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spotted this the other day on the kiddies forum when this one was broken, their latest terrace ditty by all acounts....

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When I was young and had no senseĀ 

I bought a flute for 50 pence

The only song that I could playĀ 

Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army*

And after that I bought a drumĀ 

And all I could play was fuck the scumĀ 

And after that I bought a guitar

And all I could play was fuck Shearer**

Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan,Ā 

Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann

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army trounced armay, shearer.. shearah

just incase you were wondering.

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when you add it to,...

robson's nearly dead

there's only one senile bastard

steven taylor, we wish you were dead

adam johnson he shags who he wants

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bunch of tragic cunts, they're in desperate need of a singer/songwriterĀ like our very own CT.

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So classy they’ve been booing one of their own players every time he gets the ball.Ā 
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Lad who agreed to go Brighton at the end of the season.

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Evidently they won 9 of their first 12 games but have only won 12 of their last 32, must be considered disappointing form for an upper Premier league level side.

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9 minutes ago, Tom said:

These lot don’t want to go up do they :lol:Ā 

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Well a lot literally say they don't. The championship is the best leygue in the world marra. Problem is, if you win it, you're not in it it any more. Proper head scratcher. That's why they aim for third and pay off defeats as the ultimate targetĀ 

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4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

They’re guaranteed playoffs aren’t they.

It would be fucking hilarious if they managed

to come up tbh. RTG would be a gold mine for the entire season.

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1 minute ago, NJS said:

Defeat to Coventry wouldn't be good for their mental health...Ā 

be fucking great for mine like.

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13 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

It’s going to be hilarious either way, weekly pumpings in the premier league or fabulously failing in the playoffs.

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Aye we're either getting a "WHY IS IT NEVER US?!" day at Wembley, followed by a lot of "didn't wanna gan up anywayuh" shite.Ā 

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Or they'll make the mistake of getting promoted and have a season like Southampton and Leicester have had.Ā 

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No bad outcomes.Ā 

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10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Aye we're either getting a "WHY IS IT NEVER US?!" day at Wembley, followed by a lot of "didn't wanna gan up anywayuh" shite.Ā 

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Or they'll make the mistake of getting promoted and have a season like Southampton and Leicester have had.Ā 

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No bad outcomes.Ā 

I’d bet on it being worse than theirs considering both of those have a vastly superior squad to them and their entire transfer budget will be gone on that French lad whose been injured since he went their on loan. We’d be talking Howard Wilkinson levels of shite :lol:

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