ewerk 29987 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 I'm starting to see why he got bottles launched at his head. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34514 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Surprised he didn’t accidentally drop the act completely and sign off with - de youse hate the mags anarl? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43622 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 What a tosser, but also what a bunch of fucking planks that they're drawn to arsekissers like this. "Guys, I'm not saying this just to break my 'likes' PB but I tell you what, I ruddy well hate Newcastle United. I'm shaking my fist as I type this, I'm so annoyed by them. What do you lads think? Am I right to feel this way?" Eeee marra yer one of us. In some that would come across neeydy as fuck, desperate, and frankly pathetic but with you, it comes across as genuine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9057 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9057 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Oh no lads, they're on to us. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34514 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 A sad as fuck Scouse mackem or an equally tragic real mackem are both more probable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10639 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 40 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Oh no lads, they're on to us. Davey Blue 45, is Poe's Law incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9057 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20826 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh. That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is: The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags..... What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves. Edited September 20 by Renton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43622 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 45 is his favourite president. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 1 hour ago, Renton said: Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32355 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 🎵 We're too sexy for the smogs Too sexy for the smogs We...don't....use....our....bogs And we're Too sexy for the Mags Too sexy for the Mags We...can't...match...their....flags I'm a mackem, you know what I mean And my owner gave up our little cat bar Yeah, in the cat bar In the cat bar yeah He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar And I'm too sexy for Milano Too sexy for Milano We founded... Athletic....Bilbao And we're too sexy for your leyague Too sexy for your leyague No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 🎶 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32355 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 I tell you what, they talk about our luck? Boro's hit the crossbar and the mackems could've had a red card and it's only been on ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8950 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 (edited) Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷♂️ Edited September 21 by Toonpack 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9057 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷♂️ Black shat 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32355 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷♂️ The Black snails? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34514 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 31 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷♂️ Come on, it’s obviously a, erm, slug? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1289 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 It's the hoaxer's tache. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32355 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 The Lambton worm? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11241 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Looks more like a manky old banana to me. Although if the general consensus is it resembles Wearside Jacks tache, I'm happy to agree 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9057 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 “You are nowhere neyeh ti catching is George, despite my facial appendage beyn aah’ll oweh the stadeeum” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43622 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 It's a picture of the reason why they no longer build the bowuts on that river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41697 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷♂️ 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 754 Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 Uproar on rtg………Saudi national anthem was played at the Wembley boxing 🤣 WTF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10639 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG; Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money. Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything. The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa. Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead. I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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