aimaad22 4156 Posted November 13 Share Posted November 13 3 hours ago, The Fish said: How the feck did he know that's exactly the thing on my mind every day?? How did we play in the CL and a cup final while they battered league one for six seasons no less?? How did it come to this? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted November 13 Share Posted November 13 1 hour ago, aimaad22 said: How did we play in the CL and a cup final while they got battered in league one for six seasons no less?? Slight FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted November 13 Share Posted November 13 No no no. They decided to stay in league one and show those teams who's boss, 6 years for good measure so they dont forget it. Then and only then could the march to our doorstep begin. Keep up MF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 11 hours ago, The Fish said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21570 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 So, let's try to guess which current central defender this SMB is talking about. Van Dijk? Stones, Diaz? Maybe further afield someone like Bastoni? No, he's talking about a mackem player. He's talking about Luke Onion. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21570 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland. Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. You can't judge him off one photo, there's layers to the man. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Good way to tire the opposition out tbf. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21570 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 (edited) 1 minute ago, The Fish said: You can't judge him off one photo, there's layers to the man. Well whatever, whenever I watch him play I cry laughing. Edit: funny thing was, he wasn't even sent off for that. I dunno, I think legalising unsolicited piggy backs is a slippery slope. Edited November 14 by Renton 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. "'ere man, that was when ee was a centeh midfeyldeh man - back when ee was the second coming of Zidane. Eez transformed into the best centeh half in the world now. Everything the barcodes say about Joelinton's (thug) transformation tha aahn'ly wish his imprewvment was at the levels of Lewky boy." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 1 minute ago, Renton said: Well whatever, whenever I watch him play I cry laughing. I've tried to think of another onion pun, but I guess that's shallot. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Joey Barton also shares the same dark hair and both are failed centre midfielders with the temperament to assault teenagers. That’s a better comparison for me, if only because the MLFs love Barton. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........ I would say that, as a player, he’s about as good as Beckenbauer’s hair was at Italia 90. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Luke Onion reminds me of Pheeeelleeep Albert, because after he retired he sold onions, and always had one in his pocket… … probably. Edit; Here’s Phillipe giving his mate, Herge’s Adventures of Tin Tin, a sneaky peak at his pocket onion behind the fruit stand. What a lad! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Luke Onion reminds me of Pheeeelleeep Albert, because after he retired he sold onions, and always had one in his pocket… … probably. Edit; Here’s Phillipe giving his mate, Herge’s Adventures of Tin Tin, a sneaky peak at his pocket onion behind the fruit stand. What a lad! Fucking hell someone get Taylor and Bestie on the phone and let them know we’ve found him. They can finally finish their documentary. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21570 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 (edited) It's that special time of year again. The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever. After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection. Edited November 15 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 30 minutes ago, Renton said: It's that special time of year again. The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever. After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection. I wonder if the Norwich fans are as up a height about the ginger singer who sponsors Ipswich Town? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I wonder if the Norwich fans are as up a height about the ginger singer who sponsors Ipswich Town? Why would they care when they’ve got pissed Delia giving it the big ‘un ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Why would they care when they’ve got pissed Delia giving it the big ‘un ? "Oi Ginge! Werewerr arrrrew yew? Let's be 'avving yew......." "..... Round for dinner, bring your guitar, I'll make the food. Werrerr all friends here." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 51 minutes ago, Renton said: It's that special time of year again. The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever. After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 1 hour ago, Renton said: It's that special time of year again. The time of year when the SMB of MLFs come together to howl at the moon about Sam Fender, for no reason whatsoever. After all, the SMB need another Sam Fender thread to add to their collection. I bet he's terribly disappointed at disappointing a MLF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33121 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 Most of them would be tearing the head off it if Fender was an MLF let's be honest. I'm not bothered in the slightest about him, good luck to the kid but it's not my cup of tea, the mackems give him waaaaay more thought than I do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 never forget the mole, fender's biggest fan.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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