Renton 21612 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 On 27/08/2024 at 15:58, Anth said: I'd be keeping a low profile with regards to smashing up City centres as well like if I was them That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 14 minutes ago, Renton said: That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965 It’s them Durham mags, marra. Deviants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 They have a match thread involving Newcastle United, but they never watch us, never ! And the thread never EVER get to 20 plus pages. Because..."Genuine question. Does any safc fan in here actually sit and watch Newcastle on the telly? I honestly can’t think of much worse things to do with my time." https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nottingham-forest-v-nufc-kick-off-2000-sky-sports-main-event-sky-sports-football-sky-sports-ultra-hdr.1639674/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 3 hours ago, Renton said: That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965 County Durham Mags are the worst, marra 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 9 pages of that shit so far. We win, it'll be 15 pages and locked into the members forum, Parsnip. We lose, it'll be kept open and reach 400 pages. Sad Mackem Bastards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 3 minutes ago, Renton said: 9 pages of that shit so far. We win, it'll be 15 pages and locked into the members forum, Parsnip. We lose, it'll be kept open and reach 400 pages. Sad Mackem Bastards. You've nailed it. The fucking pathetic, jealous sad mackem bastards ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 39 minutes ago, Alex said: County Durham Mags are the worst, marra Also, do you remember this unholy alliance we have with Forest cos we're also scabs or something? Not sure I do like. I guess that's also why they hate Ipswich so much. Legitimately buying their best player AND being the nemesis of their marras from the friendly cup. Everything is vicarious to them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Jack Clarkes debut not going so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: You've nailed it. The fucking pathetic, jealous sad mackem bastards ! Just posted for posterity before this thread mysteriously disappears..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Sewper Ted...get to bed !!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 10 minutes ago, Renton said: Just posted for posterity before this thread mysteriously disappears..... Sangare is the best penalty taker in history to nail the bar so heavily on purpose. We should sign him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 (edited) https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/being-in-a-pub-full-of-mags.1639687/ "Makes me sick. Me dog wanted to bite the xunts but would have caught summick." I feel sorry for any English teachers from mackem land. Edited August 29 by Tdansmith 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33171 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 4 minutes ago, Renton said: Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... Wow, that's strange because we have a thread with hundreds of examples of them not being very humble and even more examples of them being thicker than a castle door. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 A general rule of thumb is that if it can't be objectively measured, they're the best at it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Bewwwww-mility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 16 minutes ago, Renton said: Another thread on the SMB about how morally superior they are. This is funny though. Apparently they are more humble than us too. And more intelligent. Not intelligent enough to see the irony of that comment though.... I have a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is a MLF and he is behind every single one of the RTG accounts. It's just a place for his multiple personalities to conversate freely. They are all very much Donald Trump though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 52 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. More demure, more mindful. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Only they could claim humility and intelligence whilst saying they’re everyone’s cup final and are MASSIVE etc. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 13 hours ago, Gemmill said: Another triumph of the intangible. I've heard they tan better than us too, and they have better smiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21612 Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 (edited) Mackems. They're top of their league but the fewm on SMB is off the scale. Does anyone even know what ti's means from the frothing toss pot? All the usual shit about the teams we have played all being shite etc. And Brown bags passing hands. And lastly, the fact we have kept our blue-chip players is actually evidence of corruption. And Spurs are shite, of course (someone slip in genocide related joke). Edited September 1 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 We're back to them thinking they're a mid table Premier league club again. It's.... We could knock them out of the cup to put them right if they hung around long enough. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33171 Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 Four wins out of four, they should be loving life atm. Should. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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