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15 minutes ago, Alex said:

Their wildest dreams don’t involve anything to do with themselves. Just ridiculously unrealistic things happening to us. 

 

Glentoran fans, (I can see ewerk's face twisting from here) sing a song about a dream of them winning the European cup so one of the many semi professional clubs of Belfast have a bigger and more broad imagination than championship Sunderland. 

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1 hour ago, Rosco said:

 Men’s team deserve to miss out on promotion, if the scruffs want a lasses derby win rather than men’s winIMG_3878.thumb.png.98e18e5d0f413beda863df3a664d9646.png

I love that they don’t know the difference between a mag and a geordie 

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21 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I love that they don’t know the difference between a mag and a geordie 

 

There are literally thousands of pages on it on the SMB marra. To sum up, Mags are gravy stained scum who support NUFC. Most Geordie are too, except the ones who support Sunderland for whatever reason. It's entirely acceptable to support Sunderland if you're from Northumberland, but if you support Newcastle from anywhere within the historic boundaries of county Durham, including Gateshead and the whole millennium bridge, you're the worst kind of gravy stained scum. 

Oh aye, and to be a geordie you need to be born within 100 yards of SJP And SJP is a shit tip but also a perfectly good stadium so we don't need a new stadium on Leazes Park. 

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53 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

There are literally thousands of pages on it on the SMB marra. To sum up, Mags are gravy stained scum who support NUFC. Most Geordie are too, except the ones who support Sunderland for whatever reason. It's entirely acceptable to support Sunderland if you're from Northumberland, but if you support Newcastle from anywhere within the historic boundaries of county Durham, including Gateshead and the whole millennium bridge, you're the worst kind of gravy stained scum. 

Oh aye, and to be a geordie you need to be born within 100 yards of SJP And SJP is a shit tip but also a perfectly good stadium so we don't need a new stadium on Leazes Park. 

You missed out that if you support mags from Durham Gateshead etc you’re a plastic mag🤣 as well as gravy stained

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4 minutes ago, Rosco said:

You missed out that if you support mags from Durham Gateshead etc you’re a plastic mag🤣 as well as gravy stained

Plastic mags are the best sort to be, the gravy just wipes off with a bit of kitchen roll.

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The league cup is a worthless trophy but a women’s match in the championship means everything to people who don’t even have any interest in the women’s game? 
Makes you think 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

The league cup is a worthless trophy but a women’s match in the championship means everything to people who don’t even have any interest in the women’s game? 
Makes you think 

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He's right though, it would have absolutely ruined the homecoming of the League Cup. 

 

Thankfully that was avoided, and instead he didn't get the thing that he had wished for more than anything else in his life. :lol:

 

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1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

Well, it's just as well they didn't get their hopes up.

 

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Oh.....

There are way more than three teams in the NE the daft cunt and one of the three he’s referring to is boro, which they have spent threads and threads playing down their rivalry because they are a Yorkshire club :lol:

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4 minutes ago, Alex said:

The importance they’ve attached to this fixture btw. And they lost anyway :lol: 

 

I'm actually more happy the lasses got a bigger gate than their actual proper team than I am about the outcome of the lasses match. :lol:

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52 minutes ago, Alex said:

The importance they’ve attached to this fixture btw. And they lost anyway :lol: 

 

They're not that bothered. Only a 30 page 600 odd post thread so far. That's modest by their standards. 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

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Coming soon to a movie theatre near you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Another triumph from you.

 

We’re going to need a separate thread for a retrospective of your finest Photoshop works soon.

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