Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 2 hours ago, David Kelly said: To be fair most of Sunderland is like it's still 1792. Well the better parts at least! Fyp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 156 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BeGuChTgc/ Says a lot about them that the clip they show to celebrate him is him nearly scoring a 40-yard epic own goal.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35103 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 I could never quite work out if that Sunderland Global Media page / website was a pisstake or the person behind it just an idiot. Although the earnestness suggests the latter. Apart from that clip the fact they rate ‘Bally’ so highly sums them up. He’d just be another clogger who past through the club if it was NUFC. Even in one of the prolonged periods when we weren’t very good 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 Just came across one of those shit videos the PL put out online from time to time, this one was PL Shock Defeats, basically using Ipswich beating Spurs the other day as an example of 'minnows' upsetting the applecart so you've got Blackpool beating Liverpool, Burnley beating some cunt else bigger, Watford beating Liverpool etc on there. Sunderland feature twice for them beating Man City and another time when they beat Chelsea. Gerrin!!! Hang on a minute, I think the PL are insinuating something here....? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted Thursday at 18:09 Share Posted Thursday at 18:09 So after my venture into high brow Latin mysticism I have returned to more familiar ground; the ex footballer’s autobiography… so I’ll open it to the floor…. how much “literary time” does the author give to his two seasons playing for a certain football club in the North East of England? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted Thursday at 18:12 Share Posted Thursday at 18:12 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: So after my venture into high brow Latin mysticism I have returned to more familiar ground; the ex footballer’s autobiography… so I’ll open it to the floor…. how much “literary time” does the author give to his two seasons playing for a certain football club in the North East of England? To quote Don King, 'Slim to none..... And Slim's just left town." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9248 Posted Friday at 07:47 Share Posted Friday at 07:47 (edited) 13 hours ago, PaddockLad said: So after my venture into high brow Latin mysticism I have returned to more familiar ground; the ex footballer’s autobiography… so I’ll open it to the floor…. how much “literary time” does the author give to his two seasons playing for a certain football club in the North East of England? I met mccoist in the departure lounge at basel airport the day after our 2nd leg semi final defeat in marseille and had a couple of beers with him. could well have been that he'd been to the match himself as part of the commentary team, I can't remember now. anyway..... I was still bitterly disappointed at our exit and was in full whinge mode about it perhaps being time for robson to move to a job upstairs and let a younger nan take the reins and I think my good mate ally thought I was talking shite. just wondering, did he dedicate a chapter to this chance encounter? seem to recall him saying at the time it was one of the most scintillating football conversations he'd ever had. Edited Friday at 08:05 by thebrokendoll 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9455 Posted Friday at 09:45 Share Posted Friday at 09:45 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said: I met mccoist in the departure lounge at basel airport the day after our 2nd leg semi final defeat in marseille and had a couple of beers with him. could well have been that he'd been to the match himself as part of the commentary team, I can't remember now. anyway..... I was still bitterly disappointed at our exit and was in full whinge mode about it perhaps being time for robson to move to a job upstairs and let a younger nan take the reins and I think my good mate ally thought I was talking shite. just wondering, did he dedicate a chapter to this chance encounter? seem to recall him saying at the time it was one of the most scintillating football conversations he'd ever had. He did indeed reference it, it's in chapter 7 entitled "Gobshite Stalkers " 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35103 Posted Friday at 10:29 Share Posted Friday at 10:29 41 minutes ago, Toonpack said: He did indeed reference it, it's in chapter 7 entitled "Gobshite Stalkers on LSD " FYP 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35103 Posted Friday at 11:55 Share Posted Friday at 11:55 Is there a thread on there on this yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9785 Posted Friday at 12:04 Share Posted Friday at 12:04 Mentally disabled is the answer you're looking for, marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9785 Posted Friday at 12:05 Share Posted Friday at 12:05 10 minutes ago, Alex said: Is there a thread on there on this yet? Aye, but only the 11 pages so it's not like a big deal or anything. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted Friday at 12:51 Share Posted Friday at 12:51 43 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Aye, but only the 11 pages so it's not like a big deal or anything. 11? That’s nowt compared to the chapters and chapters we posted on here when Beyonce Getoncefree wiggled her butt at the SoS back in …whenever? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted Saturday at 17:08 Share Posted Saturday at 17:08 Good result for them away to Millwall I've just seen. I'm assuming they'll have windmilled all the Millwall fans today or the Millwall fans have had a pint with them, told them of their great respect for Sunderland and how they both hate the Mags anaarl. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted Saturday at 17:23 Share Posted Saturday at 17:23 It was a late KO and Millwall have a 93rd minute equaliser. Oh well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21640 Posted Saturday at 17:24 Share Posted Saturday at 17:24 Extra time equaliser for Millwall. Oh dear, still not a bad result, all things considered. Still time for their weekend to be ruined - on Monday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9248 Posted Saturday at 20:38 Share Posted Saturday at 20:38 (edited) football's finished, strictly's finished and the wheel pops up next. first contestant is a young lassies from newcastle who proclaims.... whey geordies yes! expect michael mccintyre to be their next figure of unadulterated hate. Edited Saturday at 20:39 by thebrokendoll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted Saturday at 20:42 Share Posted Saturday at 20:42 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: expect michael mccintyre to be their next figure of unadulterated hate. I mean, even a stopped clock etc 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted Saturday at 21:17 Share Posted Saturday at 21:17 33 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said: I mean, even a stopped clock etc Both him Phil Jupitus share the attributes of being comedians that aren’t remotely funny, and a belief that the can “do” a Geordie accent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9248 Posted Saturday at 21:32 Share Posted Saturday at 21:32 geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted Saturday at 21:40 Share Posted Saturday at 21:40 7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel. In a rare moment of kinship with our Medieval Marra’s down the road, I’m going to have to ask you to explain The Wheel to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9248 Posted Saturday at 21:51 Share Posted Saturday at 21:51 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: In a rare moment of kinship with our Medieval Marra’s down the road, I’m going to have to ask you to explain The Wheel to me? invented by the sumerian people. hosted by a genial cockney comedian. bought by murdering camel humpers. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 156 Posted Sunday at 09:36 Share Posted Sunday at 09:36 4 draws in a row and haven't pulled away from the likes of Leeds, Burnley, Sheff Utd, Boro who will eventually all click. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted Sunday at 10:44 Share Posted Sunday at 10:44 1 hour ago, Optimistic Nut said: 4 draws in a row and haven't pulled away from the likes of Leeds, Burnley, Sheff Utd, Boro who will eventually all click. They’ll be introducing Reygis Le Briys to the Magic Roundabout soon then… Including caretakers, 33 managers since Monkeys Heed. 21 without counting caretakers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9785 Posted Sunday at 15:40 Share Posted Sunday at 15:40 18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Both him Phil Jupitus share the attributes of being comedians that aren’t remotely funny, and a belief that the can “do” a Geordie accent. Both of them are comedic geniuses compared to the Ramsey’s who were both on as “celebrity” guests. They also ruined a Scottish woman’s (who I believe was terminally ill) evening twice because they are both thick as whale spunk. The Jock wife absolutely idolised them too and strummed herself to their podcast. I reckon them days are done now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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