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[Dazzler 9600]

6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

never forget the mole, fender's biggest fan....

 

Translation anyone? I understood about 25% of this.

[RobinRobin 11202]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Translation anyone? I understood about 25% of this.

[Howmanheyman 32940]

I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Some of the above may be exaggerated).

 

[Dazzler 9600]

12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I once had to go to a house in Sunderland about a job, the couple in their mid thirties were babysitting their grandkid, the lass asked the lad to bring through the bairns nappy from the bedroom. He goes to the bedroom then comes back with something in his hand. Their lass then shouted, "That's me fanny pads, Jahdon!!! Ya showing wa right up, ee-a in front of this Mag, like."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Some of the above may be exaggerated).

 

It's that bit. This would require a certain level of self-awareness and shame that the average fan of massive lads simply does not possess.

[Alex 34968]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

(Some of the above may be exaggerated).

 

The bit where the lass was embarrassed? 

[Dazzler 9600]

 

 

Obviously, they gave pickford MOTM

[Monkeys Fist 42224]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Some of the above may be exaggerated).

The bit where you missed off the word “great” in front of grandkid? 

[Renton 21467]

I just hope Sam Fender doesn't read the SMB, I dunno how anyone could survive the ascerbic wit of the MLFs. 

 

[Alex 34968]

They bang on about us being obsessed with them but there’s people on RTG who would murder Dawn Thewlis if they had the chance I reckon. 

[Tdansmith 3253]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

They bang on about us being obsessed with them but there’s people on RTG who would murder Dawn Thewlis if they had the chance I reckon. 

It's not as if it's a new thing, they've had a few threads about her in the past 😂

 

2010

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-look-north.534545/

 

2012

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.668369/

 

2013

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/do-you-reckon-dawn-thewlis-is.781257/

 

2014

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1009786/

 

2015

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1152172/

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/we-need-a-dawn-thewlis-thread.1082349/

 

2016

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-in-im-not-a-mag-shock.1211622/

 

2017

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1332990/

 

[Alex 34968]

7 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

It's not as if it's a new thing, they've had a few threads about her in the past 😂

 

2010

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-look-north.534545/

 

2012

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.668369/

 

2013

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/do-you-reckon-dawn-thewlis-is.781257/

 

2014

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1009786/

 

2015

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1152172/

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/we-need-a-dawn-thewlis-thread.1082349/

 

2016

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis-in-im-not-a-mag-shock.1211622/

 

2017

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dawn-thewlis.1332990/

 

They fucking hate her because of a perceived favouring of NUFC. Meanwhile Jeff Brown is a proper dyed in the wool Mackem and does anyone give a shit about him presenting the sports bit on Look North. 
It’s proper pathological hatred with some of them