Ayatollah Hermione 14862 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 in general at Roker Mackem. He should just have come out with “FTM” like that one kid and saved himself some embarrassment 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37384 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 12:21, Ayatollah Hermione said: in general at Roker Mackem. He should just have come out with “FTM” like that one kid and saved himself some embarrassment Expand You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12292 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 12:44, Alex said: You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation. Expand "Everyone on the plane started clapping. Before it went into the side of my uni building, marra" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 1046 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 12:15, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: He was at uni cleaning the bogs Expand Having been to Uni, I can quite confidently say the the cleaners are comfortably more intelligent than the majority of the students. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11894 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 12:02, thebrokendoll said: hard pushed to believe he had anything much more than a very rudimentary education, never mind go to uni. the stupid, lying mackem cunt. Expand Third shelf, fourth jar from the right, at work he's known as "specimen". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4311 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 14:00, Billy Whitehurst said: Having been to Uni, I can quite confidently say the the cleaners are comfortably more intelligent than the majority of the students. Expand Did you go to Sunderland uni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37392 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 17:02, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland yewni? Expand MLF'dYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3768 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 17:17, Howmanheyman said: MLF'dYP Expand On 12/09/2024 at 17:02, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland poly? Expand Honested YP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12292 Posted September 12, 2024 Share Posted September 12, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 17:02, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Did you go to Sunderland uni? Expand I did and he tells no lies. The cleaners were chasing each other with bog brushes and still comfortably ahead of me in business studies. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12292 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 Fucking hell man - A documentary about Jude Bellingham somehow becomes a documentary about Jobe Bellingham because said documentary mentions Jude Bellingham has a brother. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33688 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 17/10/2023 at 12:30, Renton said: Thinking Jobe is going to follow his brother to Real Madrid is surely fanciful at best, based on 10 games in that league. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37392 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 13/09/2024 at 10:48, Dazzler said: Fucking hell man - A documentary about Jude Bellingham somehow becomes a documentary about Jobe Bellingham because said documentary mentions Jude Bellingham has a brother. Expand Like bairns diving on a wedding scramble money for ANYTHING that mentions the word Sunderland or one of their players... "Thu menshunned Sunalin ourJahdin, Jewde menshunned Sunalin on his Yewtewbe channel!!!! Gerrin!!!! Tak that Mags, tak fucking that!! Sunalin are back, Sunalin are back, hello! Hello!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24223 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 (edited) Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Edited September 13, 2024 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37392 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 "Sewpamac? Massive lads fan, marra. Yewsed to train with the lads on his day off at roker beych. Kept asking Joe Harvey for a free transfer to us but Joe said, no, I don't think so, despite him growing up being a massive lads fan himself and watching us every time we played in Yorkshire before he flewked three cup wins with the mags when he grew up as a player." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 13/09/2024 at 16:41, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Expand Without reading the thread, I'm going to say all these will get a mention Spat at Bobby Robson Bobby Robson was a MLF Mag at work Washington/Durham Mags NUFC doesn't exist anymore 92ers 6 in a row Relegated them Sportswashed Gravy 1 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24223 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 13/09/2024 at 17:01, Tdansmith said: Without reading the thread, I'm going to say all these will get a mention Spat at Bobby Robson Bobby Robson was a MLF Mag at work Washington/Durham Mags NUFC doesn't exist anymore 92ers 6 in a row Relegated them Sportswashed Gravy Expand Oooh, all those but you miss out on house cos no mention of sir John Hall (MLF) jawdee nation as it dominates the thread somewhat. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4662 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 13/09/2024 at 16:41, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Expand I know from his autobiography (the one that never mentions being an MLF) that Milburn spent some time working as a journalist after he retired so I'd guess that if that were true about their programme it would have been a syndicated article as he covered the whole of the NE. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37384 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 On 13/09/2024 at 16:41, Renton said: Another sad as fuck thread by them with the predictably sad as fuck responses. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rivalry-with-newcastle.1640668/page-10 Expand The alternative reality that is RTG delivers again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted September 15, 2024 Share Posted September 15, 2024 I see rtg have moved our match thread...I wonder why 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 680 Posted September 15, 2024 Share Posted September 15, 2024 Hope it’s ruined your weekend you sad mackem cunts, ….keywords will be, brown envelopes, wolves handed it to us, we’re spawny cunts, they’d beat us (yawn) not forgetting the genocide. Oh and FTM marra, they don’t exist anymore but I’ll spend every living moment obsessing over them but I don’t really care …I’d rather shag me sister/mam/auntie/dad/dog/cat/ than watch them gravy stained plastic cunts, even though I’ve just watched every minute of their match and made my knuckles bleed typing on Ready To Groom! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14862 Posted September 15, 2024 Share Posted September 15, 2024 Hope we did manage to fix the match with a brown envelope or two. Quite how you could fix it so we score a rocket from 25 yards, I don’t know but worth a go, I suppose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11894 Posted September 16, 2024 Share Posted September 16, 2024 On 15/09/2024 at 21:01, Ayatollah Hermione said: Hope we did manage to fix the match with a brown envelope or two. Quite how you could fix it so we score a rocket from 25 yards, I don’t know but worth a go, I suppose Expand Magnets (or magnates to some) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24223 Posted September 16, 2024 Share Posted September 16, 2024 On 15/09/2024 at 21:01, Ayatollah Hermione said: Hope we did manage to fix the match with a brown envelope or two. Quite how you could fix it so we score a rocket from 25 yards, I don’t know but worth a go, I suppose Expand Aha, youse let it slip there marra. The sawdies put rockets in the ball and guided it in with remote control. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10586 Posted September 17, 2024 Share Posted September 17, 2024 seven mackems on holiday and instead of one of them singlehandedly windmilling the living fuck out of the entire barcode family they all move to a different part of the beach? something not quite right here.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10586 Posted September 17, 2024 Share Posted September 17, 2024 it's inconceivable that had this really happened that the young mackem kiddie in the sunderland training top wouldn't have leapt up like a ninja, and laid waste to the two pitbulls with some nifty SAS like self defence moves. I don't believe a word of it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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