stops those paedophile lovers day dreaming about our definitely shit, uninterested owners getting removed by a governing body that has absolutely no power to do so. 

Edited August 28, 2023 by Howay

[Renton 23585]

It would almost be funny if this were a thing but wasn't solely because of Brexit, the insular Brexit voting morons. 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

Amnesty international HR : 'Your Name?'

 

'Mag Hater'

 

'Interests and hobbies?'

 

 'I hate the Mags on an hourly basis and would like to exterminate the gravy stained kernts and blow Sid James park up anaarl. I'd show up any Mag I came across by my sewpeyra mackem wit and logic but would also knock them into next week if they did anything other than look down at theya shoes in embarrassment. I also have a vision for a world in which every person enjoys all of the human rights enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and other international human rights standards. To achieve this vision I'd see it as our mission to undertake research and take action focused on preventing and ending grave abuses of human rights.

 

I'd like to see a wide range of educational activities, promoting the values contained in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and other international agreed human rights standards carried out for all.

 

I'd encourage people to accept that all human rights must be protected.

 

I'd encourage governments to accept and enforce international standards of human rights.

 

I'd encourage governments, political organisations, businesses, other groups and individuals to support and respect human rights.

 

I'd also love to fucking smash that Mag shitehawk beheadie Eddie in the mush as well as smashing up my Mag at work's house the fucking smug kernt. 

 

Peace and love to all, FTM.'

 

'Errr, I'm.......I'm afraid this vacancy has already been taken to Mr MagHater. We'll err, keep your file on record.'

 

 

 

Later on......

 

 

Mrs MagHater: 'Well, How'd it go?'

 

MagHater: 'Really well, ah think ah might get the job, like.'

[Renton 23585]

Their match thread yesterday (last. Post) . Remember Coventry are their main rivals.Certainly their most hated in that division.  They never forget Jimmy, or forgive. 

 

Their match thread on us, (currently). 

 

 

I think we can now egitimately say, they are more interested in us losing than they are in their own results. Even though we are in a different division and apparently don't exist anymore. 

Edited August 28, 2023 by Renton

[RobinRobin 12433]

Looks like alicante mackem has the same issue as CT 🍄 

[Renton 23585]

Man these Mackem cunts are something else, they're obsession with Durham Mags is quite something. A new 200 post thread on it today. Apparently Durham Mags are scum of the Earth, Northumberland MLFs are salt of the Earth. Go figure. 

 

[Alex 36661]

Is Alicante mackem one of the lads who lives ‘in and around Bilbao’? 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

Man these Mackem cunts are something else, they're obsession with Durham Mags is quite something. A new 200 post thread on it today. Apparently Durham Mags are scum of the Earth, Northumberland MLFs are salt of the Earth. Go figure. 

 

 

 

'Durham Mag?......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Howay 12496]

 What a bunch of fucking weirdos they are on RTG. They’re the best, and/or classiest at anything that is impossible to measure or check. 

[Alex 36661]

I saw someone arguing in there that the link between Co Durham and Sunderland is different because the latter was part of the former until about 50 years ago whereas Newcastle was made a county of itself in the 15th century or something. Like wtf?  So a royal honour being bestowed on the city at a time when Sunderland didn’t even exist impacts heavily on who supports what team 600 years later. The sport in question being about 450 years from being invented. And loads of people were agreeing with / liking the posts. 
And yet there’s fucking loads more Newcastle supporters in County Durham than there are Sunderland fans in Northumberland. But they just can’t except their insignificance so they have to make all this shite up. And nobody bit them gives a flying fuck about it or gives it any credence. See the ‘big reveal’ about the origins of Athletic Bilbao that were just fucking tragic in every respect. They’re tapped and, like Renton, I find it absolutely fascinating. 

[Howay 12496]

 It has been enjoyable aye, the fact that the two teams are fucking light years apart has fucking ruined them. We have a CM of two Brazil internationals and an Italian international, whereas they have Luke O’Nein so to make up for it they’re wanking off about a bunch of pit yackers supporting them. 

[Howmanheyman 36441]

I worked with a few decent mackem lads a few years ago but two of them, father and son were beyond bitter as fuck, absolutely tapped, the father used to almost be drooling at the mouth as he said he'd Jackie's statue, then pausing before saying it was covered in bird shit with his pupils wide as fuck and grinning wildly. It was funny as fuck at the time but was even funnier is one of the more sensible mackems letting on father mackem's dark secret..... He was born in Wallsend so for the rest of the time before it shut he was called 'Wallsend Jimmy' much to his err, delight.  His dopey son was almost as bad then one day we spotted the biggest, shittest billy stamper tattoo on his shoulder that was ...... A fucking Man U tattoo. bitter as fuck mackem and couldn't even bear to support only sunderland as they were that shit but latched on to Man U. Still was obsessed with us, natch.