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[Howmanheyman 36722]

11 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Avoiding European qualification? 

 

But they've already done Beni away in the pre-season, marra. Took over the bars and everything whilst other tourists, bar owners and bouncers looked on in awe applauding in sheer admiration, gerrin!!!

[Renton 23824]

Mackems losing 2 nil against their favourite team Coventry. Gawd bless you Jimmy, do us a favour and beat them in the play offs too. 

I wouldnt normally be arsed but they've got a thread at the minute about how they are beating up Mags at Woodhall services and also a video of the scrotes letting down coach tyres, clearly a fucking idiotic and dangerous thing to do, which they are defending, the fucking cunts. 

[Sonatine 11940]

[Renton 23824]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14707]

 Not even full time and they’re writing off Coventry as an entire footballing institution 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

Fuck me, it'll tip them over the edge if we were to pull off a win tomorrow, the Coventry loss would be a diarrhoea sauce to go on a league cup shit sarnie for them. 

[Rosco 895]

Imagine they’ve all got a Coventry / Liverpool double on it’ll fucking kill them if we win

[Alex 36815]

33 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

They never stop banging on about their hatred of Coventry but aye, it’s Coventry who are small time 😂

[Monkeys Fist 45359]

4 hours ago, Renton said:

 

 

“ Only 50% bothered to turn up…”

The fucking cheeky bastard! 

[Dr Gloom 23695]

What have they got against coveentry exactly?  

[Monkeys Fist 45359]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

What have they got against coveentry exactly?  

Goes back to the 70s. 
 

Both teams were facing relegation. 
 

Both had their last game on the same night. 
Mackems just had to match Coventry’s result to stay up. 

Meant to KO at the same time. 
 

Because of an accident or something, traffic was bad in Coventry so Jimmy Hill delayed KO by  15 mins. 
 

Mackems lost their game 0-2. 
 

Coventry drew 2-2. 

Coventry stayed up, mackems went down and stayed down. 

 

So, because their own team weren’t good enough, the Morlocks hate Jimmy Hill

 

[NJS 4580]

If you want to see their heads explode say:

 

"I hear the Coventry and Bristol city players were passing to each other around the centre circle after the Everton result came through".

 

What passes for brains all over the place. 

[Renton 23824]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Goes back to the 70s. 
 

Both teams were facing relegation. 
 

Both had their last game on the same night. 
Mackems just had to match Coventry’s result to stay up. 

Meant to KO at the same time. 
 

Because of an accident or something, traffic was bad in Coventry so Jimmy Hill delayed KO by  15 mins. 
 

Mackems lost their game 0-2. 
 

Coventry drew 2-2. 

Coventry stayed up, mackems went down and stayed down. 

 

So, because their own team weren’t good enough, the Morlocks hate Jimmy Hill

 

 

We came a respectable 4th that year, a feat we have matched or bettered many times since. The last time they matched it was 75 years ago! They really are fucking shite. 

[Renton 23824]

Will try to keep the mackem shit on here rather than pollute the match thread. Place is horrendous. I enjoy laughing at the misfortune of our neighbours. I don't hate them, that would be silly. But the levels of vitriol on the SMB, even by normally sensible posters, is off the scale. Their fall back is always criticism of Saudi where they inevitably become racist in their characterisation, deliberately conflating the state with ISIS and Al Queda. 

Due to the rail works today trains are diverted through to the East Durham line, some knackers are advocating bricking it. And here's someone happy there has been a serious accident on the M1. Sick fuckers. 

 

[Renton 23824]

600 odd post thread on the SMB obsessing about shirt wearing, territory, Gateshead being county Durham and the usual hateful bollocks. Someone put a toon shirt on the a gale of the North and:

 

For the record, the angel of the North overlooks the two main entrances to Newcastle from the south, the A1 and the East Coast mainline. It is widely synonymous with Newcastle-Gateshead conurbation. 90% of the population of Gateshead support NUFC. It is 6 miles from St James Park and 12 miles from the Stadium of Light. SMB.

 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/where-you-live-do-you-have-many-mags-about.1650859/page-28

[Gemmill 50174]

"Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" 

 

Ran past with tears streaming down his face. 

[Rayvin 5965]

26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" 

 

Ran past with tears streaming down his face. 

 

My mental image also has him screaming intelligibly and frothing at the mouth.

[Alex 36815]

55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"Made my feelings quite clear as I passed" 

 

Ran past with tears streaming down his face. 

Made his mental age quite clear is what he meant 

[Alex 36815]

28 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

My mental image also has him screaming intelligibly and frothing at the mouth.

Probably the same bloke that gave the statue of jimmy Hill a good piece of his mind and told it off in no uncertain terms