Optimistic Nut 188 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Jack Clarke v Amad Diallo must be their biggest highlight since 6 in a row. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Who’s their next superstar that will go on to warm a promoted sides bench? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: the Ramsey’s Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Who? The unfunny one from the Hebburn series years ago and his even less funny missus. Comedy for housewives, so in 2024 it’s comedy for no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Living vicariously through another former player. I am trying to work out who the other player was that doubled up on him. Trippier (who was in utterly woeful form at the time) had no need for help iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3384 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Is this the lad with the horrendous Grealish thing on the top of his heed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 That's the one aye. Poundland version of the poundland Grealish at Nottingham 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Heron Foods Grealish 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Hang on, I've only just realised he's not even from Sunderland. Following the careers of Henderson or Pickford and wishing them well makes sense up to a point, same as we've always kept a soft spot for Gazza or whoever, but Clarke is from York and only joined them after spells with Leeds and Spurs?! I assumed he must be a local lad the way they're so attached to him 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 10 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Hang on, I've only just realised he's not even from Sunderland. Following the careers of Henderson or Pickford and wishing them well makes sense up to a point, same as we've always kept a soft spot for Gazza or whoever, but Clarke is from York and only joined them after spells with Leeds and Spurs?! I assumed he must be a local lad the way they're so attached to him "York was aaalwayahs County Dehrum back when it was called Eoforwīc. That's bascialley sun'lin when yeh think about it. Aah heyeh King Alfred hated the mags anaal." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 They talk about him like he led them to some glory but did he even play for them when they won the Papa John’s Trophy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21980 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 4 hours ago, Meenzer said: Hang on, I've only just realised he's not even from Sunderland. Following the careers of Henderson or Pickford and wishing them well makes sense up to a point, same as we've always kept a soft spot for Gazza or whoever, but Clarke is from York and only joined them after spells with Leeds and Spurs?! I assumed he must be a local lad the way they're so attached to him Yep. The way that go on about Luke Onion you'd think he was a born and bred fan of massive lads, considering he's an icon to them and also shit at football. He's from, checks notes, Hemel Hempstead. Then you've Bellingham who's a brummy, and theres Rigg who is from Hebburn and who's family support Newcastle. Their goal keeper is from North Shields too. I don't think any other players are local and in fact 65% of the squad is foreign, mainly from the French lower leagues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted November 26 Share Posted November 26 If they keep flirting with the automatic places then their manager will be leaving them for relegation fodder in the premier league once the managerial merry go round kicks into full gear. They'll get to live vicariously through him next until he's managing Southampton against them next season whilst they complain about Heckinbottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 188 Posted November 29 Share Posted November 29 I see they've started to turn on the manager a bit tonight. They're literally having their best season in about 8 years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 635 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 (edited) Rinse & repeat well underway on groomers 😂. Ere marra if wuz dinnit win soown, the seyson is garn doownhill, wuz neyd sewper Kev or Bally …FTM Edited November 30 by BobHopeandNoHope 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46014 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 "WHY'S IT NEVER US CELEBRAYUTUN?!" Because you stink. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9918 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 I watched 20 mins or so of the first half, they actually played some really nice stuff, which was a surprise, Sheffield Utd looked dogshit, pleasantly surprised by the result. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: I watched 20 mins or so of the first half, they actually played some really nice stuff, which was a surprise, Sheffield Utd looked dogshit, pleasantly surprised by the result. they were top and 6 points ahead of sheffield united at the beginning of this month. they're 4th and 5 points behind them now. been a canny november for the mackem cunts though, we got beat off west ham. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 This clip seems appropriate … ( It’s the end of The French Connection). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21980 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 The most epic story of the year so far. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 2 minutes ago, Renton said: The most epic story of the year so far. Footy paraphernalia in a car? Mag behaviour that, marra. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3384 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 27 minutes ago, Renton said: The most epic story of the year so far. Brought tears to my eyes that story did. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35568 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 58 minutes ago, Renton said: The most epic story of the year so far. Makes you think 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 “safc air freshener” The most redundant product ever made. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46014 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 On 30/11/2024 at 06:34, Gemmill said: "WHY'S IT NEVER US CELEBRAYUTUN?!" Because you stink. Their ground must fucking reek on a match day for them to be branding their own air fresheners. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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