Gemmill 50843 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Aye I can't see this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12123 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 It’s doing it for me on my phone as well. Never mind. Rest assured it was comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45719 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Have Dazzlers pics already been parsnipped a la RTG? Cant see a feckin’ scooby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11683 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Thinks he’s the Riddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7433 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 I’ve found it lads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14762 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 496 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) The NXGEN 50 has been released for this season https://www.goal.com/en/lists/nxgn-2025-best-teenage-wonderkids-football/bltc276755d27cb5f8c#csd8a162e0bab6ca94 Chris Rigg : 29th Lewis Miley : 25th Edited March 19 by Optimistic Nut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 496 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Rigg also on the England u19s bench last night while Miley started. That'll sting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussieMag 78 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 19/03/2025 at 13:43, Renton said: That gives me a marketing idea...... Expand I'm sensing a new style of Geordie Shandy using this instead of Smirnoff. Sounds like it might be a super angry, resentful and bitter drunk though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10499 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts. Edited March 20 by thebrokendoll 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12123 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:08, thebrokendoll said: they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts. Expand “Save leazes park lol” I think they’re being serious here, lads and definitely not childish and petty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45719 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:17, Dazzler said: “Save leazes park lol” I think they’re being serious here, lads and definitely not childish and petty. Expand 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10499 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London 62 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:33, thebrokendoll said: the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes. Expand In their defence, Marsden Beach is a known cruising spot for sex-positive seagulls. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24102 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:33, thebrokendoll said: the arch at marsden rock collapsed under the weight of hoardes of the cunts climbing up there for an orgy with the cormorants and kittiwakes. Expand Can't beat shagging a shag marra. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 927 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-women-v-sunderland-afc-women-tickets.1649491/ Not happy about us parading the cup https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/play-on-the-pitch-at-the-stadium-of-light.1651837/ I think we should get a team up as the chance of a team photo on the pitch would be priceless 🤣 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45719 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 10:07, Rosco said: I think we should get a team up as the chance of a team photo on the pitch would be priceless 🤣 Expand “ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about, the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussieMag 78 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 09:08, thebrokendoll said: they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts. Expand I was just telling my Dad (Australian, has no idea about football) about this thread and the Mackems and I was showing him the pictures from the 2014 FA cup and the Mackems being super duper classy and not being complete degenrates along with the gremlin shitting on the seat in the Stadium of Shite. I then remembered the seagull thing and read an article about it to him and holy shit.... That has to be the grimmest thing I've read in my life. I laughed at the situation at the time it happened but didn't realise the actual full extent of it. I thought it was more of a simulated thing and not a horendous act. I read the court transcript and he didn't just capture a seagull and rodger it, he took a baby seagull and proceeded to pleasure himself over it in an alleyway while watching videos of animal porn, which his phone was full of when they confiscated it..... That is deranged. I hate to derail the thread as this isn't funny, and this is a joke thread, but it actually messed with my head. I had a bit of a further dig and I found Sunderland reddit and forum threads where the only thing they were worried about was how it made them look and that it actually wasn't a Mackem, but a Geordie who had moved there and they were worried about how it was going to be used against them rather than the gravity of the situation. Some condemnation, but mostly deflection and worry about how it could be used against them. Again, sorry to be grim and derail the thread, but this has knocked me a bit knowing the actual context and event. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45719 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 11:44, SouthAussieMag said: it actually wasn't a Mackem, but a Geordie who had moved there Expand This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthAussieMag 78 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 11:48, Monkeys Fist said: This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?) Expand Instead of condemning the guy they tried to shift the blame. Everyone condemned the horse puncher. They didn't try to say he was a Mackem. Too right, it must take a special kind of mind to willingly move there. I understand being born there, you have no choice, but to move there out of a conscious decision. Anyone with talent leaves; T-rex Arms, Henderson. The only people who move in are weirdos like that scruffy, scammy, rich energy hobo guy who tricked some formula one team and was ranting on street corners (or twitter, I can't remember) about buying sunderland with the 43p that his company was found to have in the Companies House doucments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10499 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) On 20/03/2025 at 12:10, SouthAussieMag said: Instead of condemning the guy they tried to shift the blame. Everyone condemned the horse puncher. They didn't try to say he was a Mackem. Too right, it must take a special kind of mind to willingly move there. I understand being born there, you have no choice, but to move there out of a conscious decision. Anyone with talent leaves; T-rex Arms, Henderson. The only people who move in are weirdos like that scruffy, scammy, rich energy hobo guy who tricked some formula one team and was ranting on street corners (or twitter, I can't remember) about buying sunderland with the 43p that his company was found to have in the Companies House doucments. Expand actually the horse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence.... Edited March 20 by thebrokendoll 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11683 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 12:20, thebrokendoll said: actually the gorse puncher was a mackem, here's the irrefutable evidence.... Expand What did ya say ya spikey bastard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10499 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 12:37, Toonpack said: What did ya say ya spikey bastard Expand just spotted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11683 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 20/03/2025 at 17:12, thebrokendoll said: just spotted it! Expand You may need to spot it again tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37148 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 On 20/03/2025 at 09:08, thebrokendoll said: they're all signing a petition to stop having a stadium built on leazes park... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/save-leazes-park-lol.1651803/ it.must be really confusing being a mackem, one minute you're a fully paid up member of amnesty international campaigning for human rights whilst simultaneously protecting the environment and resident wildlife. the next minute you're out rioting and looting filled with hate fuelled by the far right and anti-immigration at the same time as raping all the local seabirds and filling up the football stadium/streets/public houses with human excrement. the weird cunts. Expand 750 signatures and 2 comments. That’ll make people sit up and take notice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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