Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 10 minutes ago, Alex said: Complimentary glass of blue pop on arrival I wonder which one of sunderland’s top-end hotels she stayed at? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 A vintage bottle of blue wkd, aged in an alley, for the special vip customers. Callum the staffy will be wearing his tuxeyyydo, and beyy on best behavior, you best fuckin believe he won’t bite any nippahs. Get yersel a plant dog with some extra fuckin crispy onions and give that Beyoncé a bit of casual racist support like “she’s areyyyt furra…”. Then as the vips leave the black cats clerrrb you can see Callum rutting some of the lerrrcal stray Alsatian’s, a real special treat and really classy like. FTMs. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 I pity the poor fucker who’s job it was to jet wash all the skid marks off the seats before normal people used them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Alex said: That story about the chef at SJP in the Ashley years who resorted to cutting old desks up because Charnley wouldn’t sanction him buying some new cheese boards Your cheese doesn't need boards when it comes in individual plastic wrappers. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Have you tried looking for somewhere to eat in Sunderland? We tried before going to the Empire and it was like pulling teeth. The idea of anything other than Chinese buffets or Sambucas Standard Italians obviously hasn’t made it there yet. That Beyoncé menu is haute cuisine over there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 This again 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Alex said: This again Instead of a tiny car delivering the match ball to the centre spot, it should be nestled beside a dog in a buggy? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Deep down the people of Sunderland know it’s not a real city don’t they? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Alex said: This again There's a play on the Empire about their club at the moment, and what do you know, apparently if you are from County Durham, including Gateshead, you should be a massive fan of lads or seomething. That means YOU Gemmill. Edited May 25, 2023 by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Tom said: Deep down the people of Sunderland know it’s not a real city don’t they? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 13 minutes ago, Renton said: There's a play on the Empire about their club at the moment, and what do you know, apparently if you are from County Durham, including Gateshead, you should be a massive fan of lads or seomething. That means YOU Gemmill. I hope that claim is based on similar rigorous historical research processes to those employed by the Bilbao Black Cats 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Howay said: Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they Anything but ask themselves certain questions I suppose. Like why they feel the need to try and shame people into supporting their tawdry team against their will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, Howay said: Why don’t they just start saying you have to be born on the centre circle of SJP to be a mag, anywhere else you should actually be a Sunderland fan cos they said so. They don’t live in reality do they I'm sure one of their arguments is that the only reason we have more fans is because we have a larger catchment area, but now they're saying they pull from all of County Durham all the way up to the south bank of the Tyne, and parts of Northumberland too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: This again Fans would be a good start. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Their highest home attendance this season was for Beyoncé. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 This has got me really anxious. I'm Blaydon born and bred and I've just found out I'm supposed to be a mackem. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9204 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 hour ago, The Fish said: I'm sure one of their arguments is that the only reason we have more fans is because we have a larger catchment area, but now they're saying they pull from all of County Durham all the way up to the south bank of the Tyne, and parts of Northumberland too? the pub opposite where the old marlborough crescent bus station was used to be called the durham ox. clayton street has fallen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9204 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 43 minutes ago, SpartaFC said: This has got me really anxious. I'm Blaydon born and bred and I've just found out I'm supposed to be a mackem. very worrying isn't it? only a matter of time I think till they claim the percy arms. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 One of my favourites in that thread is someone claiming Tyne and Wear was invented by a mag so they would be forced to pay for our Metro. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 How far back do the arseholes want to go, I see your County Durham and raise you the Kingdom of Northumbria 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 To the Civil War should do it, marra 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 So Gateshead is theirs cos its county Durham. But also, apparently everywhere their little river runs through is also theirs? And look at the cathphrases they're coming out with? We're fucked lads, may as well just pack it in now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4379 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 That not apply to the Tyne as well though? Confusing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 1 minute ago, NJS said: That not apply to the Tyne as well though? Confusing. It would but Gateshead is in county Durham marra. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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