Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Next week, a wandering MLF sees a deckchair on Blackpool Beach. A 75 page thread ensues 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3384 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Well marras I was in the lower south western quarter of Blackpool just heading in to the mowest expensivist tapas bar I could find, win this grayevy stained cunt of a deck chair came blowing past iz. I just stood in front of the bassa and windmilled the cunt so hard I busted me wankin fist. The police were so impressed they airlifted me to hospital and gave me a bionic hand. Now am the mayor of Blackpool coz they aal hate the mags. FTM 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 49 minutes ago, Dougle said: Well marras I was in the lower south western quarter of Blackpool just heading in to the mowest expensivist tapas bar I could find, win this grayevy stained cunt of a deck chair came blowing past iz. I just stood in front of the bassa and windmilled the cunt so hard I busted me wankin fist. The police were so impressed they airlifted me to hospital and gave me a bionic hand. Now am the mayor of Blackpool coz they aal hate the mags. FTM 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 5 hours ago, Renton said: The most epic story of the year so far. "Effffff.........Teeeeeeeeeeee............Emmmmmmmmmm!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 5 hours ago, Renton said: The most epic story of the year so far. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Can't help but feel it was a bit light on detail about the two car parks. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Can't help but feel it was a bit light on detail about the two car parks. “Ah meayn, the wadnt compareuh to Nissan, marra, but it was cleyahly a classy playuce cuz it had two car parks! Mebbeyuz it’s cuz horseless vehyiclez are still magical to us, but ah wiz just blown awayuh that in such a modern thing tha wuz a fan of massive lads. FTM, MLF, PLO, IRA an’ that” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 58 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “Ah meayn, the wadnt compareuh to Nissan, marra, but it was cleyahly a classy playuce because it had two car parks! Mebbeyuz it’s because horseless vehyiclez are still magical to us, but ah wiz just blown awayuh that in such a modern thing tha wuz a fan of massive lads. FTM, MLF, PLO, IRA an’ that…and of course, the genocide” MLFdYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 6 minutes ago, Dazzler said: MLFdYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21978 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 This needed a new thread. Topical, only 116 years old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 3 hours ago, Renton said: This needed a new thread. Topical, only 116 years old. Aye FTM marra, who still went on to win the title that year…….which you fail to mention you tramp. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 Hardly any cunt there again today. Official attendance: 45,659 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 Storm season, marra 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 On 07/12/2024 at 12:54, Ayatollah Hermione said: Hardly any cunt there again today. Official attendance: 45,659 All the DALFs. Distinctly Average Lads Fans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTacoTaker 45 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 Just when you think RTG can't be more strange they start a thread on Elon Musk taking over Sunderland.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/musk.1645665/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 They never learn, do they? Musk takes over successful businesses and then fucks them up , not the other way round 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 Have they gone from dreaming about how it’ll make them better than us (because that’s THE most important thing) to fighting with each other about something unlikely to ever happen yet? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 Eyz in bed with Trump who’s in bed with the Sow-deyz, marra. Shewerly, that’s indirectly against everything they tak a stand against. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Eyz in bed with Trump who’s in bed with the Sow-deyz, marra. Shewerly, that’s indirectly against everything they tak a stand against. I think you’ll find he’s a gyneyus, who tells it like it is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11540 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 1 hour ago, Alex said: Have they gone from dreaming about how it’ll make them better than us (because that’s THE most important thing) to fighting with each other about something unlikely to ever happen yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21978 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 On 09/12/2024 at 02:32, TheTacoTaker said: Just when you think RTG can't be more strange they start a thread on Elon Musk taking over Sunderland.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/musk.1645665/ Think you've understated how amusing the opening post is marra. Of course Musk will buy them, he's a MLF! Also 29 pages of this insanity! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 48 minutes ago, ewerk said: Fuck sake. Wor lass is going to be crushed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted Monday at 10:08 Share Posted Monday at 10:08 On 10/12/2024 at 16:49, Dazzler said: Fuck sake. Wor lass is going to be crushed. You put on the Christmas timber already? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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