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22 hours ago, Dazzler said:

What are you talking about? He loved it here. See exhibit A:

 

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One of my favourite NUFC pics of the last 10 years, this. He'd just starred for France at the Euros, hadn't found himself a move just yet and for a short spell looked like he was going to stay, I'm sure Rafa even nearly picked him for our third game after we'd lost the first two. 

 

Fair play to him for actually looking how he felt. :lol:

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Look North had a lass called Rachel Furness on the sports section last night. She's a current member of Newcastle Women's team and was formerly from Sunderland's team, and is from Washington. 

The SMB are obsessed with Look North and for some reason just can't hide their blatant mysogny, whether it be bizarrely about Dawn Thewliss, or Carole Malia. This lass was poor, she look terrified and stumbled quite badly at first. Any normal person would show some sympathy but this lot, no, they just can't hide their hatred. Classy behaviour for the moral guardians of the North East. 👍

 

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28 minutes ago, Renton said:

Look North had a lass called Rachel Furness on the sports section last night. She's a current member of Newcastle Women's team and was formerly from Sunderland's team, and is from Washington. 

The SMB are obsessed with Look North and for some reason just can't hide their blatant mysogny, whether it be bizarrely about Dawn Thewliss, or Carole Malia. This lass was poor, she look terrified and stumbled quite badly at first. Any normal person would show some sympathy but this lot, no, they just can't hide their hatred. Classy behaviour for the moral guardians of the North East. 👍

 

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So long as they don't incite throwing rocks at her they are morally superior to us, marra.

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They'll fill it with uncal mick, little mick, basic mick, decorative mick, ankle mick, avant-garde mick, belong mick, secretion mick, scenario mick, descent mick, ally mick, character mick, cool mick, opposite mick, diet mick, sow mick, grief mick, tropical mick, empirical mick, student mick, wage mick, patient mick, breathe mick, correspond mick, studio mick, clash mick, minor mick, vote mick, prescription mick, weed mick, emphasis mick, agriculture mick, suffer mick, blame mick, coincidence mick, deep mick, huge mick, sickness mick, dance mick, beg mick, reinforce mick, agreement mick, option mick, funny mick, position mick, simplicity mick, divorce mick, support mick, soil mick, grimace mick, shortage mick and prosecution mick.

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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They'll fill it with uncal mick, little mick, basic mick, decorative mick, ankle mick, avant-garde mick, belong mick, secretion mick, scenario mick, descent mick, ally mick, character mick, cool mick, opposite mick, diet mick, sow mick, grief mick, tropical mick, empirical mick, student mick, wage mick, patient mick, breathe mick, correspond mick, studio mick, clash mick, minor mick, vote mick, prescription mick, weed mick, emphasis mick, agriculture mick, suffer mick, blame mick, coincidence mick, deep mick, huge mick, sickness mick, dance mick, beg mick, reinforce mick, agreement mick, option mick, funny mick, position mick, simplicity mick, divorce mick, support mick, soil mick, grimace mick, shortage mick and prosecution mick.

Tropical sounds too forrin marra, and we dinnit dey grasses.

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Just now, ewerk said:

 

Named because he once spent a weekend in a caravan in Beamish.

"It's coz me dad uncal Mick enjoys a can of lilt with his chippy tea, and me sister Aunty Sharon sez that when Mick eayts hewge bits of pineapple it makes his willey gewp taste a bit better."

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18 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They'll fill it with uncal mick, little mick, basic mick, decorative mick, ankle mick, avant-garde mick, belong mick, secretion mick, scenario mick, descent mick, ally mick, character mick, cool mick, opposite mick, diet mick, sow mick, grief mick, tropical mick, empirical mick, student mick, wage mick, patient mick, breathe mick, correspond mick, studio mick, clash mick, minor mick, vote mick, prescription mick, weed mick, emphasis mick, agriculture mick, suffer mick, blame mick, coincidence mick, deep mick, huge mick, sickness mick, dance mick, beg mick, reinforce mick, agreement mick, option mick, funny mick, position mick, simplicity mick, divorce mick, support mick, soil mick, grimace mick, shortage mick and prosecution mick.

The only Mick's I'd want to meet.

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

Look North had a lass called Rachel Furness on the sports section last night. She's a current member of Newcastle Women's team and was formerly from Sunderland's team, and is from Washington. 

The SMB are obsessed with Look North and for some reason just can't hide their blatant mysogny, whether it be bizarrely about Dawn Thewliss, or Carole Malia. This lass was poor, she look terrified and stumbled quite badly at first. Any normal person would show some sympathy but this lot, no, they just can't hide their hatred. Classy behaviour for the moral guardians of the North East. 👍

 

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To most of us look north and northern life was somewhere you'd want to see the goals in a byegone era when there wasn't as much football on TV or we weren't in the first division so it was a chance to maybe watch the goals back for the first time on a Monday. But that's about 30 years ago. To quite a few of them it's still their reality. 13 or so miles apart but decades separate us. :lol: Also the fact they differentiate presenters into the Mag territory is quite amusing. I know Jeff Brown is a mackem but I couldn't give a fuck, I don't know if Dawn Thewlis supports NUFC or not although they've decided she is because they watch it religiously. Honestly, they're mental. :lol:

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

To most of us look north and northern life was somewhere you'd want to see the goals in a byegone era when there wasn't as much football on TV or we weren't in the first division so it was a chance to maybe watch the goals back for the first time on a Monday. But that's about 30 years ago. To quite a few of them it's still their reality. 13 or so miles apart but decades separate us. :lol: Also the fact they differentiate presenters into the Mag territory is quite amusing. I know Jeff Brown is a mackem but I couldn't give a fuck, I don't know if Dawn Thewlis supports NUFC or not although they've decided she is because they watch it religiously. Honestly, they're mental. :lol:

I think I have mentioned this before but they fucking despise Dawn Thewlis to pathological levels. As far as I know, her dad played a bit for Newcastle reserves in the 60s. Plus a bit of minor counties cricket for Northumberland. And that’s it :lol: 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

I think I have mentioned this before but they fucking despise Dawn Thewlis to pathological levels. As far as I know, her dad played a bit for Newcastle reserves in the 60s. Plus a bit of minor counties cricket for Northumberland. And that’s it :lol: 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I hope they all choke on the disgusting pizza. 

 

You, sir, know nothing about pizza and should shut your goddamn mouth.

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I discovered last week that genuine Neapolitan pizza is average at best. You built up my dreams only for me to have them crushed.

 

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1 hour ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Probably just a small thing, but a sign of the "rivalry" these days that Northumbria Police are happy for us to both play at home on the same night. :lol:

 

Would never have happened 10 years ago. 

Shift manager at Nissan gave it the thumbs up, so Plod was happy. 

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18 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

there's mackems in rome...

 

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my heart goes out to any poor juventus supporters who just happen to be innocently wandering about near the colloseum.  :(


Has to mention that he’s seen two tops :lol: He hasn’t, obviously, but it’s funny to imagine him thinking hard about which number would be a realistic amount. And he was still off by two 

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