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I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Some of the above may be exaggerated). ;)

 

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12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Some of the above may be exaggerated). ;)

 

It's that bit. This would require a certain level of self-awareness and shame that the average fan of massive lads simply does not possess.

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They bang on about us being obsessed with them but there’s people on RTG who would murder Dawn Thewlis if they had the chance I reckon. 

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7 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

They fucking hate her because of a perceived favouring of NUFC. Meanwhile Jeff Brown is a proper dyed in the wool Mackem and does anyone give a shit about him presenting the sports bit on Look North. 
It’s proper pathological hatred with some of them :lol: 

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On 15/11/2024 at 08:56, Renton said:

It's that special time of year again.

The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever.

After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection.

 

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that threads on 8 pages now of hate and absolute delusion that fender has fucked his career by embracing nufc.

no one's mentioned yet that his new album will be available in black and white stripes so it's probably save to assume they don't know, once it comes out there'll be a fair few of the stupid cunts spontaneously combusting......  :lol:

 

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19 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Never watched look north for about twenty years, they watch it every Monday like it's 1992. 

To be fair most of Sunderland is like it's still 1992.  Well the better parts at least!

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Look North’s one of those things you might catch some of occasionally by accident. Local news programs are largely redundant anyway but nothing more so than their day / two day old sports roundups on a Monday teatime. But they seem to watch it religiously and get constantly wound up by it 

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Just now, Alex said:

Look North’s one of those things you might catch some of occasionally by accident. Local news programs are largely redundant anyway but nothing more so than their day / two day old sports roundups on a Monday teatime. But they seem to watch it religiously and get constantly wound up by it 

Getting wound up by perceived wrongs is one of the things that makes you a mackem.  It's like fucking seagulls, defending nonces, casual racism, shitting in your seat at the ground and marrying your sister/mother.  It's in their DNA. 

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"Now for all you Sunderland fans, we've got Doug Buggerall out of his nursing home to give you his match telephone report from Roker Park live from 1992....."

 

 

 

"Sunderland fans might've been expecting a great start to the season but were soon to be disappointed when Newcastle United won earlier in the day so it was a subdued Roker at kick off....."

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