trophyshy 7083 Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 42 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked" One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo. "Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. " The Dogs of Wor. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: "looks like word got round about their behaviour if their bus got bricked" One of them must have sent their match-going dog like fucking Skippy the Kangaroo. "Quinny, stop licking yer baals and listen up. I need you to get yourself over to the A1231 and round up some casuals to hoy a brick through a bus window. Quinny, are you listening, marra!? Whee do theese think they are man? Only US can sings about Adam Johnson. They need takkin in hand. Gan on son. The pride of Sunlun depends on it. " When Quinny gets there...... Quinny: "Woof! Woof, woof!" Seaburn casual: "What's that Quinny? 'the cat sat on the mat'? What ya tryan to say, marra?" Narrator: [Ol' faithful quinny, frustrated by the casual's grammar, then ran off to order some basic English GCSE books from Amazon] 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 So their summer NUFC thread is now approaching 5,000 posts, before we have kicked off a game. They're not bothered if we win or lose now as we are the club formerly known as NUFC, so thank goodness for that. I would hate to see the length of the thread if they were bothered. I have enjoyed Mad Cyril calmly giving them the runaround though. They're inisting he's having a meltdown and asking mods to ban him, whilst coming up with more and more bizarre posts fetishising the alleged actions of the Saudis. Fewm has gone through the roof. Class. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 Nothing ignorant or racist at all here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 If you've got a camel you can hump, wanking becomes superfluous. I would imagine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 47 minutes ago, Meenzer said: If you've got a camel you can hump, wanking becomes superfluous. I would imagine. Maybe he wanks about camels humping eachother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11260 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 11 hours ago, The Fish said: Maybe he wanks about camels humping eachother? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 On 04/08/2023 at 12:44, Howmanheyman said: Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season." Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?" Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?" Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?" Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL] There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Has Roker Mackem watched it, pretended not to, then chastised his fellow fans for even mentioning it yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Nice to know exile is alive and well,. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 I would love it if she sued the cunt for that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9390 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Just now, NJS said: I would love it if she sued the cunt for that. Aye, that has to be libellous or defamatory (or maybe even both) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 The irony of him tweeting that thinking it gives him a position of moral superiority. Thick as pig’s shit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Alex said: The irony of him tweeting that thinking it gives him a position of moral superiority. Thick as pig’s shit It was liked by that Keith mod person too, mind he is also thick as pigshit. And the chief honcho mod (Pancho) has allowed it despite it being reported because (I paraphrase) the complaint was hypocritical, because all Newcastle fans are mysogynists. Its hidden away in their closed forum so they'll probably be okay. Revolting lot on that thread in particular, still, I have a feeling their team is heading on a downward trajectory again so God obviously is on our side (or Allah). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Followed by Mills and Boon being banned. They talk about NUFC supporters having a lack of self awareness. I am completely aware of the realities of Saudi Arabia, and don't condone any actions that are contrary to my morals. And I can spot the revolting hypocrisy and fetishisation of child abuse and murder a mile off on the SMB. I know who has the lack of self awareness here. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Hey, those seagull fucking, nonce defending, public defecators are bastions of class and honour! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Fucking Magedia again....... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Aww man. First Blue Star and now this. Must be 12 in a row* by now. . * Excluding draws. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 It’s 7* in a row I think. * consecutive seasons outside the Preymier Leaygue. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21588 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 I hesitate to post this but a bad day for the NE and t'Yorkshire puddings below us. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Sunderland's difficult second season well under way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Apparently that Jobe Bellingham isn’t quite as good as his brother 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Tough day on Wearside. Another lucky win for the mags. Another away team rolling into town and taking a fall for the Saudi money. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Also we're apparently taking PEDs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Shouldn’t they be concentrating on hounding out yet another manager? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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