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[Kitman 2367]

Imagine that!

[Kitman 2367]

I went on RTG to soak up the schadenfreude. Seemed a mix between bitter jealousy, anger at having shit owners, and pretend indifference with a side helping of racism.  They're also rounding on their manager because theyre not in the promotion spots and his football is boring or something. Plainly getting ready to hound him out.
 

Absolutely wonderful.

[Renton 23879]

This will be absolutely eating them up. The media I have heard on this morning is overwhelmingly positive, even from Liverpool biased pundits. Also they're running with the local boy turned good line with Dan Burn. 

"Eeeh marra, heys not even from the toon, he's from Blyth marra. They'll be claiming Penshur monument next". 

Funny thing is, they are all jealous of fuck. Hats off to the few who admit it. 

[Kitman 2367]

The mental gymnastics they go through to appear to be not bothered  

 

Apparently the six Division 1 titles they've accumulated is now what makes them superior to us. Because they can't claim to have won a more recent domestic trophy  

[Ayatollah Hermione 14725]

Fuck Sunderland. They’re fucking shite and nobody should ever listen to whatever their shit-munching idiot fans have to say

[Howmanheyman 36737]

  On 16/03/2025 at 20:27, Alex said:

I don’t know if anyone still follows exile on twitter but, if you do, can you let him know it’s 18,943 days since Sunderland last won a trophy? 

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Oooh it's been a good 52 years, like. 

[Renton 23879]

  20 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fuck Sunderland. They’re fucking shite and nobody should ever listen to whatever their shit-munching idiot fans have to say

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Naah, let's enjoy their misery, drink their salty tears.

My favourite part of it is when they turn on their own. Crammy.

 

[Rosco 906]

Absolute meltdown atm 

[SouthAussieMag 53]

  22 hours ago, Kitman said:

I went on RTG to soak up the schadenfreude. Seemed a mix between bitter jealousy, anger at having shit owners, and pretend indifference with a side helping of racism.  They're also rounding on their manager because theyre not in the promotion spots and his football is boring or something. Plainly getting ready to hound him out.
 

Absolutely wonderful.

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The "Discussing the Mags Carabao Cup Win" thread on the SMB is fascinating. I think the win has finally broken them. Usually they are united like a hive mind in their hatred and their threads follow a theme and format, but this entire thread seems to be rapidly cycling between all the stages of grief simultaneously. Plenty of Saudi-posting as expected, but there's a disjointed feeling to the thread that for me is uncharacteristic of their usual modus operandi. Shockingly there is a lot of acceptance and even people admitting that the rivalry is gone because we are so far above them.

[thebrokendoll 10368]

this terminally stupid cunt here man, he's listed practically every town and village in the north east and up in to the borders with scotland wheres he's outraged that there's newcastle supporters there.

is there fucking anywhere at all where it's acceptable to be a mag? 

 

[Sonatine 11967]

[thebrokendoll 10368]

  16 hours ago, Sonatine said:

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for fucks sake man. 

[Alex 36890]

  16 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

this terminally stupid cunt here man, he's listed practically every town and village in the north east and up in to the borders with scotland wheres he's outraged that there's newcastle supporters there.

is there fucking anywhere at all where it's acceptable to be a mag? 

 

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We are MASSIVE 

[SouthAussieMag 53]

  16 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

this terminally stupid cunt here man, he's listed practically every town and village in the north east and up in to the borders with scotland wheres he's outraged that there's newcastle supporters there.

is there fucking anywhere at all where it's acceptable to be a mag? 

 

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Seems there's No Place he missed... Oh wait, he missed that town too... (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

[Rosco 906]

  16 hours ago, Sonatine said:

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Classy

[Dazzler 11950]

  16 hours ago, Sonatine said:

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Imagine going for a pint on a Monday morning and thinking you have any right to judge anybody for any reason

[SouthAussieMag 53]

  16 hours ago, Sonatine said:

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To be fair, Animals tend to mark their territory with bodily waste. The ever shrinking territory of this specimen is probably pushing it to become more desperate and overprotective of its shrinking domain. They also tend to void their bladders or bowels in the presence of an animal that is of a higher social status to them as a sign of submission. You may have experienced this with small dogs that pee themselves when you pet them. Additionally, monkeys defecate and then throw their poop as a form of communication, often when they are frustrated, annoyed, or trying to display dominance. This is standard monkey heeded behaviour and a refreshingly honest SMB post. Bearing this in mind this behaviour is indeed a "sane and rational" behaviour in a "primal response to an act of disrespect"

[Dr Gloom 23757]

  16 hours ago, Sonatine said:

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They’re a strange breed 

 

[RobinRobin 12545]

  16 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

this terminally stupid cunt here man, he's listed practically every town and village in the north east and up in to the borders with scotland wheres he's outraged that there's newcastle supporters there.

is there fucking anywhere at all where it's acceptable to be a mag? 

 

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So, I was born in Corbridge.  Judging by that, should I have got the memo about supporting sunderland?