Dazzler 9432 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 2 hours ago, Renton said: But then they would have got his Saudi work colleague marra. Unless he was warned in advance, along with the jews for some reason iirc. Aye the Jews were the original perpetrators in the conspiracy but the mackems can't be seen to be Antisemitic what with them being the bastions of moral virtue so have decided just to be Islamophobic instead because that is, of course, completely different. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34852 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 That’s tragic even by the low bar Roker Mackem normally sets for himself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9115 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 3 hours ago, Renton said: Take this wanker, why aye, this definitely happened. Hope this was worth a few likes on the SMB you sad wanker. hard pushed to believe he had anything much more than a very rudimentary education, never mind go to uni. the stupid, lying mackem cunt. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9432 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Hitting the third floor of a uni building would be pretty impressive tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: hard pushed to believe he had anything much more than a very rudimentary education, never mind go to uni. the stupid, lying mackem cunt. He was at uni cleaning the bogs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13797 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 in general at Roker Mackem. He should just have come out with “FTM” like that one kid and saved himself some embarrassment 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34852 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 20 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: in general at Roker Mackem. He should just have come out with “FTM” like that one kid and saved himself some embarrassment You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9432 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 27 minutes ago, Alex said: You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation. "Everyone on the plane started clapping. Before it went into the side of my uni building, marra" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 885 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: He was at uni cleaning the bogs Having been to Uni, I can quite confidently say the the cleaners are comfortably more intelligent than the majority of the students. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9251 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: hard pushed to believe he had anything much more than a very rudimentary education, never mind go to uni. the stupid, lying mackem cunt. Third shelf, fourth jar from the right, at work he's known as "specimen". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 3 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Having been to Uni, I can quite confidently say the the cleaners are comfortably more intelligent than the majority of the students. Did you go to Sunderland uni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32747 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland yewni? MLF'dYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3310 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: MLF'dYP 30 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland poly? Honested YP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9432 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 34 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland uni? I did and he tells no lies. The cleaners were chasing each other with bog brushes and still comfortably ahead of me in business studies. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9432 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Fucking hell man - A documentary about Jude Bellingham somehow becomes a documentary about Jobe Bellingham because said documentary mentions Jude Bellingham has a brother. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 On 17/10/2023 at 13:30, Renton said: Thinking Jobe is going to follow his brother to Real Madrid is surely fanciful at best, based on 10 games in that league. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32747 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: Fucking hell man - A documentary about Jude Bellingham somehow becomes a documentary about Jobe Bellingham because said documentary mentions Jude Bellingham has a brother. Like bairns diving on a wedding scramble money for ANYTHING that mentions the word Sunderland or one of their players... "Thu menshunned Sunalin ourJahdin, Jewde menshunned Sunalin on his Yewtewbe channel!!!! Gerrin!!!! Tak that Mags, tak fucking that!! Sunalin are back, Sunalin are back, hello! Hello!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21332 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 (edited) Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Edited September 13 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32747 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 "Sewpamac? Massive lads fan, marra. Yewsed to train with the lads on his day off at roker beych. Kept asking Joe Harvey for a free transfer to us but Joe said, no, I don't think so, despite him growing up being a massive lads fan himself and watching us every time we played in Yorkshire before he flewked three cup wins with the mags when he grew up as a player." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3215 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 13 minutes ago, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Without reading the thread, I'm going to say all these will get a mention Spat at Bobby Robson Bobby Robson was a MLF Mag at work Washington/Durham Mags NUFC doesn't exist anymore 92ers 6 in a row Relegated them Sportswashed Gravy 1 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21332 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 34 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Without reading the thread, I'm going to say all these will get a mention Spat at Bobby Robson Bobby Robson was a MLF Mag at work Washington/Durham Mags NUFC doesn't exist anymore 92ers 6 in a row Relegated them Sportswashed Gravy Oooh, all those but you miss out on house cos no mention of sir John Hall (MLF) jawdee nation as it dominates the thread somewhat. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4371 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 1 hour ago, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 I know from his autobiography (the one that never mentions being an MLF) that Milburn spent some time working as a journalist after he retired so I'd guess that if that were true about their programme it would have been a syndicated article as he covered the whole of the NE. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34852 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 14 hours ago, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 The alternative reality that is RTG delivers again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3215 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 I see rtg have moved our match thread...I wonder why 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 592 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Hope it’s ruined your weekend you sad mackem cunts, ….keywords will be, brown envelopes, wolves handed it to us, we’re spawny cunts, they’d beat us (yawn) not forgetting the genocide. Oh and FTM marra, they don’t exist anymore but I’ll spend every living moment obsessing over them but I don’t really care …I’d rather shag me sister/mam/auntie/dad/dog/cat/ than watch them gravy stained plastic cunts, even though I’ve just watched every minute of their match and made my knuckles bleed typing on Ready To Groom! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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