thebrokendoll 10623 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 (edited) On 31/10/2024 at 11:33, Monkeys Fist said: Tak some chips, from the chinkies if the mrsister is busy having another bairn. Tak some cheeyse. Mix them up in a box or summat. Wallah- Cheeysey Chips! Expand don't mention young lassies and the chinkies..... they'll all burst in to song. Edited October 31, 2024 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10623 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 11:35, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Is £440 m bang on or are you being conservative? Expand I've no idea mate, I saw it on a rare visit to n.o., I just assumed the poster had done their research 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 11:33, Monkeys Fist said: Tak some chips, from the chinkies if the mrsister is busy having another bairn. Tak some cheeyse. Mix them up in a box or summat. Wallah- Cheeysey Chips! Expand Page 3 - Wey have Dicksons at home Garn to Lidl and buy the cheypest, shittest sausages. Whilst ya there chaw some stotteys, and peyse pudding. Once tha Nigereyin with the SIA badge stops chasing yeh, mak ya way home. Stick the sausages in the air fryer and cut yeh stotteys and lather them up in the hoistey peayse pudding. Put the chip pan on and stick some gravey granewls in the centuries old lard once it's melted. Put that mess in your best sports direct mug. Whack the under cewked sausages in the bun. Dip in the mug, and enjoy tha best savaloy dip money won't buy, marras. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45906 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 Panackulty Tak some tayties, carrots and onions from next door’s allotment, and give it some with a shiv. Scrayup out the chip pan, put the salad bits in, then follow Callum the staffie with ya pan until he drops a shite on the carpet. Put it in with the salad, cewk it on a lightbulb for a week, then eayt it with a bap. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45906 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 Btw, of course, they have a thread about the above culinary abomination https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pan-haggerty-v-panackality.711879/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 Page 5 That's it, marra if yeh still looking for something to eayt you'll either neyd to garn back to page 1, or have yeh tried eayting yeh sister mars beyf curtains? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45906 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 12:03, Dazzler said: Page 5 That's it, marra if yeh still looking for something to eayt you'll either neyd to garn back to page 1, or have yeh tried eayting yeh sister mars beyf curtains? Expand I was going to say, it clearly doesn’t show how thick the book isn’t in the picture- no way there’s more than 3 pages 2 of them will be pictures. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 12:10, Monkeys Fist said: I was going to say, it clearly doesn’t show how thick the book isn’t in the picture- no way there’s more than 3 pages 2 of them will be pictures. Expand The Mackem Cewk Sheyt (one side of A4) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11927 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 (edited) On 31/10/2024 at 11:56, Monkeys Fist said: Panackulty Tak some tayties, carrots and onions from next door’s allotment, and give it some with a shiv. Scrayup out the chip pan, put the salad bits in, then follow Callum the staffie with ya pan until he drops a shite on the carpet. Put it in with the salad, cewk it on a lightbulb for a week, then eayt it with a bap. Expand Triggered a memory - Back in the day when the Megadrive was the thing, I used to buy 2nd hand games from ads in the yellow paper for the kids. One time went to deepest darkest mackemville, even the A to Z page (nee satnav back then) was headed "are you sure". Any way gets to the gaff and knock on door, door opens a crack and voice says "ye ok with dergs" aye says I and am let in, greeted by a huge pitbull, "it's ok he's friendly" says blokey and in fairness he was, big soft attention seeking massive jawed lump tbh. So does deal, gets up to leave and my new friend the pitbull decides thats the time to have playfull/friendly jump up at me as dogs sometimes do. Bloke tells dog off and shouts "Bludgeon, get down". I mean, Bludgeon for fucks sake !!!!! Edited October 31, 2024 by Toonpack 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45906 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 You sure it wasn’t spelled “Bludging”? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10623 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 14:24, Toonpack said: Triggered a memory - Back in the day when the Megadrive was the thing, I used to buy 2nd hand games from ads in the yellow paper for the kids. One time went to deepest darkest mackemville, even the A to Z page (nee satnav back then) was headed "are you sure". Any way gets to the gaff and knock on door, door opens a crack and voice says "ye ok with dergs" aye says I and am let in, greeted by a huge pitbull, "it's ok he's friendly" says blokey and in fairness he was, big soft attention seeking massive jawed lump tbh. So does deal, gets up to leave and my new friend the pitbull decides thats the time to have playfull/friendly jump up at me as dogs sometimes do. Bloke tells dog off and shouts "Bludgeon, get down". I mean, Bludgeon for fucks sake !!!!! Expand mine's called bonecrusher. can't really say why. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 14:32, thebrokendoll said: mine's called bonecrusher. can't really say why. Expand He's a chihuahua isn't he? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 30/10/2024 at 22:43, Tdansmith said: They had yet another NUFC match thread tonight. "Won the 'we beat Chelsea reserves at home cup'" from mackem hero/bell-end Keith 😂 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-chelsea-carabao-cup-round-four-kick-off-7-45pm-sky-sports.1643540/page-13 The meltdown now we've been drawn at home to Brentford will be epic ! Expand The meltdown actually must have been epic.....off it goes to parnsnip 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37536 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 14:24, Toonpack said: Triggered a memory - Back in the day when the Megadrive was the thing, I used to buy 2nd hand games from ads in the yellow paper for the kids. One time went to deepest darkest mackemville, even the A to Z page (nee satnav back then) was headed "are you sure". Any way gets to the gaff and knock on door, door opens a crack and voice says "ye ok with dergs" aye says I and am let in, greeted by a huge pitbull, "it's ok he's friendly" says blokey and in fairness he was, big soft attention seeking massive jawed lump tbh. So does deal, gets up to leave and my new friend the pitbull decides thats the time to have playfull/friendly jump up at me as dogs sometimes do. Bloke tells dog off and shouts "Bludgeon, get down". I mean, Bludgeon for fucks sake !!!!! Expand Are you sure 'bludgeon' wasn't an order and not the dog's name, TP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11927 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 (edited) On 31/10/2024 at 18:14, Howmanheyman said: Are you sure 'bludgeon' wasn't an order and not the dog's name, TP? Expand Well I escaped, limbs and throat intact, so probably not, just happy dog wasn't called Riptoshreds Edited October 31, 2024 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10623 Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 On 31/10/2024 at 14:39, Dazzler said: He's a chihuahua isn't he? Expand a bulky one, aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4311 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 Was that a picture of the Seaham Tommy on the worflags display? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37536 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 On 02/11/2024 at 12:31, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Was that a picture of the Seaham Tommy on the worflags display? Expand I hope so. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24274 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 On 02/11/2024 at 12:38, Howmanheyman said: I hope so. Expand Can you feel the fewm from here? Always thought Tommy was a war memorial for all, but no, apparently not. SMB. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10674 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51741 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 Ere gan tak anutha phowutowuh of yer fuckun dinna marra, ya stewpud southern cunt. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37536 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 Paid for by the sowdeyes that cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37502 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 Absolutely fucking mental, mental gymnastics over the Seaham Tommy thing. Like they’re offended but they’ve no idea why. Let alone coming close to articulating why. As an aside, I fucking hate almost all of it at this point. Not Remembrance or the war memorials marking the fallen. Just everything else and how it’s really just hijacked racist/nationalist/ jingoistic bollocks. White vans with big spitfire/Tommy/poppy/lest we forget etc. on them. Lest we forget what? You ignorant fucking cunts 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 On 02/11/2024 at 18:10, Howmanheyman said: Paid for by the sowdeyes that cunt. Expand If there isn’t a mackem on the comments of that going ape shit with the absolute racism I’ll be shocked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12430 Posted November 2, 2024 Share Posted November 2, 2024 On 02/11/2024 at 18:35, Alex said: Absolutely fucking mental, mental gymnastics over the Seaham Tommy thing. Like they’re offended but they’ve no idea why. Let alone coming close to articulating why. As an aside, I fucking hate almost all of it at this point. Not Remembrance or the war memorials marking the fallen. Just everything else and how it’s really just hijacked racist/nationalist/ jingoistic bollocks. White vans with big spitfire/Tommy/poppy/lest we forget etc. on them. Lest we forget what? You ignorant fucking cunts Expand I’d get it if the statue was in Sunderland and not *checks notes* County Durham. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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