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[Optimistic Nut 309]

54 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

Anyone got any idea who these two future captains are?  I'd struggle to name two of their players full stop tbh.

 

The pride they'll have when another one of their products dumps them before he plays 100 matches with them, and they claim trophies he wins elsewhere as their own.

 

All while their actual captain continues being a slogger scrapping around the Play Offs as he marches towards 500 appearances for them.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14300]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

I'm jealous as fuck of their two future England captains.

 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-on-social-media.1647850/

 

We have three current England internationals  

[Rayvin 5621]

Sorry but I just clocked the relative attendances for the FA Cup games  They have no business saying a damn thing atm.

[Howmanheyman 34773]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

The mackems are stating we referred to Andy Cole in racist terms. I can honestly say I have NEVER heard him referred to in these terms and suspect that even in 93 if somebody had said this they would have been pulled up on it or just outright punched in the face. The fucking brass neck of these fuckers too after the racist riots LESS THAN 6 months ago in their city centre. Cunts. 

Anyway, nice to see Brian Griffin is going to spread the message, not for petty football rivalry reasons, no sir. What a bunch of sad mackem bastards they are. 

 

 

Absolute figment in the imagination of the journalist who wrote it at the time who in today's environment would've been pulled up about it online before either deleting it or muting replies.  It was commented on by fans AT THE TIME WHO WERE ACTUALLY THERE, (unlike the halfwits posting on WearsideParanoia.com) and either laughed at as we knew it was turtle shit or angrily dismissed. I've no doubt the cunt in question just thought it's something they would probably say 'up there' and correctly assumed there'd be no real consequences back then. I can think of a few other fairytales the rags blatantly made up around then as well.

Edited Tuesday at 12:11 by Howmanheyman

[Kid Dynamite 7356]

They've hidden that thread now  

[The Fish 11127]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Given who posted this, the highlighted here is off the fucking scale. This is the most bitter obsessed mackem prick ever. 

As for their stadium being expanded, there's literally been a thread on their board about it recently that was several thousand posts long. The consensus was "Build it and they will come" even though they don't currently come and there's plenty of space 

 

 

He lists a few things that he think disproves the notion they're a small club;

Young talent - plenty of smaller clubs have young talent on the pitch, plenty of big clubs don't.

One of their players walking through their shit tip town centre - has no bearing on the 'size' or tinpot-ness of the club

40k league crowds - would be impressive and would point to a bigger club, but they don't get that, now do they?

Big signings for the Championship - small(er) clubs can make impressive, surprising deals. Le Fee (I assume they're talking about him) could be an amazing signing, or he could be Aphonso Alves-esque

[PaddockLad 18068]

58 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Absolute figment in the imagination of the journalist who wrote it at the time who in today's environment would've been pulled up about it online before either deleting it or muting replies.  It was commented on by fans AT THE TIME WHO WERE ACTUALLY THERE, (unlike the halfwits posting on WearsideParanoia.com) and either laughed at as we knew it was turtle shit or angrily dismissed. I've no doubt the cunt in question just thought it's something they would probably say 'up there' and correctly assumed there'd be no real consequences back then. I can think of a few other fairytales the rags blatantly made up around then as well.

Am going to state that the specific signing of Andy Cole consigned what was left of the problem that was to be fair fairly vocal in the 1980s firmly to the dustbin of history where it belonged. The fucking opposite of what whoever the mackem cunt is/was claiming. It had largely stopped before 1993 iirc but Cole followed by Ferdinand killed racists even muttering bullshit under their breath . No idea if the mackems had a problem with racism in the 80s . I wasn’t there  

[Howmanheyman 34773]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

Am going to state that the specific signing of Andy Cole consigned what was left of the problem that was to be fair fairly vocal in the 1980s firmly to the dustbin of history where it belonged. The fucking opposite of what whoever the mackem cunt is/was claiming. It had largely stopped before 1993 iirc but Cole followed by Ferdinand killed racists even muttering bullshit under their breath . No idea if the mackems had a problem with racism in the 80s . I wasn’t there  

 

Franz Carr right now..

 

"Are you forgetting someone, bro?"

[PaddockLad 18068]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

Franz Carr right now..

 

"Are you forgetting someone, bro?"

“I fuckin was bro/fam/blud/manlike” etc etc 

[Monkeys Fist 43899]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

 

He lists a few things that he think disproves the notion they're a small club;

Young talent - plenty of smaller clubs have young talent on the pitch, plenty of big clubs don't.

One of their players walking through their shit tip town centre - has no bearing on the 'size' or tinpot-ness of the club

40k league crowds - would be impressive and would point to a bigger club, but they don't get that, now do they?

Big signings for the Championship - small(er) clubs can make impressive, surprising deals. Le Fee (I assume they're talking about him) could be an amazing signing, or he could be Aphonso Alves-esque

In the last 10 years, they finished 17th in the PL, then got relegated, then flew down to League One, where they’ve spent the majority of the decade. 
They are now having a spell up in the 2nd tier. 
Since 1992, which is when they keep telling us football started for us, they’ve had an almost 50/50 split between being in the top tier, and bouncing around between 2nd and 3rd tier. 
The last time they were in the top tier, Wenger was still in charge at Arsenal. 
 

Their most famous victory was as a 2nd tier club. 
 

They’ve never, once, filled their ground. 
 

Their record low attendance was 3,498 vs Oldham Athletic in the EFL Trophy Second Round on 1 December 2021. 
A match in the same competition against Bradford City on 9 November 2021 did not have and official attendance recorded 

 

Their current record transfer is £16.5 million for N’Dong. 
 

 

None of the above are comparisons to us, they are simple, verifiable facts about their club.  
 

To be fairer to them than they deserve, they’re not a small club, but they’re also as far away from a big club as it’s possible to be. 
 

 

[Renton 22677]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Am going to state that the specific signing of Andy Cole consigned what was left of the problem that was to be fair fairly vocal in the 1980s firmly to the dustbin of history where it belonged. The fucking opposite of what whoever the mackem cunt is/was claiming. It had largely stopped before 1993 iirc but Cole followed by Ferdinand killed racists even muttering bullshit under their breath . No idea if the mackems had a problem with racism in the 80s . I wasn’t there  

 

Sunderland always had a bigger issue with racism than us, and still does. Newcastle, especially now, is much less insular and more cosmopolitan.

Like has been said, just last year they were singing songs about the size of Diallo's penis. Darren Bent. July riots. Tommy Robinson always found it fertile land. Brexit. I was at the SoL for the England match against Turkey where it resembled a brown shirt ralley. Fucking horrible racist place Sunderland is.  How this prick has the nerve is beyond me.

 

 

 

Also I'm not clear how dressing as an arab (which I have never personally witnessed) is racist but apparently calling them camel humpers, murderers and generally considering then subhuman isn't? "Article" on Andy Cole.  Beardsley getting fired, you what?

 

[Rayvin 5621]

Sunderland voted for Brexit over concerns about immigration despite being 97% white at the time. Says it all.

[Renton 22677]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

In the last 10 years, they finished 17th in the PL, then got relegated, then flew down to League One, where they’ve spent the majority of the decade. 
They are now having a spell up in the 2nd tier. 
Since 1992, which is when they keep telling us football started for us, they’ve had an almost 50/50 split between being in the top tier, and bouncing around between 2nd and 3rd tier. 
The last time they were in the top tier, Wenger was still in charge at Arsenal. 
 

Their most famous victory was as a 2nd tier club. 
 

They’ve never, once, filled their ground. 
 

Their record low attendance was 3,498 vs Oldham Athletic in the EFL Trophy Second Round on 1 December 2021. 
A match in the same competition against Bradford City on 9 November 2021 did not have and official attendance recorded 

 

Their current record transfer is £16.5 million for N’Dong. 
 

 

None of the above are comparisons to us, they are simple, verifiable facts about their club.  
 

To be fairer to them than they deserve, they’re not a small club, but they’re also as far away from a big club as it’s possible to be. 
 

 

 

Finished 7th in the league twice in my lifetime. We finished 7th last year and were disappointed. Hell, we finished 7th under Glen fucking Roeder and 5th under Pardew.

Four appearances in Europe against two teams. Wigan have played six games. Massive. 

 

[thebrokendoll 9713]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Am going to state that the specific signing of Andy Cole consigned what was left of the problem that was to be fair fairly vocal in the 1980s firmly to the dustbin of history where it belonged. The fucking opposite of what whoever the mackem cunt is/was claiming. It had largely stopped before 1993 iirc but Cole followed by Ferdinand killed racists even muttering bullshit under their breath . No idea if the mackems had a problem with racism in the 80s . I wasn’t there  

 

I think you're timing is pretty much correct  there. back end of the 80s was much improved from the shame of the mid 80s, which was grim. although it hadn't disappeared, mrs tbd's first ever home game was a 2-3 4th round fa cup defeat to man utd early 1990 and she was both shocked and angry at the abuse directed to danny wallace and we were in the much more reserved west stand paddocks. 

Edited Tuesday at 15:41 by thebrokendoll

[spongebob toonpants 4199]

Yeah the Howard Gayle chant in retrospect probably wasn't the sign of a politically correct fanbase

[thebrokendoll 9713]

as a slight aside and on a lighter note....

mrs tbd had absolutely no objections at all to mark hughes being called a cheating, diving welsh cunt for 90 minutes. 

[NJS 4456]

Tbf Wallace was a diving, cheating cunt as well - I suppose it's the Welsh/black adjective use that makes the difference. 

[David Kelly 1309]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Sunderland always had a bigger issue with racism than us, and still does. Newcastle, especially now, is much less insular and more cosmopolitan.

Like has been said, just last year they were singing songs about the size of Diallo's penis. Darren Bent. July riots. Tommy Robinson always found it fertile land. Brexit. I was at the SoL for the England match against Turkey where it resembled a brown shirt ralley. Fucking horrible racist place Sunderland is.  How this prick has the nerve is beyond me.

 

 

 

Also I'm not clear how dressing as an arab (which I have never personally witnessed) is racist but apparently calling them camel humpers, murderers and generally considering then subhuman isn't? "Article" on Andy Cole.  Beardsley getting fired, you what?

 

Is dressing as Arabs and dressing as Sheiks two different things?

[Rosco 813]

The normal meltdown on RTG after last night

We played another shit team who rolled over……Christ that’s 21 shit teams we’ve played so far🤣

 

Also thread on Isak where a few of them admit he’s fucking good but the rest of them praying he leaves in summer to get CL football because we’ll drop out of to 4

 

 

[Alex 35995]

I see they’ve ditched their policy of only trying to sign young players by putting a bid in for Tommy Cannon. I think he’s passed it and was never any good in first place. 

[Monkeys Fist 43899]

21 minutes ago, Alex said:

I see they’ve ditched their policy of only trying to sign young players by putting a bid in for Tommy Cannon. I think he’s passed it and was never any good in first place. 

At least he’ll know where the Ball is. 

[Tom 14026]

He’s got a bit of a short fuse mind.

 

[Howmanheyman 34773]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

He’s got a bit of a short fuse mind.

 

 

Waltzes in, not so much as a 'hello', puts a gif on, then fucks off. What's the world coming to? Sheesh!

[Renton 22677]

Villa being exceptionally small time again. Apparently we are fuming. Erm, why exactly? 

 

 

Mackems and Villa.

 

 

[Gemmill 47705]

Aye match made in heaven. Let them give one another a smelly 69.