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[RobinRobin 12738]

[Sonatine 12142]

  On 12/07/2023 at 09:06, Isegrim said:

I miss Essemmbee, too.

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We all do.

 

[The Fish 11379]

  On 12/07/2023 at 08:45, Renton said:

So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football.

They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted.

 

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So, we all packing this silly nonsense in? 

 

I mean, after this heartbreaking and up til now unknown fixture, the whole renaissance of NUFC is worthless, right?

[thebrokendoll 10593]

  On 12/07/2023 at 11:37, The Fish said:

So, we all packing this silly nonsense in? 

 

I mean, after this heartbreaking and up til now unknown fixture, the whole renaissance of NUFC is worthless, right?

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if not life itself.

[OTF 8576]

  On 12/07/2023 at 10:01, Sonatine said:

 

We all do.

 

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Coward

[Howmanheyman 37445]

The exact moment I found out about the blue star result.....

 

[Renton 24231]

That scene where Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty wrecked on the beach? That's got nothing on what I felt this morning. Six in a row wrecked me marras, and this is the final nail in the coffin for me. Where to I apply to become a Massive Fan of Lads? 

[Kid Dynamite 7842]

Sorry if this has already come up, but I didn't realise that the Mackems shirt sponsorship deal with Nike is actually fuck all to do with Nike. It's with a sportswear company in Spennymoor who buy the Nike shirts in themselves and then print them for other clubs. 

 

They're the same templates Sunday League clubs use  

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[Alex 37418]

  On 12/07/2023 at 12:43, Kid Dynamite said:

Sorry if this has already come up, but I didn't realise that the Mackems shirt sponsorship deal with Nike is actually fuck all to do with Nike. It's with a sportswear company in Spennymoor who buy the Nike shirts in themselves and then print them for other clubs. 

 

They're the same templates Sunday League clubs use  

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I didn’t know about this but it does make sense now you mention it. They are constantly complaining about the quality of the kit. That also includes things like t-shirts and a recent Nike  ‘retro gilet’ that had Vaux and the old club badge on (like when they were the first English club that had Nike as manufacturers back in the 80s). This item in particular not looking anything like a normal piece of Nike clobber, despite being over £100 iirc  

On top of that there’s the complaints about a release date not being confirmed and supply issues too. Neither of which are what you’d expect from Nike. I did wonder why a company like Nike were bothering with a club like them. 
Castore don’t seem much better like but we know what a cheap bastard Ashley was/is 

Edited July 12, 2023 by Alex

[Diego21 2192]

This girl 2 days ago was a Sunderland player and from today she has become the love of my life.

 

 

 

[Isegrim 10662]

Is MF scouting those new players?

[Isegrim 10662]

 

[Holden McGroin 7800]

I like that Boddy.

 

[Renton 24231]

  On 12/07/2023 at 15:05, Diego21 said:

This girl 2 days ago was a Sunderland player and from today she has become the love of my life.

 

 

 

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[MMXXVIII 1296]

Looks like a robot. Leave me alone with that for 90 seconds and its cybernetic exoskeleton will be covered songs from the fleshy skin flute.

[Howmanheyman 37445]

  On 12/07/2023 at 12:43, Kid Dynamite said:

Sorry if this has already come up, but I didn't realise that the Mackems shirt sponsorship deal with Nike is actually fuck all to do with Nike. It's with a sportswear company in Spennymoor who buy the Nike shirts in themselves and then print them for other clubs. 

 

They're the same templates Sunday League clubs use  

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Aye I mentioned it a few days ago, apart from the moans and the fact that they'll be getting peanuts as the original deal must've been signed off when they were floundering in the third division, the best bit is they've just renewed the contract for another four years. Gerrin!

[Renton 24231]

  On 12/07/2023 at 16:54, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye I mentioned it a few days ago, apart from the moans and the fact that they'll be getting peanuts as the original deal must've been signed off when they were floundering in the third division, the best bit is they've just renewed the contract for another four years. Gerrin!

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They're latest obsession that Mags wear replica shirts everywhere but MLFs don't because they are classy all makes sense now. I mean obviously it's cobblers anyway but in any case these stupid inbred tramps can't even buy a new top if they want to. 

 

[Alex 37418]

  On 12/07/2023 at 16:43, MMXXVIII said:

Looks like a robot. Leave me alone with that for 90 seconds and its cybernetic exoskeleton will be covered songs from the fleshy skin flute.

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[Alex 37418]

  On 12/07/2023 at 17:15, Renton said:

 

They're latest obsession that Mags wear replica shirts everywhere but MLFs don't because they are classy all makes sense now. I mean obviously it's cobblers anyway but in any case these stupid inbred tramps can't even buy a new top if they want to. 

 

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This will actually be the real reason as well    

[Monkeys Fist 45880]

  On 12/07/2023 at 15:05, Diego21 said:

This girl 2 days ago was a Sunderland player and from today she has become the love of my life.

 

 

 

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  On 12/07/2023 at 15:52, Isegrim said:

 

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[Howmanheyman 37445]

  On 12/07/2023 at 17:15, Renton said:

 

in any case these stupid inbred tramps can't even buy a new top if they want to. 

 

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Yes they can, just order a shirt from the Nike team wear catalogue as if they were the manager of Seaham Red Star, then order a few Sunderland patches from eBay. #business #teamwear #entrepreneur #hopetheirlassisgoodatironingonpatches

[Monkeys Fist 45880]

  On 12/07/2023 at 18:40, Howmanheyman said:

 

Yes they can, just order a shirt from the Nike team wear catalogue as if they were the manager of Seaham Red Star, then order a few Sunderland patches from eBay. #business #teamwear #entrepreneur #hopetheirlassisgoodatironingonpatches

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CT scurrying to set up his new eeetseeeyuh page. 

[thebrokendoll 10593]

  On 12/07/2023 at 18:40, Howmanheyman said:

 

Yes they can, just order a shirt from the Nike team wear catalogue as if they were the manager of Seaham Red Star, then order a few Sunderland patches from eBay. #business #teamwear #entrepreneur #hopetheirlassisgoodatironingonpatches

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I dream that one day we'll beat seaham red star, the bragging rights that'll go with it and the utter despondency it'll reek on the mackems.

Edited July 12, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Dr Gloom 24040]

  On 12/07/2023 at 09:06, Isegrim said:

I miss Essemmbee, too.

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his brain couldn't cope when "BUJ" turned out to be absolutely fucking class. 

[Howmanheyman 37445]

  On 12/07/2023 at 18:54, thebrokendoll said:

 

I dream that one day we'll beat seaham red star, the bragging rights that'll go with it and the utter despondency it'll reek on the mackems.

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I was just happily playing the champion's league music in the house when I got the news that Newcastle blue star were defeated by Sunderland under 21s. The needle on the record player abruptly scratched and returned to the cradle as I entered into a dark place of depression and abject apathy. It was almost like playing a few seasons in the third division of English football and kidding yourself on that it was like a breath of fresh air. I'm not sure when, if ever, I'll get over it? Can anyone write a decent requiem? (Asking for a broken hearted mag-at-work).