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8 hours ago, Alex said:

 

 

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he event, hosted by former BBC Look North presenter Jeff Brown, will take place upstairs at The Peacock pub

 

Guessing they're not expecting too many folks to show up for it then?

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I’d be surprised if the captain turned up ( or was invited for that matter) 

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18 hours ago, Renton said:

Dear me, they are getting very upset now because our celebrations are planned on a Saturday, the same day they play Millwall in a now meaningless league game. Apparently anticipated crowds of 250,000 show how needy and cringey we are, whilst at the same time are very low for a proper "big" club. If they had won in 2014 they would have been too classy to celebrate as well. Oh, and it's all a ploy by NUFC and Nexus to shaft Sunderland on their match day. 

I was gonna go but too scared to now in case this hilarious thing happens.

 

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Ah yes, such a classy fanbase. They would never actually celebrate in a debauched and deranged way if they won a trophy... Looking at the way they carried on just getting to a final I'd shudder to think what it would be like if they won an actual trophy... So classy, classiest fans in England. lol

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19 hours ago, Renton said:

Dear me, they are getting very upset now because our celebrations are planned on a Saturday, the same day they play Millwall in a now meaningless league game. Apparently anticipated crowds of 250,000 show how needy and cringey we are, whilst at the same time are very low for a proper "big" club. If they had won in 2014 they would have been too classy to celebrate as well. Oh, and it's all a ploy by NUFC and Nexus to shaft Sunderland on their match day. 

I was gonna go but too scared to now in case this hilarious thing happens.

 

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It’ll definitely by that rather than because it’s fa cup quarter finals that weekend with no PL games taking place. 

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*Shudders* 

Is that lass who looks like she is about to do that  Sunderland defecation thing actually pregnant? Fucking hell. 

I haven't seen any bad behaviour from our lot this time round. I'm not on much social media but I do follow the SMB for a mood lifter and sure as hell they would have posted something if there was. 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Not pregnant no, just a beer belly. :lol:
 

Also, in photographs taken about 2 minutes later, she looks noticeably thinner.…

 

:lol:

 

That'll explain the puzzled zoologists the next day. 

"Dr Smith, come and see this, we appear to have a new species of Brown Trout living in the fountains of Trafalgar Square. This is amazing, how did it get here?"

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

:lol:

 

That'll explain the puzzled zoologists the next day. 

"Dr Smith, come and see this, we appear to have a new species of Brown Trout living in the fountains of Trafalgar Square. This is amazing, how did it get here?"

You’re assuming solidity? 

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28 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

:lol:

 

That'll explain the puzzled zoologists the next day. 

"Dr Smith, come and see this, we appear to have a new species of Brown Trout living in the fountains of Trafalgar Square. This is amazing, how did it get here?"

 

I'm a visual person. Couldn't resist. :D

 

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19 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

 

 

Guessing they're not expecting too many folks to show up for it then?

Hosted by BBC ex Look North Jeff Brown……who was apparently in with Shearer on Sunday and who they despise after thinking he was MLF🤣

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1 hour ago, Rosco said:

Hosted by BBC ex Look North Jeff Brown……who was apparently in with Shearer on Sunday and who they despise after thinking he was MLF🤣

 

 

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"Ahh, man! Not Browny anaarl, marra?"

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34 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Why Me Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

"Ahh, man! Not Browny anaarl, marra?"

"Wa ganna ha' ta start wa owan news programme now, marra. Wa'll call it Lewk 12 miles Less North and wa'll get Bally to dey the anchor role. Marco Gabbadeyney will definitely wrap up BBC mags to dey the sports fo weh. We can have a standing segment abewt why Dawn Thewlis is such a slag and wa'll send Pickford owa to the middle eyst to look for bin bags filled with Khashoggey's remains."

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3 hours ago, Rosco said:

Hosted by BBC ex Look North Jeff Brown……who was apparently in with Shearer on Sunday and who they despise after thinking he was MLF🤣

Holy crap, they really cannot catch a break this week can they :crylaughin:Losing to Coventry, us winning and now some sad little gathering celebrating some guys who lost a milk trophy or something hosted by Shearers mate who was dancing around like a madman after Burn scored.... It's... so so funny :icon_lol:. I was thinking we could bottle their tears and make our own flavoured air cigarette replacement thingy and call it FEWM

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7 minutes ago, SouthAussieMag said:

Holy crap, they really cannot catch a break this week can they :crylaughin:Losing to Coventry, us winning and now some sad little gathering celebrating some guys who lost a milk trophy or something hosted by Shearers mate who was dancing around like a madman after Burn scored.... It's... so so funny :icon_lol:. I was thinking we could bottle their tears and make our own flavoured air cigarette replacement thingy and call it FEWM

 

That gives me a marketing idea......

 

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

That gives me a marketing idea......

 

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Keyp it on the shelf below the brewn where it belongs, marra

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

"Wa ganna ha' ta start wa owan news programme now, marra. Wa'll call it Lewk 12 miles Less North and wa'll get Bally to dey the anchor role. Marco Gabbadeyney will definitely wrap up BBC mags to dey the sports fo weh. We can have a standing segment abewt why Dawn Thewlis is such a slag and wa'll send Pickford owa to the middle eyst to look for bin bags filled with Khashoggey's remains."

To be fair, I’d probably watch that.

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It all started going tits up when they unveiled the new club badge to tackle climate change then the rest of weekend sunk faster than the titanic 

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"Show me Bruno Guimaraes curling one out at the gates of the stadium of light in Sunderland."

 

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I think the AI misunderstood the assignment.

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2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

"Show me Bruno Guimaraes curling one out at the gates of the stadium of light in Sunderland."

 

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I think the AI misunderstood the assignment.

 

Am I the only one who can't see your images? 

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Just now, Renton said:

 

Am I the only one who can't see your images? 

No, just a wee “?” In a blue box

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