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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The world and his dog knows where being fucked over by PSR and clubs trying to stop us but brains of Britain here thinks we've been financially cooking the books? :lol: :lol: 

 

Well, I thought Eddie Howe might be a good coach getting the best out of our players but turns out he's not, it's just they're all dope up. What do I know? 

 

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2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Shouldn’t they be worried about their game against Rochdale or Spennymoor or whoever they have on Friday?

 

Tbf they've nowt to play for until the traditional play off defeat by Coventry. 

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It's this constant thing of how everyone needs to believe it's the money that transformed everything - I sort of get the mackems doing it tbh, but it's not just them. But the single most significant thing we've addressed since the takeover is putting Eddie Howe in charge of the club. The money helps, but it's not enough on its own. The difference between us and the rest is the manager. One day, maybe they'll see that.

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Aaaaannd our match thread has disappeared. :lol: (but they're not bothered or anything. And they don't watch it or owt. And it means nothing. And any wins will have an asterisk next to it or whatever. And they think asterisk is a cartoon about a gaul fighting the Romans). 

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38 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

It's this constant thing of how everyone needs to believe it's the money that transformed everything - I sort of get the mackems doing it tbh, but it's not just them. But the single most significant thing we've addressed since the takeover is putting Eddie Howe in charge of the club. The money helps, but it's not enough on its own. The difference between us and the rest is the manager. One day, maybe they'll see that.

It doesn't count because it's us. That's the only reason.

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We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn or some similar pipe dream. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow.

 

The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years

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1 minute ago, Kitman said:

We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow.

 

The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years


They can come up with any narrative they like, the reality is it’s founded in unhinged bitterness and, the most gauling thing for them must be, that none of us give a shit what nonsense they come up with.

 

When it comes down to reality, we’re in a completely different stratosphere … and they can’t cope with it.

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7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The world and his dog knows where being fucked over by PSR and clubs trying to stop us but brains of Britain here thinks we've been financially cooking the books? :lol: :lol: 

 

We're cewkin the bewks and then just not spending it. Howe, Tindall, Mitchell and Eales like diving into it like Scrooge McDuck too much. Eventually someone will find their money swimming pool. 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

We're cewkin the bewks and then just not spending it. Howe, Tindall, Mitchell and Eales like diving into it like Scrooge McDuck too much. Eventually someone will find their money swimming pool. 

 

Wrong. We are secretly spending it in huge offshore accounts the players will access at the end of their careers. Could be bollocks apparently but is now solid FACT in the Land of Fans of Massive Lads (otherwise known as FML). 

 

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6 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Wrong. We are secretly spending it in huge offshore accounts the players will access at the end of their careers. Could be bollocks apparently but is now solid FACT in the Land of Fans of Massive Lads (otherwise known as FML). 

 

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probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking.

meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining....

 

 

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then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031

 

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3 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

That's actually quite creative tbf, maybe we should look into it :lol:

 

Hey Omar, you know how we've struggled to get M'Bappe to sign, Gucci Massive has given me an excellent idea... 

 

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10 hours ago, Kitman said:

We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn or some similar pipe dream. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow.

 

The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years

The hilarious part about this (as much as it's true) is that Mother Theresa's human rights abuses make the Saudis look like a lefty regime of gay loving, women empowerers.

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6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking.

meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining....

 

 

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then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031

 

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Imagine even attempting to assume the moral high ground when one of your own fans glassed your own chairman whilst he was out for a meal with his sisterwife 

 

The mental gymnastics these cunts are pulling off make Olga Korbut look like Stephen Hawking:lol:

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