Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status “Ahm not defending him or owt marra, but hews ta sayah that his bairn didn’t want to bey buh’reed undah the patio.” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 27 minutes ago, Renton said: Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. “There I was causing bother in a bar, winding up a group just trying to enjoy a game of football. One of them had enough of my obnoxious behaviour and told me to wind my neck in otherwise there’d be trouble. I declined his offer and continued to be a prick, and even grassed him for good measure. Good job he’d had a few or he’d have chinned me when he eventually took his swing. Aren’t I fucking mint lads.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3958 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Been to Nerja wouldn’t go again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Been to Nerja wouldn’t go again Why? I liked it, been twice, both times to the same great hotel mind which helped. Loads of places to go in Andalusia too. Places like Ronda, Malaga, Gibraltar, Granada, Sierra Nevada within easy reach, pretty much guaranteed sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46010 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 The place is fine, but he took a swing at a mackem and missed, and got laughed at like the end of a He-Man episode. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 hour ago, Renton said: Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 hour ago, Renton said: Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. right up there with lewis carroll smoking a shit load of opium and writing alice in wonderland that little tale is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Every encounter they come out of it looking as cool as Clint Eastwood whilst the Mag looks like James Cordon on steroids. Wow, some boys..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Anyway, back in after a lovely birthday night and that MLF tale has just rounded it off nicely as I sit listening to music on YouTube with a glass of red. Get in. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3958 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 hour ago, Renton said: Why? I liked it, been twice, both times to the same great hotel mind which helped. Loads of places to go in Andalusia too. Places like Ronda, Malaga, Gibraltar, Granada, Sierra Nevada within easy reach, pretty much guaranteed sun. Sea was too cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Gerrin. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 (edited) And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up. Edited September 8 by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 13 minutes ago, Renton said: Gerrin. Love leyague one, err, the champeyonship, me like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 15 minutes ago, Renton said: And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up. Keith is officially a sad mackem bastard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3384 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 3 hours ago, Renton said: Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. This story surely can’t be true, any self-respecting mackem would have mentioned the name of the bar and what ‘quarter’ of town it was in, what rare and expensive continental beverage he was savouring and mentioned the exact tasty, obscure local dish he was nonchalantly enjoying with his sister wife. Not to mention the fact that he would have windmilled the grayevy staiyend mag coont who dared speak to him while the locals cheered and the rest of the mags looked down humbly and respectfully at their pints of fosters. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 It’s the lack of details and totally improbable outcomes that really make these RTG anecdotes so entertaining 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 16 minutes ago, Dougle said: This story surely can’t be true, any self-respecting mackem would have mentioned the name of the bar and what ‘quarter’ of town it was in, what rare and expensive continental beverage he was savouring and mentioned the exact tasty, obscure local dish he was nonchalantly enjoying with his sister wife. Not to mention the fact that he would have windmilled the grayevy staiyend mag coont who dared speak to him while the locals cheered and the rest of the mags looked down humbly and respectfully at their pints of fosters. The surrounding Spanish crowd cheering and applauding, doing Mexican waves and patting T-bone enthusiastically on the back "Nosotros tambien odiamos mags amigos, quiero decir, marra". 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 11 minutes ago, Renton said: The surrounding Spanish crowd cheering and applauding, doing Mexican waves and patting T-bone enthusiastically on the back "Nosotros tambien odiamos mags amigos, quiero decir, marra". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 16 hours ago, Renton said: And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up. To be fair, he was comparing Isak to prime Exile 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) This thread is generally just mild piss taking of the mackems, who are frequently quite hilarious. However, occasionally they need to be called out for being utter cunts. Every anniversary of 9/11, they get on their high horse and erroneously blame our owners for the event, MBS, the psychotic 17 year old master mind. Really, it's just racism plain and simple. I don't claim the majority partake in this sick point scoring, but none of them condemn it, so they are all complicit in my eyes. Take this wanker, why aye, this definitely happened. Hope this was worth a few likes on the SMB you sad wanker. Kent mackem, normally classed as hand wringing lefty wanker on there. An intelligent bloke, so knows exactly what he is doing, the racist prick. Standard. Edited September 12 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Meenzer said: You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed. But then they would have got his Saudi work colleague marra. Unless he was warned in advance, along with the jews for some reason iirc. Edited September 12 by Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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