Howmanheyman 36735 Posted Saturday at 11:52 Share Posted Saturday at 11:52 On 15/03/2025 at 11:39, Renton said: Avoiding European qualification? Expand But they've already done Beni away in the pre-season, marra. Took over the bars and everything whilst other tourists, bar owners and bouncers looked on in awe applauding in sheer admiration, gerrin!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Saturday at 15:32 Share Posted Saturday at 15:32 Mackems losing 2 nil against their favourite team Coventry. Gawd bless you Jimmy, do us a favour and beat them in the play offs too. I wouldnt normally be arsed but they've got a thread at the minute about how they are beating up Mags at Woodhall services and also a video of the scrotes letting down coach tyres, clearly a fucking idiotic and dangerous thing to do, which they are defending, the fucking cunts. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11965 Posted Saturday at 16:27 Share Posted Saturday at 16:27 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Saturday at 16:46 Share Posted Saturday at 16:46 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14723 Posted Saturday at 16:51 Share Posted Saturday at 16:51 Not even full time and they’re writing off Coventry as an entire footballing institution 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36735 Posted Saturday at 16:51 Share Posted Saturday at 16:51 Fuck me, it'll tip them over the edge if we were to pull off a win tomorrow, the Coventry loss would be a diarrhoea sauce to go on a league cup shit sarnie for them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 905 Posted Saturday at 17:17 Share Posted Saturday at 17:17 Imagine they’ve all got a Coventry / Liverpool double on it’ll fucking kill them if we win 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36889 Posted Saturday at 17:21 Share Posted Saturday at 17:21 On 15/03/2025 at 16:46, Renton said: Expand They never stop banging on about their hatred of Coventry but aye, it’s Coventry who are small time 😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45447 Posted Saturday at 21:13 Share Posted Saturday at 21:13 On 15/03/2025 at 16:46, Renton said: Expand “ Only 50% bothered to turn up…” The fucking cheeky bastard! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23754 Posted Saturday at 21:29 Share Posted Saturday at 21:29 What have they got against coveentry exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45447 Posted Saturday at 22:26 Share Posted Saturday at 22:26 On 15/03/2025 at 21:29, Dr Gloom said: What have they got against coveentry exactly? Expand Goes back to the 70s. Both teams were facing relegation. Both had their last game on the same night. Mackems just had to match Coventry’s result to stay up. Meant to KO at the same time. Because of an accident or something, traffic was bad in Coventry so Jimmy Hill delayed KO by 15 mins. Mackems lost their game 0-2. Coventry drew 2-2. Coventry stayed up, mackems went down and stayed down. So, because their own team weren’t good enough, the Morlocks hate Jimmy Hill 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4592 Posted Saturday at 22:47 Share Posted Saturday at 22:47 If you want to see their heads explode say: "I hear the Coventry and Bristol city players were passing to each other around the centre circle after the Everton result came through". What passes for brains all over the place. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Saturday at 23:47 Share Posted Saturday at 23:47 On 15/03/2025 at 22:26, Monkeys Fist said: Goes back to the 70s. Both teams were facing relegation. Both had their last game on the same night. Mackems just had to match Coventry’s result to stay up. Meant to KO at the same time. Because of an accident or something, traffic was bad in Coventry so Jimmy Hill delayed KO by 15 mins. Mackems lost their game 0-2. Coventry drew 2-2. Coventry stayed up, mackems went down and stayed down. So, because their own team weren’t good enough, the Morlocks hate Jimmy Hill Expand We came a respectable 4th that year, a feat we have matched or bettered many times since. The last time they matched it was 75 years ago! They really are fucking shite. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Sunday at 09:56 Share Posted Sunday at 09:56 Will try to keep the mackem shit on here rather than pollute the match thread. Place is horrendous. I enjoy laughing at the misfortune of our neighbours. I don't hate them, that would be silly. But the levels of vitriol on the SMB, even by normally sensible posters, is off the scale. Their fall back is always criticism of Saudi where they inevitably become racist in their characterisation, deliberately conflating the state with ISIS and Al Queda. Due to the rail works today trains are diverted through to the East Durham line, some knackers are advocating bricking it. And here's someone happy there has been a serious accident on the M1. Sick fuckers. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Sunday at 14:43 Share Posted Sunday at 14:43 600 odd post thread on the SMB obsessing about shirt wearing, territory, Gateshead being county Durham and the usual hateful bollocks. Someone put a toon shirt on the a gale of the North and: For the record, the angel of the North overlooks the two main entrances to Newcastle from the south, the A1 and the East Coast mainline. It is widely synonymous with Newcastle-Gateshead conurbation. 90% of the population of Gateshead support NUFC. It is 6 miles from St James Park and 12 miles from the Stadium of Light. SMB. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/where-you-live-do-you-have-many-mags-about.1650859/page-28 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50437 Posted Sunday at 14:48 Share Posted Sunday at 14:48 "Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" Ran past with tears streaming down his face. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5998 Posted Sunday at 15:16 Share Posted Sunday at 15:16 On 16/03/2025 at 14:48, Gemmill said: "Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" Ran past with tears streaming down his face. Expand My mental image also has him screaming intelligibly and frothing at the mouth. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36889 Posted Sunday at 15:44 Share Posted Sunday at 15:44 On 16/03/2025 at 14:48, Gemmill said: "Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" Ran past with tears streaming down his face. Expand Made his mental age quite clear is what he meant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36889 Posted Sunday at 15:45 Share Posted Sunday at 15:45 On 16/03/2025 at 15:16, Rayvin said: My mental image also has him screaming intelligibly and frothing at the mouth. Expand Probably the same bloke that gave the statue of jimmy Hill a good piece of his mind and told it off in no uncertain terms 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36889 Posted Sunday at 20:27 Share Posted Sunday at 20:27 I don’t know if anyone still follows exile on twitter but, if you do, can you let him know it’s 18,943 days since Sunderland last won a trophy? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45447 Posted Sunday at 20:31 Share Posted Sunday at 20:31 On 16/03/2025 at 20:27, Alex said: I don’t know if anyone still follows exile on twitter but, if you do, can you let him know it’s 18,943 days since Sunderland last won a trophy? Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 271 Posted Sunday at 21:02 Share Posted Sunday at 21:02 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted Sunday at 23:01 Share Posted Sunday at 23:01 Is that Biffa Bacon all grown up? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 905 Posted Sunday at 23:18 Share Posted Sunday at 23:18 No doubt we beat another shit team who were paid off by the Saudis🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23877 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago On 16/03/2025 at 23:18, Rosco said: No doubt we beat another shit team who were paid off by the Saudis🤣 Expand Of course. 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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