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16 hours ago, Renton said:

 

That gives me a marketing idea......

 

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I'm sensing a new style of Geordie Shandy using this instead of Smirnoff. Sounds like it might be a super angry, resentful and bitter drunk though. 

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they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/

 

it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife.

the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement.

the weird cunts.

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8 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/

 

it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife.

the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement.

the weird cunts.

“Save leazes park lol”

 

I think they’re being serious here, lads and definitely not childish and petty.

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17 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes.

In their defence, Marsden Beach is a known cruising spot for sex-positive seagulls.

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21 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes.

 

Can't beat shagging a shag marra. 

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https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-women-v-sunderland-afc-women-tickets.1649491/
 

Not happy about us parading the cup

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/play-on-the-pitch-at-the-stadium-of-light.1651837/

 

I think we should get a team up as the chance of a team photo on the pitch would be priceless 🤣

 

 

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1 hour ago, Rosco said:

I think we should get a team up as the chance of a team photo on the pitch would be priceless 🤣

 

“ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about,  the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.”

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/

 

it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife.

the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement.

the weird cunts.

I was just telling my Dad (Australian, has no idea about football) about this thread and the Mackems and I was showing him the pictures from the 2014 FA cup and the Mackems being super duper classy and not being complete degenrates along with the gremlin shitting on the seat in the Stadium of Shite. I then remembered the seagull thing and read an article about it to him and holy shit.... That has to be the grimmest thing I've read in my life. I laughed at the situation at the time it happened but didn't realise the actual full extent of it. I thought it was more of a simulated thing and not a horendous act. I read the court transcript and he didn't just capture a seagull and rodger it, he took a baby seagull and proceeded to pleasure himself over it in an alleyway while watching videos of animal porn, which his phone was full of when they confiscated it..... That is deranged. I hate to derail the thread as this isn't funny, and this is a joke thread, but it actually messed with my head. I had a bit of a further dig and I found Sunderland reddit and forum threads where the only thing they were worried about was how it made them look and that it actually wasn't a Mackem, but a Geordie who had moved there and they were worried about how it was going to be used against them rather than the gravity of the situation. Some condemnation, but mostly deflection and worry about how it could be used against them. Again, sorry to be grim and derail the thread, but this has knocked me a bit knowing the actual context and event. 

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2 minutes ago, SouthAussieMag said:

it actually wasn't a Mackem, but a Geordie who had moved there

This bit isn’t actually true. 
 

He was a mackem. 
 

( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?) 

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11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This bit isn’t actually true. 
 

He was a mackem. 
 

( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?) 

Instead of condemning the guy they tried to shift the blame. Everyone condemned the horse puncher. They didn't try to say he was a Mackem. 
Too right, it must take a special kind of mind to willingly move there. I understand being born there, you have no choice, but to move there out of a conscious decision. Anyone with talent leaves; T-rex Arms, Henderson. The only people who move in are weirdos like that scruffy, scammy, rich energy hobo guy who tricked some formula one team and was ranting on street corners (or twitter, I can't remember) about buying sunderland with the 43p that his company was found to have in the Companies House doucments.

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6 hours ago, SouthAussieMag said:

Instead of condemning the guy they tried to shift the blame. Everyone condemned the horse puncher. They didn't try to say he was a Mackem. 
Too right, it must take a special kind of mind to willingly move there. I understand being born there, you have no choice, but to move there out of a conscious decision. Anyone with talent leaves; T-rex Arms, Henderson. The only people who move in are weirdos like that scruffy, scammy, rich energy hobo guy who tricked some formula one team and was ranting on street corners (or twitter, I can't remember) about buying sunderland with the 43p that his company was found to have in the Companies House doucments.

 

actually the horse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence....

 

 

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15 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

actually the gorse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence....

 

 

 

What did ya say ya spikey bastard

 

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20 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/

 

it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife.

the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement.

the weird cunts.

 750 signatures and 2 comments. That’ll make people sit up and take notice. 

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