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Not my experience unfortunately. I did a tour of the San Siro recently. The tour guide asked which club I supported. I said "Newcastle" with a grin on my face. He just looked puzzled.   "Kev

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  On 12/11/2024 at 08:46, Renton said:

I'm trying to work out any scenario that would work. I'm guessing it's intended for a gay brother and his partner? Talk about niche. 

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My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner". <_< 

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My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner". <_< 

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They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like. ;)

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My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner". <_< 

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Actually I’m in need of a good male gay funny mug.

 

The girls all buy this one, but I need a male equivalent if you have any suggestions.

 

 

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Asked chatGPT

 

Here are some fun, cheeky, and slightly rude mug ideas that would make any gay man chuckle:

  1. "Not Today, Hetero"
    A mug with bold lettering that playfully pokes at straight culture, perfect for a sassy morning coffee.

  2. "Spilling Tea and Serving Shade"
    Embrace the gay culture of spilling tea and throwing shade with this fabulous catchphrase.

  3. "100% Organic Gay Vibes"
    A humorous twist on all those "organic" labels, celebrating his natural, fabulous self.

  4. "Sashay Away"
    Inspired by RuPaul’s Drag Race, perfect for a dramatic coffee break.

  5. "Yes, I’m Flawless. Yes, You’re Jealous."
    A confidence booster with a wink, ideal for the unapologetically fabulous.

  6. "Sassy Since Birth"
    Bold and straightforward, this mug proudly claims the sassy status.

  7. "Good Morning to Everyone Except People Who Don’t Get My Jokes"
    A little bit shady and very relatable, this one is perfect for someone with a sharp wit.

  8. "Certified Drama King"
    Ideal for someone who knows how to serve drama with a smile.

  9. "Straight Outta Closet"
    A playful parody of Straight Outta Compton, celebrating the pride journey.

  10. "I'm Not Yelling, I'm Just Excited (and a Little Extra)"
    Perfect for someone who brings big energy to every conversation.

  11. "Serving Looks, Not Breakfast"
    A fun warning that he’s here to look good, not necessarily cook for anyone.

  12. "More Than Just a Pretty Face (but also that)"
    Great for the one who knows their worth—and their face!

  13. "Can’t Even Think Straight"
    A classic joke about being gay, served with a coffee pun.

  14. "I Woke Up Like This: Fabulous"
    Celebrating the effortless fabulousness that’s part of his charm.

  15. "Warning: May Break into Song"
    For the musical lover who can’t resist belting out a tune now and then.

Are you chuckling @Meenzer , Please tell me you're chuckling :lol: 

 

 

 

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  On 12/11/2024 at 12:49, Christmas Tree said:

Asked chatGPT

 

Here are some fun, cheeky, and slightly rude mug ideas that would make any gay man chuckle:

  1. "Not Today, Hetero"
    A mug with bold lettering that playfully pokes at straight culture, perfect for a sassy morning coffee.

  2. "Spilling Tea and Serving Shade"
    Embrace the gay culture of spilling tea and throwing shade with this fabulous catchphrase.

  3. "100% Organic Gay Vibes"
    A humorous twist on all those "organic" labels, celebrating his natural, fabulous self.

  4. "Sashay Away"
    Inspired by RuPaul’s Drag Race, perfect for a dramatic coffee break.

  5. "Yes, I’m Flawless. Yes, You’re Jealous."
    A confidence booster with a wink, ideal for the unapologetically fabulous.

  6. "Sassy Since Birth"
    Bold and straightforward, this mug proudly claims the sassy status.

  7. "Good Morning to Everyone Except People Who Don’t Get My Jokes"
    A little bit shady and very relatable, this one is perfect for someone with a sharp wit.

  8. "Certified Drama King"
    Ideal for someone who knows how to serve drama with a smile.

  9. "Straight Outta Closet"
    A playful parody of Straight Outta Compton, celebrating the pride journey.

  10. "I'm Not Yelling, I'm Just Excited (and a Little Extra)"
    Perfect for someone who brings big energy to every conversation.

  11. "Serving Looks, Not Breakfast"
    A fun warning that he’s here to look good, not necessarily cook for anyone.

  12. "More Than Just a Pretty Face (but also that)"
    Great for the one who knows their worth—and their face!

  13. "Can’t Even Think Straight"
    A classic joke about being gay, served with a coffee pun.

  14. "I Woke Up Like This: Fabulous"
    Celebrating the effortless fabulousness that’s part of his charm.

  15. "Warning: May Break into Song"
    For the musical lover who can’t resist belting out a tune now and then.

Are you chuckling @Meenzer , Please tell me you're chuckling :lol: 

 

 

 

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I mean they're a bit subtle for me. Have you not got anything more direct or a bit stereotypical? 

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No no no. They decided to stay in league one and show those teams who's boss, 6 years for good measure so they dont forget it. Then and only then could the march to our doorstep begin. 

 

Keep up MF :huff: 

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So, let's try to guess which current central defender this SMB is talking about. Van Dijk? Stones, Diaz? Maybe further afield someone like Bastoni? 

 

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No, he's talking about a mackem player. He's talking about Luke Onion. :lol:

 

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