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[Renton 22378]

44 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

the mackems have got a thread started on isak.....

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/isak.1647450/

 

fair play to them, most acknowledging that he's fucking tremendous whilst pinning all their hopes on him fucking off to a 'big' club.

have searched the 'isak' thread on here hoping to find the quote from when keith put his thinking cap on, mused over us signing him and came to the conclusion he was £60m's worth of shite.

unsurprisingly he's completely missing from the thread over there.   

 

 

Thing is, not just Isak, all our big signings under Howe have been superb. I can't think of a flop. But "My name is Keith, I'm thick as whale spunk, if not thicker" has decried all of them at some point. I can certainly remember him saying it about Gordon, Tino and Hall. It's like they did a brain transplant on him, but forgot to put in the brain. Even his fellow SMBers think he is as thick as pigshit. 

[thebrokendoll 9610]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Thing is, not just Isak, all our big signings under Howe have been superb. I can't think of a flop. But "My name is Keith, I'm thick as whale spunk, if not thicker" has decried all of them at some point. I can certainly remember him saying it about Gordon, Tino and Hall. It's like they did a brain transplant on him, but forgot to put in the brain. Even his fellow SMBers think he is as thick as pigshit. 

 

there's never been a more clueless cunt ever to set foot in a football ground.

[Monkeys Fist 43538]

25 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

There is no way we are getting £6m for a near 36 year old who is out of contract in the summer..

You’re applying logic and reason to a mackem. 
 

[Dazzler 10778]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's never been a more clueless cunt ever to set foot in a football ground.

I take it exile has never been to a match then.

[Dazzler 10778]

29 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

There is no way we are getting £6m for a near 36 year old who is out of contract in the summer..

tbf a lot of the talk has been the transfer fee would be roughly £5m. Hopefully, he pulls a Miggy and knocks it back.

[Renton 22378]

Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's never been a more clueless cunt ever to set foot in a football ground.

 

I knew a woman who went to SJP in the days of Robson, Platinum club, purely for the social aspect (drink). She only knew two players - Shearer and Given. She once asked me why "they" keep singing "Sore knees". "Erm, you mean Geordies?". She was more clued up than this fucker. 

[Monkeys Fist 43538]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I knew a woman who went to SJP in the days of Robson, Platinum club, purely for the social aspect (drink). She only knew two players - Shearer and Given. She once asked me why "they" keep singing "Sore knees". "Erm, you mean Geordies?". She was more clued up than this fucker. 

I once had a lass ask me who Arnie Watson was, as the ground was singing 

“ Are you watching, sun-derr-land?”

 

Professor of Calculus compared to Keith. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4063]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I once had a lass ask me who Arnie Watson was, as the ground was singing 

“ Are you watching, sun-derr-land?”

 

Professor of Calculus compared to Keith. 

Fuck I’m going to be singing that all day now.

[RobElliott 1671]

I remember being at the cinema with a lass watching Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and about 10 mins from the end she leans over and asks "What's a mole?"

 

Not a mackem though!

[ewerk 31547]

16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

tbf a lot of the talk has been the transfer fee would be roughly £5m. Hopefully, he pulls a Miggy and knocks it back.

 

Nah, he must know Pope is still going to be our No.1 so why knock back the chance to make millions at his age?

[Holden McGroin 6917]

Surely if we sign Trafford then Pope will eventually be number 2? So wouldn't it make sense to sell Pope and keep Dubs ? 

 

Of course, we might not sign Trafford.

[ewerk 31547]

Trafford will be one for the future. Can't see him taking Pope's place any time soon.

[Alex 35900]

9 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Surely if we sign Trafford then Pope will eventually be number 2? So wouldn't it make sense to sell Pope and keep Dubs ? 

 

Of course, we might not sign Trafford.

I guess you’ve got to take these opportunities as a player and a club (from a PSR pov) when they present themselves. 

[Dazzler 10778]

26 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Trafford will be one for the future. Can't see him taking Pope's place any time soon.

Pope seems to physically break down a few months out of every season though so Trafford would be getting plenty of game time. Unless the Greek fella finally gets a game (which I doubt)

[The Fish 11062]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

 

I knew a woman who went to SJP in the days of Robson, Platinum club, purely for the social aspect (drink). She only knew two players - Shearer and Given. She once asked me why "they" keep singing "Sore knees". "Erm, you mean Geordies?". She was more clued up than this fucker. 

Renton whenever he sees a woman at SJP.

[Rosco 804]

They’re worried about this weekend NUFC will get a bumper crowd v Bromley

 

Middlesbrough have sold  over 15k and expect 20k v Blackburn 

 

RTG states about 6k sold v stoke and only half of lower bowel is open 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11779]

3 hours ago, Rosco said:

They’re worried about this weekend NUFC will get a bumper crowd v Bromley

 

Middlesbrough have sold  over 15k and expect 20k v Blackburn 

 

RTG states about 6k sold v stoke and only half of lower bowel is open 

 

 

[Rosco 804]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Well done RobinRobin for spotting my deliberate mistake 😉…….and this gem of a photo has been shown again 🤣

 

 

[RobinRobin 11779]

41 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Well done RobinRobin for spotting my deliberate mistake 😉…….and this gem of a photo has been shown again 🤣