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Well marras I was in the lower south western quarter of Blackpool just heading in to the mowest expensivist tapas bar I could find, win this grayevy stained cunt of a deck chair came blowing past iz.

I just stood in front of the bassa and windmilled the cunt so hard I busted me wankin fist. The police were so impressed they airlifted me to hospital and gave me a bionic hand. Now am the mayor of Blackpool coz they aal hate the mags.

FTM

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49 minutes ago, Dougle said:

Well marras I was in the lower south western quarter of Blackpool just heading in to the mowest expensivist tapas bar I could find, win this grayevy stained cunt of a deck chair came blowing past iz.

 

I just stood in front of the bassa and windmilled the cunt so hard I busted me wankin fist. The police were so impressed they airlifted me to hospital and gave me a bionic hand. Now am the mayor of Blackpool coz they aal hate the mags.

 

FTM

 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Can't help but feel it was a bit light on detail about the two car parks. 

“Ah meayn, the wadnt compareuh to Nissan, marra, but it was cleyahly a classy playuce cuz it had two car parks! 
Mebbeyuz it’s cuz horseless vehyiclez are still magical to us, but ah wiz just blown awayuh that in such a modern thing tha wuz a fan of massive lads. 
FTM, MLF, PLO, IRA an’ that”

 

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58 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“Ah meayn, the wadnt compareuh to Nissan, marra, but it was cleyahly a classy playuce because it had two car parks! 
Mebbeyuz it’s because horseless vehyiclez are still magical to us, but ah wiz just blown awayuh that in such a modern thing tha wuz a fan of massive lads. 
FTM, MLF, PLO, IRA an’ that…and of course, the genocide”

 

MLFdYP

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On 07/12/2024 at 12:54, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hardly any cunt there again today. Official attendance: 45,659

All the DALFs. 
Distinctly Average Lads Fans. 

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Have they gone from dreaming about how it’ll make them better than us (because that’s THE most important thing) to fighting with each other about something unlikely to ever happen yet? 

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Eyz in bed with Trump who’s in bed with the Sow-deyz, marra. Shewerly, that’s indirectly against everything they tak a stand against.

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Eyz in bed with Trump who’s in bed with the Sow-deyz, marra. Shewerly, that’s indirectly against everything they tak a stand against.

I think you’ll find he’s a gyneyus, who tells it like it is. 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Have they gone from dreaming about how it’ll make them better than us (because that’s THE most important thing) to fighting with each other about something unlikely to ever happen yet? 

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On 09/12/2024 at 02:32, TheTacoTaker said:

Just when you think RTG can't be more strange they start a thread on Elon Musk taking over Sunderland....

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/musk.1645665/

 

Think you've understated how amusing the opening post is marra. Of course Musk will buy them, he's a MLF! 

 

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Also 29 pages of this insanity! :lol:

 

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If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual.

 

” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! 
Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

 

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