Alex 37525 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) Also remember from around that era in the Viz - celebrities’ favourite sexual positions and ‘Lenny Bennett: The Wheelbarrow’ Edited July 10, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45936 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Rude Kid was a personal favourite This became a bit of a catchphrase at our school when it came out. I like the fact that the first issue of Viz was 20p (30p for students) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2457 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 On 10/07/2023 at 16:59, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Expand Still younger than me. Happy birthday old timer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12753 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 10/07/2023 at 16:59, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Expand Happy birthday young man Here you go Not forgetting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11941 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 10/07/2023 at 19:25, ewerk said: Not hot enough to make him break a smile though. Expand WTF is going on with his knees, is he wearing greaves ?? Also her "lips" look a bit anaemic tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45936 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 11/07/2023 at 06:19, Toonpack said: Also her "lips" look a bit anaemic tbh. Expand How can you see past her phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11941 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 11/07/2023 at 06:23, Monkeys Fist said: How can you see past her phone? Expand You saw phone, I saw lips. never thought I’d see the day when I outperved MF 🤷♂️😱 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7823 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 10/07/2023 at 16:59, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Expand Happy Birthday MF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12753 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 11/07/2023 at 07:37, Toonpack said: You saw phone, I saw lips. never thought I’d see the day when I outperved MF 🤷♂️😱 Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24300 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 So apparently the mackems were chanting sick Gary Speed songs on Saturday too, which has been verified. I don't want ot know what this chant was, but I'm going to document this behaviour for the next time these cunts claim they are morally superior or more "classy" than NUFC fans. Vile behaviour and beyond any "rivalry" I've heard from us. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Die Geordies Die, the Steven Taylor chant, Bobby Robson, now this. Classy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24300 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 11/07/2023 at 13:45, The Fish said: Die Geordies Die, the Steven Taylor chant, Bobby Robson, now this. Classy. Expand And, according to the SMB itself, unbelievably they are STILL singing the Adam Johnson chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45936 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 It’s part of the strategy to win back Durham, obvs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 They’re scum. I expect no less of them. A town full of fucking rats. Rivalry and jokes aside they’re simply scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12753 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 01:53, Howay said: They’re scum. I expect no less of them. A town full of fucking rats. Rivalry and jokes aside they’re simply scum. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14181 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 A thread on SMB - “How smart are crows” What are they planning 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1903 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 06:57, Tom said: A thread on SMB - “How smart are crows” What are they planning Expand Its because the seagulls have figured out what the tramps really want so the post is for looking for a similarly sized bird for romantic encounters 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 07:09, RobElliott said: Its because the seagulls have figured out what the tramps really want so the post is for looking for a similarly sized bird for romantic encounters Expand Crows hold grudges, so they better tread carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2457 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 They need to be careful, you can catch corvid from crows 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12753 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 08:26, Kitman said: They need to be careful, you can catch corvid from crows Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24300 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football. They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10638 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 08:45, Renton said: So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football. They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted. Expand wished you'd never posted this, was completely unaware. ruined my day it has, if not the entire summer. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16656 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 Took Denton Dene good and proper, marra 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10676 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 I miss Essemmbee, too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24300 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 12/07/2023 at 09:00, thebrokendoll said: wished you'd never posted this, was completely unaware. ruined my day it has, if not the entire summer. Expand I'm sorry mate, I thought like me you would be crying in your gravy stained replica top in Scotswood last night? I'm fucking gutted an amateur club not in any way related to NUFC lost a friendly last night, absolutely gutted. I could hardly get out of bed this morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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